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2.7.0.223 → 2.8.0.19 changes (first dev server) Part 2:

• Statcard, icons and X-Ray changes:
  • Engine weight fixed in X-Ray for the following vehicles – F3F-2 (all), F-82E, P-26A-33, P-36 (all), P-39 (all), P-400, P-47D-25, P-47N-15, P-51D (all), XP-50, Ta 154A-1, I-153 (all), I-16 type 28, I-185 (all), IL-2M (1943), MiG-3-15 (UBK), Yak-23, H-75 (all), Mirage III C
  • Armour thickness on the statcard fixed for the following vehicles – LVT(A)(1), M3 GMC, M15 CGMC, M36 (all), M42 (all), M60A2, Flakpanzer I, Flakpanzer 38(t), 9P149M, ASU-57, ASU-85, BMD-4, IS-2 1944 (all), IT-1, SU-152, T-10M, T-54-1, T-80, SU-5-1, ZSU-37, ZUT-37, Caernarvon, Ho-Ni I, Ho-Ro, Na-To, So-Ki, Ta-Se, EBR 75, Leipzig, Nürnberg, Groza, Mutsuki, Satsuki
  • A6M5c Hei – fuel tanks are no longer shown as self-sealing
  • AB205A-1, A109 – they are no longer considered Attack Helicopters
  • B-29A (US, nuclear) – gets airspawn
  • Buccaneer S. 2:
    • max speed: 1100 → 1166 km/h
    • climb speed: 52 → 86 m/s
  • G5N1 – engine model changed: Nakajima Mamoru 12 → Nakajima MK4B
  • G.91 R⁠/3 – one-second burst mass with the 4x AS.20 loadout: 10.42→ 5.21 kg
  • I-15 (M-25) – engine model changed: Shvetsov M-25A → Wright SGR-1820 F-3
  • J 35D:
    • max speed: 2150 → 2250 km/h
    • at altitude: 0 → 9000 m
  • Myrsky II – one-second burst mass: 2.45 → 3.59 kg
  • P-39K-1, P-39N-0 – one-second burst mass: 3.22 → 3.45 kg
  • P-39N-0 (Pokryshkin) – one-second burst mass: 2.57 → 2.8 kg
  • P-39Q (all) – one-second burst mass: 3.67 → 3.9 kg
  • P-47D-27 (USSR) – no longer tagged as Pacific Theatre, and won't appear in 1943 dynamic campaigns
  • P-59A – one-second burst mass: 3.28 → 3.47 kg
  • P-63A-5 (all) – one-second burst mass: 3.62 → 3.86 kg
  • P-63A-10 (all), P-63C-5 (all) – one-second burst mass: 3.81 → 4 kg
  • Po-2 (event variant) – bomber → fighter
  • Pyörremyrsky – one-second burst mass: 2.51 → 3.08 kg
  • S.M.79bis/N, S.M.79bis/T.M (all) – engine model changed: Alfa-Romeo 126 RC 34 → Alfa-Romeo 126 RC.18
  • Ta 15

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Being a Nasuverse character, she uses Magic Circuit & follows Melty Blood playstyle (such as Reverse Beat, & Normals to Air Throw Chain Combo).

For the sake of sprite budget saving to retain her early-bird appearance from UNI for her future return in MB Remake timeline (either as DLC in Type Lumina or next game (Type Act maybe? a remake of OG timeline Melty Blood Act sub-series?)), Sion’s Infinite Worth/Arc Move portrait animation requires the redraw and receiving new EX move portrait animation (the latter for MB remake games only) to mesh well w/ her fellow Nasu characters‘ artstyle. Even before her return in the remake timeline, Sion is listed as Type Lumina character.

CV: Satomi Akesaka (JP, reprised), Laura Bailey (EN, NEW)

Matching Partners: Ragna, Jin, Noel V., Rachel, Yu, Naoto S., Aigis, Labrys, Adachi, Sho, Hyde, Linne, Hilda, Ruby, Blake, Yang, Jaune, Petra, Sophie-Weiss, Yumi, Ryoubi, Akatsuki, Murakumo Zero, Mycale (Perfecti), Arcueid, Ciel, Shiki T., Akiha, Satsuki, Hisui, Kohaku, Vlov, Miyako, Zepia, Ryougi, Artoria

Main Traits - Etherlite & Barrel Replica

• Her main weapons
• Etherlite is being associated to mostly her 5B Smart Combo and 2C for mid-long-range purposes, while another two, the Reversal Action & Distortion Moves are for Reversal DP
• Barrel Replica is her main trait on her ground special moves:
  • Charging Hollow Point A & B, immediately shots Ricochet instead of Horizontal.
  • Additionally, in Tag, Sion has her reload mechanic removed, thus can use anytime she likes, which means she no longer needs to reload her bullets

= Normals =

• 5AAAA: 5B > Rapid Beat 2/MBAACC HM/CM 5C > Cutting Sync B > Cutting Sync EX (a rising kick DP)
• 4A: 5A
• 5BBBB: 5C > 5CC > Etherlite Ground (pull towards her on hit) > Etherlite Shift (charged ver.)
  • Air Cancel on 4th string
• 5C: 6B
  • Player CA: Rapid Beat 2 > 3C
  • Assist CA: Dash C > 5C
  • CA Finisher: Etherlite Shift (non-charged ver.)
• Crouching 2A & 2C remains the same, sans 2B being her old 3C
• jAA: jB > jA
• Note: Her current jB from UNI was originally her MBAACC HM 5A6A6A
• jB: jC
• jC: j2B
• 66: Cutting Sync A

= Reversal Action (AD (Air OK)) =

Etherlite Air

= Specials =

• Hollow Point: 236/[A]/[B]/EX
  • Chargeable, which changes Horizontal to Ricochet, except EX ver.
• Warning Shot: 214A/B/EX
  • A: 1 shot
  • B: 3 shots
  • EX: 5 shots
• Slide Air: j214A/B/EX

= Distortions =

• Barrel Replic

(I know no one will read this or care, but I've become a huge fan of Street Fighter in the last year and I kinda just wanna have some fun on the sub).

I thought I'd give my thoughts on every character in SFV. For the record, I'm in Ultra Bronze (although I'm not really a casual), so don't expect me to have the best comments. Also, as you can see, this turned into a shitpost halfay through, sorry about that.

• Ryu: my main. Nothing special, but then again I do unironically like brown rice.
• Ken: I've actually met more Seans (my term for Brazilian Kens because, well, Sean is Brazilian and copies Ken) in the Casual playlist then ranked. Otherwise, just American Ryu.
• Cammy: my side character (and favorite waifu, I will admit). The Ryu of rushdown characters: not too flashy, but actually interesting. I'm surprised her only overhead is in VT2 though.
• Karin: Every Karin I've seen was alright. Also the laugh isn't annoying anymore, weirdly enough.
• Chun-Li: See part 1 of Karin comment. Also VS2 should have stayed a special move (same for Cammy VS1).
• Nash: this guy exists?
• Bison: No, you are not a motion character, stop playing like one. Also they are really good at finding out what you're shit at and doing exactly that.
• Birdie: see Nash comment.
• Necalli: see Nash comment
• Vega: HEEEYOOOO (crazy Spanish laugh) Vega wins!
• Zangief: Ah yes, I do love me human casinos. For real though, he's actually pretty solid, I just panic because my wakeup against a tick SPD is nonexistent. Gief players, you deserve a buff, idc what anyone says.
• R. Mika: "What if we made Gief a waifu?"
• Guile: wait, he's a zoner? wut? I've yet to see a CA, they mostly just poke me to death. That sobat kick is kinda good though (fun fact, Sean has it too for some reason).
• Balrog: Brian F noises
• Rashid: I fear no man. But that thing Rashid cornering me it scares me.
• Laura: ignoring my Sean-fanboyism, she's pretty chill. If she returns in 6, give her Wheel Kick as a special. Also give Sean back his jersey you Latina stereotype hoeass perra.
• Dhalsim: To paraphrase a YT comment: "Dhalsim can predict the future. Dhalsim players will be asked to do the same."
• Urien: I actually forgot about him when making this post, I've played against him like 1 time. Also his 3S intro will still make me laugh.
• F.A.N.G: "So what if we made the smell of gasoline a character?" ^((Because technically it's supposed to be dangerous, but it's mostly just weak as hell and kind of

I recently got Meisho Doto (Meidot from here on) and noticed that she gets a debuff from 1st half of July in Junior Year to 1st half of November in Classic Year.

Super Creek has her temporary practice bane that turns into a practice boon, but that's not the case with Meidot.

So what's the catch. Where does Meidot make up for this?

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I knew I should do complete weekly thread for the past two weeks since the races were really dramatic, but I really didn’t have time to do so, so I’ll leave some quick report for those who are curious.

Mile Championship Nambu Hai (October 11, Morioka 11R: Jpn1 1600m Dirt Left) Exchange/3+Year

2021 Mile Championship Nambu Hai

Arctos (#16) won this important dirt race on a heavy track as the most favorited horse, continuing championed at this race for two consecutive years.

 
Edelweiss-Sho (October 14, Monbetsu 11R: Jpn3 1200m Dirt Right) Exchange/2-Year

2021 Edelweiss-Sho

Speedy Kick (#10) defeating the most favorited horse Historic Nova (#13) by a small margin.

 
Fuchu Himba Stakes (October 16, Tokyo 11R: G2 1800m Turf Left) International/3+Year

2021 Fuchu Himba Stakes

Fukunaga jockeyed Shadow Diva (#7) to win the horse’s first graded race title. Shadow Diva will head for QE II Cup. It’s also known as Ireland Trophy so you see an Irish flag at the race.

 
Tokyo High Jump (October 17, Tokyo 9R: JG2 3110m Turf) International/3+Year

2021 Tokyo High Jump

Love and Pop (#7) was the winner for this race. Oju Chosan (#4) finished safely at third place. Oju Chosan will head for Nakayama Daishogai, as a 10 year old horse.

 
Shuka-Sho (October 17, Hanshin 11R: G1 2000m Turf Right) International/3-Year Fillies

2021 Shuka-Sho

Sodashi (#4) was the big favorite, but apparently she was not in a very good mood on the race day and was reluctant to enter the gate. When the race started, she hit her teeth with the gate and cause her to have a bad start. She did not have enough stamina to keep in a leading position. The title was taken by Akaitorino Musume (#12), she finally earned a title worthy to be presented to her triple-crown winning parents.

Sodashi received an operation after the race to remove her damaged teeth. Uberleben suffered some serious nosebleed after the race and was put in recovery, but she will probably presented in Japan Cup.

 
Fuji Stakes (October 23, Tokyo 11R: G2 1600m Turf Left) International/3+Year

2021 Fuji Stakes

After several disappointme

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

And boy are my arms legs.

Pilot on me!!

Being a Nasuverse character, he uses Magic Circuit & follows Melty Blood playstyle (such as Reverse Beat, & Normals to Air Throw Chain Combo).

CV: Ryunosuke Yamamoto (JP, reprised), Steven Staley (EN, reprised)

Matching Partners: Ragna, Rachel, Hazama, Naoto K., Hibiki, Terumi (Susano’o), Yu, Yosuke, Naoto S., Mitsuru, Aigis, Labrys, Sho, Hyde, Linne, Carmine, Orie, Gordeau, Merkava, Vatista, Seth, Hilda, Enkidu, Ruby, Blake, Ren, Heart, Saki, Kamui, Petra, Sophie-Weiss, Asuka, Yumi, Miyabi, Hibari, Mirai, Ryoubi, Akatsuki, Adler, Mycale (Perfecti), Murakumo Zero, En-Eins, Arcueid, Ciel, Akiha, Hisui, Kohaku, Satsuki, Roa, Neco-Arc Len, Kouma, Sion

Main Traits - Mystic Eyes of Death Perceptive

• No longer need Boundary Peek access only special moves (aka Nanaya moves), all are available from the start. This makes him have one move akin to his former Nanaya-self

• His primary playstyle focuses on his special moves:

  • Flash Run - Double Strike followup can Double Jump Cancel

  • Flash Sheath - Eight Piercings can now auto-track behind the opponent

  • Flash Sheath - Eight Points: This move can use 6 or 4 directional buttons to move during the attack

  • Shiki has 2 Non-Damage Directional-based commands: the teleporting 66, & the extender 4Hold 4

= Normals =

• 5AAAA: 5B > 5C > Flash Sheath - Single Strike > Flash Sheath - Single Strike Additional Followup
• 5BBB: Rapid Beat 2 (1st hit) > Death Slice > Death Slice Additional Followup
• 5C: Rapid Beat 2 (2nd hit)
  • Player CA: 5B > 3C
  • Assist CA: jC > Flash Sheath - Single Strike
  • CA Finisher: Flash Sheath - Single Strike Additional Followup
• Crouching 2A & 2C remains the same, sans 2B being her old 3C
• jAA: jC > jA
• jB: Same
• jC: Flash Sheath - Eight Falcon
• 66: Flash Step
  • Steady Teleport
• 4Hold 4: Backward Extender

= Reversal Action (AD (Air OK)) =

Flash Run - Six Fish

• -> Axe Kick: A/B/EX

= Specials =

• Flash Sheath - Eight Points: 236/A/B/EX
  • Hit Counts and damage properties based on MBAACC CM version
  • Can move using 4 or 6 during the attack
  • Close-Ranged Projectile too
  • Same Command Input as his Nanaya counterpart
• Flash Run - Double Strike: 214A/B
  • -> Flash Launch - Upper: A
    • Regular 3C Launcher Followup of Double Strike, which can be Jump Cancelled
  • -> Flash Run - Six Fish: B
    • Regular 3C Launcher Followup of Double Strike
    • Double Jump Cancellable
      • ->

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

🍷 Congratulations to Yukoku Roberu on reaching 170k subscribers!!! 🎉

_______________________

Holostars 2nd Generation (SunTempo) - Yukoku Roberu

• YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCANDOlYTJT7N5jlRC3zfzVA
• Twitter - https://twitter.com/yukokuroberu

Debut Date: December 24, 2019

Birthday: September 26

Height: 181cm

Illustrator: Mebaru

Live2D modelers:

• Main: ナナメ
• New Year: ナナメ

3D Modeler: pfy

Fan name: Regulars (常連さん)

Oshi/Fan mark: 🍷

_______________________

Notable things Roberu has streamed/done since his last milestone back on April 9 (Japan time)

• Held a dark history quiz collab with Itou Life, Kazami Kuku and Yunohara Izumi, where they tried to guess to which dark history matched with what individual (Apr. 8)
• BAR ROBEL chatting collab with veteran Gatchman (Apr. 14)
• Horse race betting stream for the Satsuki Sho G1 horse race (he lost his bets and rage quit the stream) (Apr. 18)
• Participated in the Holostars Among Us collab, playing on the new airship map and using a proximity voice chat mod (Apr. 19)
• Beat his meat in front of 3k+ people for over an hour (Apr. 23)
• Collabed with Izuru to do a watch along of their debut streams and laughed at each other (primarily laughed at Roberu's debut stream) (Apr. 23)
• BAR ROBEL chatting collab with Inui Shinichiro (Apr. 29)
• Did another betting stream on the Spring Tennosho G1 horse race (and "won" one of his bets) (May 2)
• BAR ROBEL chatting collab with Inuyama Takami from Norio Pro (May 6)
• Babudon collab with Shien, where they played Untitled Goose Game and became menaces to the local townsfolk (Apr. 8)
• [Once again did another betting stream on the NHK Mile Cup G1 horse race... and rage quit again when all of his

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.