[Door opens]
Hi Kaise hai aap?
Please sit down.
Aap pura description bhar diya hai na is file mein? Lets see.
Oh!! aapko addiction ho gaya hai? [soft voice] '
Yaha pe toh sirf likha hai, yeh addiction aapko financial problems create kar raha hai.
Kaise?
You need to elaborate more. Can you please explain in detail.
See if you don't explain in detail how can I understand.
Don't worry, go ahead.
Ok...
Aha...
Hmm.. [giggles]
Samajh gayi. Yeh sab kaha se suru hua?
Acha!!! Porn. Porn Most of the time yahi hota hai. Sab ladke starting mein Porn dekna kitna dangerous hai, samajte nahi hai. Starting mein to boht maza aa jata hai, baad mein dheere dheere uske bina reh nahna mushkil ho jata hai.
Lekin bohot kuch free mein mil jata hai internet pe, yeh paise ka kya chakkar hai? mein kuch samjhi nahi.
Dekho! jab tak pura detail apni therepist ke saath share nahi karoge, mein kaise solution de sakti hun?
Acha,
Toh thodi din mein same porn bore hone laga. Ok.. phir
Aur yeh customized content lene keliye tum paisa dena start kar di. [Laughs]
Now i got where you concerns are coming from. [giggles]
Yeh sab online mein he hota hai aaj kal?
Un Ladkiya kya kya leti hai? amazon gifts, paytm, gpay? Acha.
And?
Tum un ladkiyon se sex chat karte ho. ok our kuch kuch customised videos kareedte ho.
Hmm..
Alright!! Yeh kitne din se chal raha hai?
Ek saal !!? [continue taking notes on the file]
Dekho yeh sab hota hai, aur waise bhi tum itna bhi zyada time se nahi kar rahe ho. tum iss se bahar aa sakte ho. I can help you.
What else? [Looks into the file]
Let me ask you. Ek saal mein kitna karcha kar diya hai in ladkiyon pe?
Han? [Surprised voice]
OMG! That's more than what i make being a therapist
Tum itna saara paisa sirf uske videos our audios pe de rahe ho? Aur tum sirf unko internet se jante ho?
Hmm [Thinking]
See, I will be very professional on this and i can really help you.
I have a therapy plan. Yeh normal therapy se thoda different hai, lekin, if you are willing to trust me, hum yeh kar sakte hai. You don't need to waste so much money on the internet. ok?
Mein ek chota sa hypnosis try karti hun. aur dekhte hai tum kaise respond karoge.
All you need to do is completely relax and trust me ok... [Starts speaking in Sexy Hypnotic Voice]
Take a few deep breaths...
Inhale...
Exhale...
[Crosses her legs and opens her hair]
Inhale... Har ek saans ke saath meri aawaj tumhari dil aur dimmag me
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
Tldr : British apni britishness se pareshan hoke bharat aaye, par like any parent trying to understand their child, uski freedom cheen li, rules laga diye, aur khud aiyyashi karke apna system setup karke chale gaye.
I have lived all my life in Delhi. Yahan sabse shandar alishaan jageh, Lutyens Delhi hai, jahan india gate, Parliament, Rashtrapati bhavan, Embessy, Posh 5 star hotel, Chanakyapuri, Pm house, aur 600+ bunglows hain gajab bade each costing more than 150crore, basically a to z power center. Khan market bhi yahin jahan main gadiyan dekhne jata hun ferrari sab weekends pe.
Ye sab banaya tha ek Lutyens naam ke admi ne. CP - Connought place, Lutyens delhi ke bahar padta hai, par wo bhi firangi bana gaye.
Toh basically, British aaye iska sabse bada thappa roz dekhne ko mila mujhe bachpan se.
Upar se angreji ko hum sabko pel pel ke padhaya hi gaya hai, even ye bhi main roman script me English mixed likh rha hun.
Fir schooling system bhi ekdum firangi hai, badi building me bachchon ko kaid karke , teachers manners sikha rhe, teacher ko zabardasti suprabhat aur baaki ki bakwas. Aur hume school ki khushi sirf apne saha kaidiyon se milne pe hoti thi. Ghar wale bhi sab piche padke bhejenge. Upar se khelne nahi denge fir aaj olympic me 3 medal pe roke sunayenge bhi.
Fir college ka concept bhi a to z firangi. Fir sabse badi jo ghatna hai wo ye, ki aap ja ke UPSC CSE dene jao, toh aap ek bureaucrat banenge jo ki poora system firangi.
Agar yaad ho toh, parliament sbka bataya maine, wo poora british hai, aur ye civil services bhi. Subhash Chandra Bose ne exam pass karke naukari chori thi, aur aaj hum shadi ho jaye isilliye ye exam me baith jate hain.
Fir aya internet ka zamana, mujhe dekhna tha ye biritsh hote kaise hain. Aur gaadi , engine sabme interested rha hun toh kaafi british youtubers dekhe.
Aur fir with time aur older british log bhi aa rhe the, plus major sab television shows discovery ke sabkse british. Top gear, fifth gear, wo david atten.., bear Grylls, aur bhi kaafi. Aur ek meri didi london me doctor bhi pichle 20-25 saal se, unse bhi puchta rehta tha kya scene.
Fir mene samajh liya, coffee sex comfort, beer, hand crafted shit, achche kapde pehen ke posh jageh ja ke slow clap karna, aur ant shant tareeke se baat karna to sound smooth. Ye british fantasy hai. Bas yahan pe wo logon ki soch finish ho jati hai. Aur ye sab ke piche ek bohot bada arrogance ki wo best hain, isiliye sab jageh ja ke bully karna. Aur sabse badi baat, wo
... keep reading on reddit ➡I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Elvish jaise chaman landure 8 million subs pe baithe h aur uski ek video se itni buzz ho gyi ki trending #1 pe hashtag aagya jab ki ek mehnati, creative aur actually talented banda "underrated" word hi sunta reh jayega saari zindagi. Bhencho Rishu ka kyu mann karega nayi cheezein banane ka. Wo saara scene change kar sakta tha iss video se. But in the end it comes down to the fact ki desh m kitne chutiyon ke pass internet connection h.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Kuch log mujhse agree karenge kuch nahi..galli bakini nahi theek hai..but pura post padhke smajhna..
Aur mein koi Elvish fan nahi hu..purani post history dekh lo...maza aa jayenge...That being said...mujhe nahi lagtha ki Elvish itna chutiya ya brain lit hai jitna videos aur post mein diktha hai..asa kyu lagtha hai ki woh obviously act kar raha hai intana chutiya aur dumb just to make people angry and to turn people against him..Then it hit me...ki kyu Elvish har ek controversy mein apna mu marta hai..hamesha chutiyo wali hypocrisy karta hai...it seems like he wants to get cancelled and is impulsively trying that..
We already know ke woh political thando mein dhas chuka hai...he is just a puppet of his political leaders aur unka agenda push karna hai..but what if usko kuch aur karna hai...kar nahi sakte kyuki talwar latak rahi hai uske upar..So how can a Politically Inclined Creator escape from this wormhole without getting killed (because ha Politicians logo ko tapka sakte hai...jo cooperate na kare..koi nayi baat nahi hai...),By becoming so brain lit and by triggering so many people ki hi political leaders will have to let go of him...And he seems to be working on things other than and hardly kabhi Youtube pe post karta hai...What if he wants to quit but cant quit..its not something uncommon nowadays..
This is just something I thought of when I was reading the post regarding the Collab of Rishu and another politically inclined youtube Dhruv..It might just be a theory...but it makes sense in the context ki hi wants to be hated and trolled...he just wants to get out of the youtube and real-world politics...and it makes sense ki usko nikalna kyu hai..he has sadly made an image of being a hyper-nationalist Youtuber aur religious content banae mein famous hua hai...but what if he wants to make other content normal type but...Leader will force him to make political content...he can't just go against them... the only way out is getting completely cancelled..itna ki Leaders would refuse to associate with him aur..finally woh apni pasand ka content bana sakta hai..
This is post is not about humanizing some person..its just that in the real world not everyone is good or bad..life is not only white or black.. the majority is grey...and everyone has a reason..
Still, that doesn't justify his deleting the video...except he wanted to trigger both Rishu and Vuas so much ki they will rhetorically usko cancel kar hi degi..does saving him from the endless loop of Po
... keep reading on reddit ➡Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
