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3812. Microeconomics, 9th Edition: Robert Pindyck & Daniel Rubinfeld

3813. Managerial Accounting, 3rd Edition: Charles E. Davis & Elizabeth Davis

3814. eBusiness: A Canadian Perspective for a Networked World, Canadian 4th Edition: Gerald Trites & J. Efrim Boritz

3815. Learning Together with Young Children: A Curriculum Framework for Reflective Teachers: Deb Curtis & Margie Carter

3816. Multicultural Teaching in the Early Childhood Classroom: Approaches, Strategies, and Tools, Preschool–2nd Grade: Mariana Souto-Manning

3817. Instructional Strategies for Middle and High School, 2nd Edition: Bruce E. Larson & Timothy A. Keiper

3818. Making Maps: A Visual Guide to Map Design for GIS, 3rd Edition: John Krygier & Denis Wood

3819. Introduction to Animal Science Global, Biological, Social and Industry Perspectives, 6th Edition: W. Stephen Damron

3820. Essentials of MIS, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Jane Laudon

3821. M: Management, 5th Edition: Thomas S Bateman

3822. Human Geography: Places and Regions in Global Context, 5th Edition : Paul L. Knox

3823. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 5th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

3824. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 6th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

3825. Introduction to Behavioral Research Methods, 7th Edition: Mark R. Leary

3826. Mathematics with Applications In the Management, Natural, and Social Sciences , 12th Edition: Margaret L. Lial & Thomas W. Hungerford & John P. Holcomb & Bernadette Mullins

3827. Understanding Human Differences: Multicultural Education for a Diverse America, 5th Edtion: Kent L. Koppelman

3828. The Struggle for Democracy, 2016 Presdential Election, 12th Edition: Edward S. Greenberg & Benjamin I. Page

3829. Customer Relationship Management : Concepts And Technologies, 3Rd Edition: Francis Buttle & S

Here is summary of Juventus news from Italy:

Juventibus

Aramu replies to Morata: only equal to Venice

11 December 2021 - by Mauro Bortone

Only equal to Juve in the Lagoon: against Venice it is 1 to 1 with Aramu responding to Morata.

Paolo Zanetti's Venezia sides with Romero, Ebuehi, Modolo, Caldara, Haps, Crnigoj, Ampadu, Busio, Aramu, Henry, Johnsen.

Juve responds with Szczesny; De Sciglio, Bonucci, De Ligt, Pellegrini, Rabiot, Locatelli, Cuadrado, Dybala, Bernardeschi, Morata.

At 20 'good initiative by Morata, who jumps straight to Caldara, but is cornered by Ampadu.

At 23 'Venice is dangerous with Aramu, who fishes Johnsen well in the area: extraordinary closure of De Ligt.

Analysis of Zanetti's Venezia: an insidious provincial for Juve

11 December 2021 - by Roberto Nizzotti

Having concluded the Champions League with the victory against Malmo and consequent conquest of 1st place in the group, Juventus returns to putting its energy into the championship to try to finish the year before the winter break in the best possible way, starting with the away match against Venice, team that occupies the 16th position with 15 points conquered in 16 days resulting from 4 victories, 3 draws and 9 defeats, The offensive development of the lagoons sees 15 goals scored, an average of 0.9 per game, compared to 17.08 xG produced (1.06xG/90), with an average of 8.68 shots / 90 (lowestvalueinSerieA) of which 3.37 / 90 on goal, for a shooting accuracy of 38.8%, the second best value of the championship (firstLaziowith43.2%).

During the match, the second half is the one in which Zanetti's team is most active with an average of 4.81 shots / 90 and, more specifically, the last quarter of an hour is the most productive with 32 shots while, in terms of goals scored, it is between 1 'and 15' the moment of maximum effectiveness with 4 goals scored.

The development of the offensive plays takes place from the side bands with a preference for the left one (40%ofplays) compared to the right one (36%).ofthechampionship), of which 6/90 in goal (35.2%), a performance that denotes the difficulties despite the attitude is to create density in one's own half (secondhighestPPDAwith15.79) and are 5 ^ for number of interceptions (10.06/90) and 8 ^ for won tackles (8.81/90).

Analyzing the development of the matches, it is evident that Venezia is less e

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

Because his Visa didn’t work.

free

A happy Uncle.....

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

"No, it doesn't."

We couldn't afford a dog...

Actually different

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "