Sao Krajina Puns

21 years ago, the last holdover in Eastern Europe fell to the west. On the 5th of October, 2000; a US backed colour revolution toppled the ruling Socialist Party of Serbia (SPS).

After the coup’s and colour revolutions of 1989-1991, only one state found itself with a reformed Communist party still in power, the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. Under pressure from the disintegration of the Warsaw pact states and from the west, the ruling Yugoslav League of Communists decided to introduce a multi party system. The always more liberal republics of Croatia and Slovenia went through elections the earliest and the newly created secessionist liberal parties took the victory in early 1990. They were heavily backed and pushed by the US and Germany to secede. Apparently a plan was formed in the US in 1984 to overthrow the communists in Yugoslavia and integrate it with the rest of Europe. The disintegration in the rest of East Europe made this a lot easier. They figured the EU would give them a part of the superprofits expropriated from the 3rd world and Croatia specifically could also get help dealing with the “Serbian question” and they were right. These 2 now constitute a Balkan periphery of both the EU and NATO. Now of course the Yugoslav constitution gave the right to secede to all peoples but the Republics of Croatia and later Bosnia discarded this principle when it became a burden. The dismemberment of Yugoslavia in 1991-92 happened best described under the motto of “national self determination but only when it benefits my nation”. When the Serb majority areas in these states decided that they would rather stay part of Yugoslavia, the newly formed republics went to war to stop them. As Michael Parenti jokingly noted:

>Clearly, the "right to self-determination" did not apply to the Serbs.

The new “independent” states were chauvinistic, Zionist (in the case of Bosnia) and in service to western finance capital; open flag bearers for fascism.

First attempt to break pro Yugoslav forces

Meanwhile Serbia and Montenegro went through elections at the very end of the year in 1990. The US threatening to cut off all aid if elections were not held might have had something to do with this. The Socialist Party won in Serbia, as stated previously, and the League of Communists won in Montenegro. As early as March, 1991, a counter revolution with support from western powers was attempted in the only

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

It was about a weak back.

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "