30 Hilarious San Mateo, Ca Puns

Japanese Tea Garden in San Mateo, CA

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📅︎ Dec 12 2021

Found in outside planter after December rains, San Mateo, CA. Can I rescue the potted lavender, or are the mushrooms more interesting? reddit.com/gallery/rw772x

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👤︎ u/quiddled

📅︎ Jan 04 2022

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My first meal outside after recovering from Omicron! Lobster Garlic Pork from Ramen Parlor in San Mateo, CA. Tonkotsu base with lobster oil, topped with roasted pork, quail eggs and a fried soft shell crab. Got the spiciest option and had to do the de rigueur noodle pull. imgur.com/a/Ovn0igc/

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👤︎ u/EyeSpyGuy

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Hello from Seal Point Park (San Mateo, CA) imgur.com/a/ReqaICE

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👤︎ u/TipTheory

📅︎ Nov 25 2021

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[LF] - Bay Area, CA - $5 - Leftover aqua soil or to share a bag (see comments) (SF, Marin, San Mateo) reddit.com/gallery/qk4op8

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👤︎ u/onionringg

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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making a delivery and i spotted a shiba in the wild! (San Mateo, CA) v.redd.it/8slfefgo3kf71

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👤︎ u/Alive_Sundae175

📅︎ Aug 05 2021

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San Mateo County Board of Supervisors President Canepa to Run For Rep. Speier’s Seat [CA-14] sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com…

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👤︎ u/kittehgoesmeow

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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Whoah! First time I'm seeing this; a full restock at my nearest Target (San Mateo, CA, Bridgepointe Shopping Center). They have Jurassic Express, Mox, Hangman, SCU available!

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👤︎ u/TemptedIntoSin

📅︎ Sep 09 2021

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I'll make you a bet & the losers have to sit in the back seats from San Francisco to L.A. 😆 note the rare intact hand grips and the headrests that are often missing. From the "Radwood Returns" car show yesterday, San Mateo CA. reddit.com/gallery/oiarja

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👤︎ u/crescent2112

📅︎ Jul 11 2021

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San Mateo Ca Target restock. Sorry but I took the last turtles in disguise. reddit.com/gallery/onr12l

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👤︎ u/TootieSummers

📅︎ Jul 20 2021

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Baby Names From San Mateo, CA

Matis (boy!)

Zoey Lee

Aurora

Wyatt Steven

Nova Mae

Axel Salvador

Paige Eloise

Evan Alexey

Aiden

Masako Anzaldo

Eddie

Elijah Enriquez

Atlas Royce Valencia

Isabella Lorraine (Izzy)

Mila Avery

Nesiah Jean Diana

Mikayla

Ashton

Lucas James

Daniel

Gregory

Dalila Mia

Milo Sanders

Zara Aria

Brody Alexander

Olive Grace

Mayalin Grace

Sage

Kai Jalen

Jrue Edward

Lucas James

Alexia

Jacklyn (Jackie) & Jacob (Jake)

Mackena Lita Avery

Amari Ren

Dominique Jacob

Freya Tamara

Aiden Gregory

Lillian Jane

Eli Parker

Ailani Marie

Summer

Ivy

Elliott Niklas

Marley Alaia

Obadiah Grey

Morgan

Jack

Mila

Noah Andres

Amelia Augusta

James Clayton

Aaliyah Lauren

Aiden Scott

Justin Tomio

Jeremiah John

Landon Christopher

Cameron Santana

Danica Petra

Maya Adrian

Stefan Zavien

Rosemary Pearl

Mila Nicole

Leila Love Flora

Denali (girl!)

Tyler Tze

Thea-Lynn Josephina

Caden Jax

James William

Aiden Zeal

Jaxx Beau

Elise

Winslow & Warrick

Qiana Maria

Cameron George

Levi Manolo

Kennedy Lennox

Ethan Henry

Melodee

Sienna Saber

Jack Dominic

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👤︎ u/anonhumanontheweb

📅︎ Sep 28 2021

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A super clean late 80's Eagle Premier and their cassette collection at the "Radwood Returns" car show yesterday, San Mateo CA. reddit.com/gallery/oibzlo

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👤︎ u/crescent2112

📅︎ Jul 11 2021

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I think it's fair to say the Target in Bridgepointe Shopping Center in San Mateo, CA is getting regularly stocked with current series' lines. Glad to see it :). Picked out the last Cody LJN and gonna test out Target price-matching

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👤︎ u/TemptedIntoSin

📅︎ Oct 03 2021

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Heard y’all might like my tattoo - my boxer, Oscar! By Jia at Paw Tattoo in San Mateo, CA reddit.com/gallery/nzzod6

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👤︎ u/smashpound

📅︎ Jun 14 2021

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I'm at the Radwood car show for 80s and 90s vehicles only and came across this. San Mateo CA reddit.com/gallery/ohqq82

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👤︎ u/crescent2112

📅︎ Jul 10 2021

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Aperture tattoo by Jordan Lefever at God Speed Tattoo in San Mateo, CA

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👤︎ u/jackoncrack7

📅︎ Jun 15 2021

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A feather I found in San Mateo, CA. What bird could this have come from? reddit.com/gallery/pbn5wt

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👤︎ u/Gaelle-DJ

📅︎ Aug 25 2021

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Anyone here from 617, San Mateo CA?

Just got my letter in the mail, scored a 97.8, seems like a good score but I know it’s a competitive local. Think I have a decent chance at getting in?

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👤︎ u/boxmonkey83

📅︎ Jun 24 2021

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Finally joined the squad. Hello from San Mateo, CA!

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👤︎ u/aurimas_chromium

📅︎ Jun 18 2021

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[Hiring] Senior Software Engineer - Machine Learning in San Mateo, CA, USA

There is only one Data Cloud. Snowflake’s founders started from scratch and designed a data platform built for the cloud that is effective, affordable, and accessible to all data users. But it didn’t stop there. They engineered Snowflake to power the …

Read more / apply: https://ai-jobs.net/job/9846-senior-software-engineer-machine-learning/

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👤︎ u/ai_jobs

📅︎ Sep 25 2021

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Just in: San Mateo, CA's GameStop in Hillsdale Shopping Center just got some series 5 in. The associate told me these were the only 3 that came in with more expected in next couple weeks. I'm probably getting Penta but Jericho and Fenix are up for grabs :)

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👤︎ u/TemptedIntoSin

📅︎ Sep 16 2021

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Takeout sushi - San Mateo, CA

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👤︎ u/liyplumob1982

📅︎ Mar 23 2021

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[Hiring] Senior Data Analyst, Business Operations in San Mateo, CA

Coupa Software (NASDAQ: COUP), a leader in business spend management (BSM), has been certified as a “Great Place to Work” by the Great Place to Work organization. We deliver “Value as a Service” by helping our customers maximize their spend under man …

Read more / apply: https://ai-jobs.net/job/9672-senior-data-analyst-business-operations/

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👤︎ u/ai_jobs

📅︎ Sep 18 2021

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Representing r/toyotapickups at #radwood norcal, San Mateo CA, right now. It's a car show only for 80's and 90's vehicles!

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👤︎ u/crescent2112

📅︎ Jul 10 2021

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Finished. Eric Clapton, Acrylic on Illustration Board, 2.5” x 3.5” 2021. This piece will be submitted into the 2021 Wee Art Open at the California Art Supply Company in San Mateo, CA.

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👤︎ u/ron0118

📅︎ Aug 17 2021

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This was at a car show near San Mateo CA I just had to share it v.redd.it/sfm6bbpitha71

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👤︎ u/AdBeneficial4689

📅︎ Jul 11 2021

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Tattoos of my cats done by Jia from Paw Tattoo in San Mateo CA reddit.com/gallery/mst5rb

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👤︎ u/g20richasan

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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Lets put this to bed: Juvenile Violet-Green Swallow or Bank Swallow (San Mateo, CA)

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👤︎ u/kingfisher_over_9000

📅︎ Jul 24 2021

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Some sort of specialized antenna? seen heading west on 92 in San Mateo, CA

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👤︎ u/DBAnorthcote

📅︎ Apr 09 2021

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[Hiring] Senior Security Engineer in San Mateo, CA

Coupa Software (NASDAQ: COUP), a leader in business spend management (BSM), has been certified as a “Great Place to Work” by the Great Place to Work organization. We deliver “Value as a Service” by helping our customers maximize their spend under man …

Read more / apply: https://infosec-jobs.com/job/5443-senior-security-engineer/

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👤︎ u/infosec-jobs

📅︎ Sep 17 2021

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