Wilson: Wheatly from Portal
Maxwell: Plankton from Spongebob
Willow: Candace from Phineas and Ferb
Wolfgang: Bobinski from Coraline
Woodie: Bear Hugger from Punch Out!!
Wendy: Carrie from The Amazing World of Gumball
WX-78: Microsoft Sam
Abigail: Coraline from Coraline
Wickerbottom: Mrs. Puff from Spongebob
Wes: Mime movement
Wigfrid: Zoey from Left 4 Dead
Webber: Finn from Adventure Time
Wagstaff: Lord Portly Rind from Boxtrolls
Warly: Grim Reaper from Billy and Mandy
Woodlegs: Mr. Krabs from Spongebob
Walani: Pearl from Spongebob
Wilbur: Mmm monkey
Wilba: Molly from The Amazing World of Gumball
Wormwood: Moxie from Helluva Boss
Wheeler: Fantasy from The Page Master
Wortox: Frodo from Lord of the Rings
Winona: Amethyst from Steven Universe
Wurt: Penny from The Amazing World of Gumball
Wanda: Minerva and Tree Trunks from Adventure Time
Walter: Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball
Charlie: Other Mother from Coraline
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
