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The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

I would have a daughter

Sono troppo contento che mi avete votato come Best of 2020, se non lo scrivo mi sento male. Detto ciò, il mio viaggio nella storia del cinema prosegue con il 1969.

1969

Tra i volti emergenti dell’epoca ci sono: Edwige Fenech che compare in 8 film tra cui “Alle dame del castello piace molto fare quello”, che titolo; Florinda Bolkan con la sua criniera spettacolare, Michael Sarrazin dagli occhi celesti, Klaus Kinski sempre cattivissimo, Marilù Tolo, Beba Loncar, Enzo Cerusico e Lino Capolicchio, poi Helmut Berger, Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper e Robert Duvall ovunque, papà Garko e papà Rossi Stuart, Raquel Welch, Dominique Sanda e Katharine Ross.

C’è l’ultimo film di Elvis Presley (il suo periodo migliore coincide con quello di Doris Day e non a caso il declino dei due è stato coincidente, perché a fine anni '60 si percepisce proprio il gusto che cambia e i loro film sono fuori posto), e c’è l’unico 007 con George Lazenby con una incantevole Diana Rigg; nei musicarelli andavano Al Bano e Romina, Mal e Little Tony. Esordiscono Villaggio, Pippo Franco, Lino Banfi ma anche Anjelica Huston. Ci sono tanti drammoni di guerra oltre le 2 ore, che per me sono duri da digerire, idem i musical che durano tanto, tipo “Hello Dolly”, che non è male ma non finisce più e la Streisand è sempre di ¾ come Barbara d’Urso, mi è venuta la cervicale solo a vederla. Tra l’altro nemmeno all’epoca fu un grandissimo successo, anzi l’era dei musical classici praticamente finisce qui.

Ovviamente abbondano gli spaghetti western, quanti ne volete tanti ce ne sono, con Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Giuliano Gemma, Franco Nero, Anthony Steffen. Però il western che più mi è piaciuto è stato “Il Grinta”, che valse l’oscar a John Wayne. Tra le donne l’oscar invece andò a Maggie Smith che è strepitosa in “La strana voglia di Jean”. Col 1969 si possono vedere anche i primi film del baffuto Fassbinder, e i thriller di Chabrol, che mi sono piaciuti molto.

In tv dalle nostre parti vanno sempre tanto gli sceneggiati, Canzonissima, Mike Bongiorno e cominciano a diffondersi i primi cartoni animati giapponesi tipo Mimì o il mitico Uomo Tigre che lotta contro il male, oltre alla Pantera Rosa e ad alcuni film per la tv che sono già confezionati meglio e sembrano meno di serie Z. C’è una miniserie sui Churchills, c’è la famiglia Brady, Pippi Calzelunghe, e il cult Scooby Doo.

Esce poi un corto chiamato “The lottery” che è un bello choc, qui c’è un innocuo villaggio in cui una volta l’anno si t

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

K9P

You officially hit rock bottom

And then you will all be sorry.

No it doesn't.

See my other posts for Deb lists from the 30s-70s. This is not the entire list, but names I think are pretty, unique or unusual combinations. What are your favorites?

Alice Harte

Amy Carol

Amy Eugenia

Amy Jane

Ann Arlene

Ann Graham (double barrel)

Ann Larkin (double barrel)

Annie Vive

Barbara Bell

Betsy Robinson

Carletta Cynthia

Caroline Lucille 😍

Catherine Graham

Cele

Celeste Marie

Claire Suzette

Cynthia Kathleen

Cynthia Louisa

Deborah Denise

Dorinda Madge

Dorothy Elizabeth

Elizabeth Lander

Elizabeth Lane

Ellen Joanna

Ellenor Ann (I’ve never seen this spelling)

Ellison (first name, I have seen this on a current teenager and a baby, both female)

Fairfax Fullerton (Obsessed with this name!)

Frances Brooks

Garybeth

Golda Rixon Kokernot Lastname

Hallie Nixon

Jameye Beth (one of the worst spellings of Jamie I’ve ever seen)

Jean Larkin

Jeaneane Nena 🤔 why not just Jeanina?

Jennie Theresa

Jonnie Carol

Katherine Eugenia 😍

Kathleen Kirkland

Kathryn Janette

Laulie Francesca

Laurette

Laurie Ellen

Linda Kathryn

Louise Lander

Lucinda Elaine

Lucinda Frances 😍

Marietta Blair 😍

Margaret Allison

Margaret Callie

Margaret Curtis Boyce Lastname

Margaret Deborah

Mary Clifton

Mary Lauren

Mary Margery

Mary Paige

Mary Virginia

Millicent Morgan 😍

Nancy Adele

Oleta Carol

Priscilla Landon

Raye Virginia

Rebecca Frances

Rita Caroline

Robin Leslie

Robinson (first name)

Rose Caroline Grace 😍

Rose Kimberly

Sally Jane

Sally Smith Lastname starts with S

Sarah Evelyn

Susan Carol

Susan Melinda

Tancy Anne

Tansill Ann

Virginia Day

Virginia DeWitt

Virginia Rice

Vivian Lander 😍

Zoe Lyn (a bit surprising for someone born in the late 1950s)