Sally Benson Puns

I just need help finding the sheet music for this for a project, I’ll leave a link to the song in case you need to hear it.

https://youtu.be/aPXFuUbr-v4

I just watched through cult for the first time and really enjoyed it. Now watching coven for the first time. First (reverse) easter egg I noticed was that these houses (the hallways in particular) seem to be the same. I'm referring to the scene in bitchcraft where zoe is leading her boyfriend down the hall, which seems to be the same hallway ivy checks and finds ally in after the cult kills sally.

Sorry if this is remarkably obvious or incorrect. I'm just a noob thinking I found something that I can't find anyone else having mentioned.

So I like killing time so im gonna make a timeline of evrey birth and death except Roanoke and Double Feature because I don't care enough. also any character that lives the series i'm not including there death since I don't know if they die.

1775: Delphine Lalaurie is born

1801: Marie Laveau is born

1834: Marie Laveau's boyfriend Minatour guy is killed by Delphine and Delphine's children are also killed

1874: Hazel Evers is born

1887: Ethel Darling is born

1888: Elsa Mars is born

1893: Arthur Arden is born

1895: Valentino and James Patrick March are born

1891: Gloria Mott is born

1900: Nora Montgomery, Stanely and Paul are born

1902: Judy Martin or Sister Jude is born

1903: Dell Toledo is born

1904: The Countess is born

1912: Desiree Dupree and Lavinia Richter are born

1917: Amazon Eve is born

1918: Pepper is born and The Romanoff's are killed

1919: The Axman is killed by being stabbed to death by witches

1924: Bette and Dott Tatler and Timothy Howard are born

1926: Fadius and Charles Montgomery are killed, and Nora Montgomery kills herself with a gun Dandy Mott is born

1928: Jimmy Darling is born

1929: Hazel Evers and James Patrick March die Hazel from being shot and James from stabbing himeself and Maggie Esmerelda is born

1930: Oliver Thredson is born

1931: Lana Winters and Ma Petite are born

1932: Shelley is born

1933: Mr. Jingles is born

1936: Sister Mary Eunice and Ramona Royale are born

1938: Bubbles Mcgee is born

1940: Kit Walker, Grace Betrand and Alma Walker are born

1947: The black Dahlia is killed accidently from an overdose

1948: Lavinia Richter kills a bunch of campers before her son kills her with a knife and Constance Langdon and Iris and Larry are born

1949: Spalding and Bebe Babbit are born

1950: Fiona Goode, Myrtle Snow, Margaret Booth, Larry Harvey and Trevor Kirchner are all born

1951: Iris and Miriam Mead are born

1952: Meep is killed from being beat to death by prisoners then Twisty is killed by Edward Mordrake from being stabbed then Dora is killed from her neck being slit by Dandy then Ma Petite is killed by Dell Toledo from being smothered then Ethel Darling is killed by Elsa Mars from being stabbed then Gloria Mott is killed by Dandy Mott from being shot then Regina is killed by a police officer from being shot Moira O'Hara is born

1953: Dell Toledo is killed by Elsa Mars from getting shot then Maggie Esmerelda is killed by Chester Creb from being sawed in half then Paul, Penny, Toulouse, Suzi,

I know Disney got into that whole lawsuit by trying to sue Iginio Straffi because it was similar to W.I.T.C.H. (and the Sirenix costumes that came later felt like a reference to them, personally), but what if they had chosen to collaborate and had Winx Club on Disney Channel instead of 4kids (which I love) or Nickelodeon?

While others may disagree, I don't think Disney would've made story and music changes to the series like 4kids did, and I think the network would've really helped to gather a large American audience for the show, and it may be a controversial idea, but I think that it would've made the show a lot better during it's revival and creating better seasons than Nickelodeon. (My personal opinion: season 4 was good, but reminded me of seasons 1 and 2 because of the plot and the villains' demise; the rest of the seasons onwards weren't interesting to me in terms of conflict, though I loved Bloomix.)

And then of course if they wanted to do a live-action show, it'd go to Disney+ and I think they'd handle it better than Netflix, but that's just my two cents.

And if we got a new cast of VAs, I'd love Jodi Benson (Bloom), Maria Canals-Barrera as Flora, Kari Wahlgren as Tecna (I love British Tecna; she'd do a great job), Cree Summer as Aisha (I'd also except Salli Saffioti), Andrea Baker as Stella, and Ming Na-Wen as Musa.* I have a few ideas for the speecialists, but nothing's set in stone.

(*Just wanna say that VAs should get the part regardless of race; I just wanted to diversify the options.)

Overall, I enjoyed seasons 1-5 a lot more than 6-7. I was trying to figure out why and came up with these reasons:

Bob Benson plotline: I read here that the writers were planning a bigger story for him, but then the actor took another job. What would the plotline have been? His only appearance in 7 was one episode where he spoke with Joan about marriage, and bailed out a Chevy guy who was closeted like him. Maybe a bigger plotline that would have connected the seasons a bit more

Don's relationships/affair(s): I remember watching it live being so disappointed he was cheating again, he obviously didn't learn from his marriage with Betty, but at the same time was being more careful because it was only one affair rather than a general "any good looking woman around". Megan just became more and more confident and selfish. She also wasn't that French (no accent? She would have had an accent coming from Montreal). Diana's plotline also felt like it was missing something, like it was trying to capture the shame a woman has when abandoning a child, but not quite getting there. Stephanie was a better example... she did not have her child and seemed okay with it, other than people judging her for it.

Don's childhood: The whole storyline with Aimee and them moving to the whore house felt tacked on for extra effect. His step mother was so religious and she was going to move to a whorehouse? That just seemed unrealistic to me. And she slept with the "uncle mack" guy while pregnant? A few months or weeks after her shitty husband dies? I just don't see it. More likely she would have moved in with a relative. Seemed like they just wanted to double down on the Madonna whore complex for Don. I think a plotline of him and Abigail moving in with a relative, Uncle Mack being just a single guy nearby with no whorehouse would have been enough to show his shitty upbringing. He would have been put to work like a slave likely on a farm until he was old enough to join the military and run away.

Peggy/Stan: felt rushed, although I wouldn't want to see them out of a beginning stage as it likely wouldn't have worked. Compared to the Betty storyline, which felt fleshed out, had foreshadowing (Sally's friends mom dying, her saying goodbye to Glen). Stan slept with that photographer a few episodes earlier and cheated on his gf. Clearly no interest in Peggy then. The Peggy and Ted storyline also seemed unresolved. He comes back in season 7B and they just go back to work? Ted must hav

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I will be comparing their order to the chronological one with “True” if it’s in its right spot, or “False” if not, “Missing” if the episode is missing from D+.

Funfact, this thing took five hours to create. (Kill me)

Two tiers; one of their order, and one of their order converted into how you should watch it.

TIER I: Discovery Plus’s Order:

For this one, I will not be including the episode numbers / missing ones since it’s unethical to watch it this way. In the next tier, I will be fixing them and placing all of them with their numbers in their correct spot.

Missing Ones: https://www.reddit.com/r/GhostAdventures/comments/pgv22p/updated_list_of_missing_episodes_discovery_plus/

Complete viewing guide: https://www.reddit.com/r/GhostAdventures/comments/pnurxf/ghost_adventures_complete_viewing_guide/

What D+ Thinks “Season 01” Is:

Bobby Mackey's Music World (True)

Houghton Mansion (True)

Moundsville Penitentiary (True, D+ has edited this to remove some content)

Riddle House (True)

Sloss Furnace (True)

Former Psychiatric Hospital (True)

Edinburgh Vaults (True)

Old Idaho Penitentiary (True)

What D+ Thinks “Season 02” Is:

Preston Castle (True)

Castillo de San Marcos (True)

La (Mission) Purisima (True)

Magnolia (Lane) Plantation (True)

(Birdcage Theater) Bird Cage Theatre (True)

Eastern State Penitentiary (True)

Moon River Brewery (True)

Ancient Ram Inn (True)

What D+ Thinks “Season 03” Is:

Pennhurst State School and Hospital (False, Numbering)

Poveglia Island Special (False, Numbering) (Note: Extended Ver.)

Ohio (State) Reformatory (False, Numbering)

Remington Arms (Factory) (False, Numbering)

Linda Vista Hospital (False, Numbering)

Execution Rocks Lighthouse (False, Numbering)

Prospect Place (False, Numbering)

Clovis Wolfe Manor (False, Numbering)

What D+ Thinks “Season 04” Is:

Gettysburg (TRUE)

Rolling Hills Asylum (TRUE)

Return to Bobby Mackey's (Music World) (TRUE)

Waverly Hills (Sanatorium) (TRUE)

Stanley Hotel (TRUE)

Hill View Manor (TRUE)

Vulture Mine (TRUE)

USS Hornet (TRUE)

Fort

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

2022: Movie #4
Watched January 3rd
On the Criterion Channel IMDB
Director: Alfred Hitchcock
Writer: Thornton Wilder, Sally Benson, Alma Reville
TSPDT: 521

117 minutes. As I think more about this film after seeing it for the third or fourth time, I think what stands out to me is how Hitchcock is so intentional with the symmetry in Shadow Of a Doubt.

And, along with that, how important subconsciously establishing symmetry is to the payoff at the end. What I mean specifically is how many things in the film happen in twos. There are two detectives on the trail of a national killer, there are two suspects, there is a couple playing cards on the train, there are two Charlies, two kids in the family that are not Charlie, two parents, twice where Charlie Newton gets delayed by a copy, on and on.

The point is that Charlie and Charlie are very similar. They are out of place and they need to escape. They want more than the life they were born into. They understand each other. Everything is better when Uncle Charlie comes to visit. But, as the evidence mounts up against Uncle Charlie as being a key suspect in the Merry Widow manhunt, all of this work to set up symmetry and togetherness had me hooked and not wanting to see the potential separation that was coming between the Charlie’s. A little bit like the brothers in Dead Ringers (although not nearly as tragic), the Charlie’s are so close to being an inseparable pair.

But, the dark side of Charlie Newton is mostly just being cynical and bored, whereas it’s possible her beloved Uncle is capable of much more and is a monster.

I’m sure people will praise the dialog here, and I also loved the characters and world-building. But, I think for me the reason I love this film so much is because of how meticulous and planned the story elements are and how it all comes together to make the last act more powerful.

Hitchcock sighting: Near the beginning when Charlie is on the train and there’s a couple playing cards. His back is turned to the camera.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Although never booked for a main role she always gave us interesting performances.

Alicia Spencer 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Probably what was the most fucked up storyline in Coven was the incestuous relationship of Alicia Spencer with her son Kyle. The crack smoking, unkempt hippie mom was a sad human being who attempted suicide at one point, hadn‘t Zoe Benson brought her son back. Noticing that Kyle‘s body has changed Alicia became attracted to him. Although there were already signs prior before the event. One night she would kiss him and have allegedly sex with him after she touched his private parts. That TV moment felt absolutely wrong and had discussions heated up until this day. Mare did such a wonderful job in portraying this horrific character. It must have been difficult to get into the mind of such a sick and twisted person, but it has paid off as far as the role allowed it for her to be booked for more AHS seasons.

Rita Gayheart 🌟 🌟 🌟

Continuing her streak as unlikable and twisted characters Mare took on the role of Pepper‘s sister. Rita loved her cocktails more than her baby which was deformed, but we have never actually seen the looks of it in that one Freak Show episode "Orphans". She and her husband had plans to murder their baby and frame it on innocent Pepper who would then end up at Briarcliff. It was such a sad story and Mare totally nailed the evil sister so well, that I wanted to jump into the TV each time I saw Rita framing Pepper for the death of the baby.

Hazel Evers 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

For once a very lovely character Mare portrayed here, Ms. Evers was the diligent house maid and good soul of the Hotel Cortez. Seeing her getting a kick out of cleaning bloody sheets was always joyous to see. It basically put a smile on my face between all the killings and the drama. The parallel to Coven is, that Mare‘s character had feelings for Evan Peters‘, though in this season they were not related to each other thankfully. However her love for him remained unrequited, but even she found her peace towards the end by simply not serving him anymore and then she finally felt free. Ms. Evers was such a great addition to Hotel and the perfect lighthearted match to the charming and sinister James March. And Mare‘s acting credits are already filled with roles of housekeepers and funny sidekicks that it was no problem for her to get into character.

Sally Keffler 🌟 🌟 🌟

As the politician Sally who would battle Kai Anderson for councilmanship Mare showed us an

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Hey I’m back with a brand new chapter, I advise you to read the author’s note first and before I forget here is think to the story on fanfic: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13973223/2/Azur-Lane-Coming-Storm? Hope you all enjoy 😊.

AN: Hey guys. If anyone is wondering, the reason why I am reposting this is because after posting it the first time and reading some of the reviews I came to the realization that the second half of this chapter was disconnect tonally and didn't feel right or authentic to the story, and for that I am sorry. As a writer, it is my responsibility to deliver a competent and believable story for you all as readers. So after taking some time to gather my thoughts and having a moment to rest, I have rewritten and expanded the second half of this chapter into something that I feel is closer to the standard of writing that I set for myself and that all of you deserve. So, once again I invite you to enjoy this story to fullest in the way it was meant to be written. P.S. any and all comments are welcome.

Chapter 2

Thomas pushed open the front door and walked inside his house.

"I'm home!" he yelled out, even though he knew that no one would respond.

His parents were out of town, having to take his little sister Sally to her dance competition in Washington D.C. Whether her team won or not, they were probably not coming to be back till next week. Thomas was tired, dealing with Anthony and Maria on the field trip had burned most of his energy for the day. Luckily, today was Friday, so he had the whole weekend to recuperate from the trip.

The rest of his day was pretty boring. He finished any chores that he had to do around the house. He finished his homework and cooked himself some lasagna for dinner. After that, he took a much needed shower and then played some video games until it was finally time to go to bed. As he lay down for the night, he thought about his weird interaction with the cube. Maybe it was a slight difference in his bio chemistry that made it glow brighter, but he couldn't really know. He thought it was interesting and that was fine by him, and he kept thinking that way as he drifted off to sleep.

The Next Day

Ring ring ring …ring ring ring …ring ring 'click'

Thomas's hand finally found the button on his phone to stop his morning alarm before it drove him to insanity. He sat up in bed and looked at his phone. It read 7:15 am. He sighed. He wanted to go back to bed, but knew he had to keep the house in order. So, he got up

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!