Salamander Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Salamander Name"

I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?”

Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!"

My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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