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I watched a video today of a woman in a Costco insisting in a sing-song voice that it was her First Amendment right to not wear a mask. I've had a ball of fury in my stomach sickening me since I watched the video. I went on a walk with my significant other and we figured out why people like this distress me so much. Forgive the overuse of the word, but it genuinely feels like wide-scale gaslighting.

In the original film Gaslight, the namesake of our parents' favorite escape button, the main character Paula notices that items are going missing, footsteps are coming and going in the attic, and she sees gaslights dim and brighten. The man she marries after an intense two-week romance tells her it's all in her head and that she can't trust her perception. He begins to convince her she's a kleptomaniac and can't be trusted. Turns out, he's lying to her so he can steal from her.

I don't know if COVID-deniers know they're not telling the truth, like the malicious character in Gaslight. My parents are educated and believe in COVID until they have to pull a mask over their nose. My d-BPD mom is a nurse who works with old people, and she recently said "I'm choosing to believe you can only get COVID once." My e-dad went to an ivy league university and can't understand why Fauci would have to update prior announcements with new, more accurate information. My dad doesn't see that being updated with new, contradictory information is a display of trustworthiness, because we want to make decisions based on what facts are available. I don't want scientists to hold fast to previous statements despite knowing they're not true anymore. I don't know if my parents deny reality because it's scary, or because my mom doesn't like how she looks in a mask, or some reason I can't access as someone who cares deeply about truth and honesty.

I know that when I hear about or see people refusing to get vaccinated or wear masks I am filled with white hot rage. It's become more of a tightly-wound, static-y ball instead of its original, encompassing form that made me shiver. The amount of rage, despite the form change, is still the same. We're asked to understand *their* perspective and be gentle with *them.* Once again I am parentified and forced to act like a saint despite the people committed to misunderstanding me, sworn to ignore my reality and insist I'm the crazy one for caring. If I stop being a saint, I'm somehow proving them right. I have to be patient. I have to be calm, de

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Entonces, me acerqué al random con la consulta de que si había en alguna parte una lista con todos los libros que la iniciativa "viva leer" de Copec haya publicado. No lo había.

Hice la lista, pero ya que me tardé igual rato en hacerla, la públicaré por aquí para que valga la pena haberlo hecho. No despegará por aquí, pero al menos se podrá linkear en el internet por si hay alguien más interesado en la lista (como lo estuve yo).

Algunas observaciones previas que surgieron mediante lo hacía:

• La iniciativa "viva leer" en realidad fueron dos.
• Una por los años "2012-2016" en que mayoritariamente estaba encargada por ediciones Origo, la que tiene el nombre de "sueña leyendo".
• Otra en "2017- ahora" en que ya no hay sólo una editorial a cargo y hay varias, con sólo el nombre de "viva leer".
• Esto tal vez sea opinión personal, pero siento que las primeras versiones, las "sueña leyendo" se notaban que fueron creadas en chile (aunque impresas en China). Las nuevas me dan la impresión de que son reediciones del extranjero aquí, no sé que tan cierto sea eso, requiere investigar.
• Las primeras eran más baratas, no sé si es la inflación o otros costos (o menos subsidio) pero en la de 2014, los infantiles costaban 1200 y los contemporáneos costaban 2500. En la de ahora, los infantiles comienzan en 3000 y los contemporáneos en 5000.
• En las primeras, los clásicos eran ilustrados, ese tampoco es el caso ahora.
• Me imagino que ahora con la lista podrán ver tendencias, aunque es notable que este año se hayan reeditado varias que ya habían aparecido.
• En diferentes años, publicaron la trilogia de las distopías (1984, Un mundo feliz y Farenheit 851)

Anoté los artistas de las ilustraciones cuando era posible, pero en otras no tenía información, si me avisan, puedo añadirla.

Sin más dilatación.

2012

Infantil

• Capeucita Roja
• Los tres chanchitos
• Pinocho

Clásicos

• Romeo y Julieta, de William Shakespeare
• Subterra, de Baldomero Lillo
• Edipo Rey y Antígona, de Sófocles
• La odisea, de Hómero

Contemporáneos

• Cuentos de Amor, de Locura y de Muerte, de Horacio Quiroga
• El túnel, de Ernesto Sábato
• Diario de Ana Frank
• El extranjero, de Albert Camus
• El principito, de Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
• La tregua, de Mario Benedetti.
• La metamorfosis, de Franz Kafka
• La última niebla / La amortajada, de María Luisa Bombal

2013

[FFuente] (https://web.archive.org/web/20160715155429/http://www.vivaleercopec.cl/2013/03/07/nueva-coleccio

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

Hey guys! It's that time of month when I release another season of RC's Survivor! This time, we are in Portugal, where 19 castaways will be competing for 1 Million Dollars and bragging rights! As always, I live simmed this season on the Ben's Survivor Discord Server, where you can react live as the season goes on! With that out of the way, let's get started!

#MEET THE CAST:

Abdul Bobi, 45, Taxi Driver ( u/asiansurvivorfan )

Austin Rinne, 29, Brewery Worker ( u/SilverOwl24 )

Cindy Atkins-Gruben-Yager, 38, Secretary ( u/Gemini_B )

Emiliano Guistillo, 37, Former Art Thief ( u/swoldow )

Engel Santana, 31, Investigations Officer ( u/Twig7665 )

Filomena Rodriguez, 35, Kindergarten Teacher/Poker Player ( u/Troopher-san )

Harley Solosta, 22, Drag Racer ( u/JBane2019 )

Krone "Y6" Rogers, 21, Underground Rapper ( u/voltfalcon )

Lauryn Plaker, 25, Aspiring Actress ( u/asiansurvivorfan )

Marcus Rasmussen, 29, Psychiatrist ( u/Twig7665 )

Paula "P.T." Thurston, 39, Radio DJ ( u/Keiran13 )

Princess Whitney Lancaster, 18, Princess ( u/IAmWolfNinja )

Quinn Nickerson, 19, Twitch Streamer ( u/Rylandoesreddit )

Rebecca Burnham, 50, Divorce Attorney ( u/Gemini_B )

Richie Walter, 22, Tap Dancer ( u/Ripecornball60 )

Samuel Kurnbee, 43, Janitor ( u/pls_help_im_lost )

Sloan Braxton, 24, Make Up Artist ( u/JBane2019 )

Zachary Mitchell, 27, Dental Assistant ( u/borngay )

Zana Lawrence, 29, Guitarist ( u/Rylandoesreddit )

Spreadsheets: The Spreadsheets

The Season: Portugal

The Season: At least to me, this season is a bit of a disappointment after how iconic Heroes Vs Villains was. The Season begins nice, however, with >!Abdul!< getting the boot after >!Ano works with the woman to take out the tribe's worst social player!<, but quickly turns south with >!Richie and Marcus, the 2 biggest outsiders of the tribe,!< getting the boot. >!Y6!< Then gets the boot after >!his annoyance at camp makes him nearly everyone his enemy!<. >!Harley!< then goes in a shocking blindside, after >!Mena paints Harley as a bigger threat over Austin!<. After this, >!Ano pins his target on Engel, creating a scenario where Mena must choose to blindside her closest ally in a 2 - 2 - 2 vote!<. Then, the swap occurs, which leads to both >!Zach and Whitney!< getting the chop thanks

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

He’s the new temp.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments