However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
You'll get you sack-squashed.
.....because he only comes once per year.
With a pair of Caesars.
Cremation or funeral was the correct term.
He should have asked Burial or Cremation
I felt his presents.
New Roman.”
All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.
“thank you for your cervix.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
Julius Zebra
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
He got the sack.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
It was felt.
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
A hummingbird.
It's a complex complex complex.
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
But I won’t letter!
He was a Glad-he-ate-her.
Mentos
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
A fizzician
It's night.
Julius Seizure
This is the last straw.
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
wooden tit?
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
