5x01-5x08:
Off the cusp of the S4 finale, Jeff passes out after shooting Culhane and the two are rushed to hospital. Jeff is in critical condition and only has a few hours to live and dies at the end of 5x01, he manages to say his goodbyes to everyone except Monica, who will come back later in the season to destroy Adam for killing her brother. Just for old time sakes, Culhane will sleep with another Carrington (Amanda) after being cleared from the hospital, but after the fling they mutually agree it was a mistake and Culhane leaves Atlanta to move to Connecticut with his mum and sister who got accepted to Yale. He still has stakes in Sams new club, so his character will definitely return later down the line. Fallon begins to heal from her gunshot wound and reassemble her marriage to Liam. While resting at Carrington Manor she becomes really close with Cristal as she helps her navigate being a CEO of a major international corporation with bringing Flores Inc. to the states. The relationship becomes very OG with the way they care for and look out for eachother. One of Fallons overarching themes this season is who she can trust- and Liam and Cristal are definitely two people she knows she can rely on. Cristal works to bring the Flores business to Atlanta, and while becoming close with Fallon who is helping her, Blake winning the senator race means he sets out to make sure Cristal has everything she needs to do so- even if he’s cutting corners and doing illegal acts to make sure they stay on top. As Cristal leaves for a meeting for a possible investor, she is kidnapped by Beto and an actress “Rita” replaces her. After Blake wins the election and becomes Senator, he gets his airport and expands his business. After getting arrested, Alexis’ bail is set to 2 million of which Adam pays for her from her account. She manages to get out of jail in time for Jeff’s funeral and Jeff’s will reading, and somehow she’s been left ColbyCo. This causes massive friction between Dom like we’ve never seen a rivalry before. As she continues to expand ColbyCo., she and Amanda work on her case, but Amanda already has her suspicions about Adam. As Dom mourns Jeff, a shin catfight akin to the OG breaks out over Jeff’s estate with Alexis. She continues with her clothing line, but joins Blake and Cristal in expanding the Flores empire to rival Alexis and ColbyCo. Tired of being ignored by the Carringtons, Kirby sets out to make sure everyone knows she can handle herself. While trying
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
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You take away their little brooms
When I got home, they were still there.
