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Maid’s Room: Saiki #3

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If you are not a fan club member yet, sign up now! This is Saiki’s third episode of Maid’s Room, in which she talks about Nike Air Max 95.

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O-mei-syu-sama, hi, I’m Saiki.

Now, I’d like to introduce sneakers also this time.

Today I’d like to introduce you Air Max 95, which created the high-tech sneaker trend in the ’90s.

The box is this red Nike box you must have seen before.

They were in it.

And, I think the most popular Air Max 95 is the first color, Yellow Gradation, and I also have a pair of Yellow Gradation so I’d like to show them first.

Here they are. Yes, these ones.

These Yellow Gradations were such popular sneakers that the word “Air Max hunting” was born, and even now, books on sneakers feature past magazine articles with pictures of celebrities wearing them, so I think these Air Max sneakers really had an impact.

The 95 has had many colors, and this time, I, Sai-chan, got this color!

They’re Multi-color!

Can you see this?

They have asymmetric color blocking, and the outer sides and the inner sides all have different designs.

And Multi-color was released with different colors in 2015, and I think you can call mine the second release, and I didn’t know the color of the first release, I mean the name of the sneakers, so I searched and they seem to be called Greedy, which are still so popular with a premium price.

I don’t have them, though.

So, speaking of the sneakers I got this time, their shoe tongues and heels have reflective material so they reflect light in the night, it seems.

I don’t know actually, because I haven’t worn them yet.

When I can go out wearing them, and if I have a chance to take pictures in the night with flash, I’ll upload them on SNS.

And, I probably have sneakers of the same colors of their outer sides, so I’ll compare them here.

The Yellow Gradation I showed a little whil

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

and not:

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Argon does not react.

That was the punchline

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

It’s for Hispanic attacks

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.