In case Duo decides to add more african languages, which one would you be interested in?
personally, I think Kinyarwanda and Amharic would be really cool.
Kinyarwanda because Rwanda is one of the few actuall nation states in Africa and one of the fastest growing economies there. It also has beautiful lush landscapes, volcanoes and lakes. Almost all the people in Rwanda speek Kinyarwanda as a native language, it's also spoken in Burundi where it's called Rundi
Amharic because Ethiopia is the fastest growing african economy, has beautiful landscapes and culture. They have multiple languages but Amharic seems to kind of be the linguage france there.
##Which Way the Wind Blows
“Oh Liberia, you have but fallen on such horrible times,” the words were spoken by a young man named Orville Winston Johnson as the news came across the radio. For a few days, protests had rocked the capital of Monrovia, prompting the state to put the nation on high alert. So much seemed so familiar to onlookers. The Republic’s defense mechanisms were unwilling to do what had to be done to quell the protests and other manifestations that ran amok through the city, but they were willing and able to veto the government who has grown increasingly close to the Socialist world.
The coup was simple, fast and saw minimal violence. President Tolbert was arrested by the military on charges of crimes against the peoples of Liberia, gross negligence, corruption, criminal enterprise, and grand dereliction of duty. Secretary of the Treasury, Charles Dunbar Sherman was also arrested. Both men were sentenced to life in exile, the two men would move to the United States. In the aftermath of the coup, James Edward Greene was made Interim President of Liberia with the country placed formally under military administration with staunchly conservative pro-American politicians put in with a general favor given to members of the True Whig Party. On top of this, several government policies have been reversed, including the controversial “Liberianization” policies. Although the coup saw a great decrease in new investors into Liberia, already entrenched investors saw profits increase somewhat because of reduced power of the Liberian Dollar.
##A Cold Case of Constant Struggle
The UAR’s mission to unite the Arab peoples under the Ba’athist flag have proven shockingly successful in the Levant with a few hiccups, particularly in the Syrian Civil War, but that’s not the point; the point is that they have been fairly successful in the downfall of the various monarchies surrounding the Levant. The primary issue that faces them today, however, is Egypt.
As time has moved on, the struggle for power over who controls Egypt has only intensified. The public wants, at the bare minimum, autonomy for the country with still popular support for Nasser. On the other hand, the minority who support the Ba’athist cause have hoped for the Aleppo-based government to take further control. The complicating aspects of this ordeal were the posturing of
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
And boy are my arms legs.
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
And now I’m cannelloni
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
