Ruth Bravo Puns

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

SALT LAKE CITY

• Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Meredith Marks says she 'knew something was off' about Jen Shah and 'wasn't surprised' to see the star arrested and charged in fraud case (Reality Life with Kate Casey podcast/Daily Mail)

ORANGE COUNTY

• Rick Leventhal Addresses Kelly Dodd’s Feud With Daughter Veronica, Explains Why Kelly’s Anger is “Justified” (Reality Blurb exclusive)

NEW JERSEY

• Studio 4 Threads to host charity event with Margaret Josephs of Real Housewives of New Jersey (Red Bank Pulse)

ATLANTA

• Porsha Williams confronted by activist for wearing fur (Page Six Style)
• Noelle Robinson Shares the Most Stunning Photo with Cynthia Bailey (Noelle Robinson Instagram/Bravo)

BEVERLY HILLS

• Kyle Richards Got "Pegged" By Santa (Wolfgang Ruth for Vulture)
• Kyle Richards Claims Lisa Vanderpump Demanded Center Diamond on RHOBH and Made Show “Terrible,” Talks Kathy’s Alleged Salary Demand and Shares Biggest Regret (Two T's in a Pod podcast/Reality Blurb)
• Erika Jayne’s Estranged Husband Tom Girardi Hit With Another Lawsuit Amid Divorce Drama (US Weekly)

NEW YORK

• RHONY's Leah McSweeney stuns in a mesh gown as she hosts Studs x DeuxMoi holiday party in NYC (Daily Mail)
• [Leah McSweeney says she’s giving ‘RHONY’ co-stars ‘coal’ for Christmas](https://pagesix.com/2021/12/11/leah-mcsweeney-giving-rhony-co-stars-coal-in-their-stockings-

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

The 13th Floor Elevators Alice Cooper The Amboy Dukes Amon Düül Big Brother and the Holding Company Black Sabbath Blue Cheer Blues Magoos The Charlatans Count Five Country Joe and the Fish Coven Cream Deep Purple The Deviants The Doors The Electric Prunes The Fugs Grateful Dead The Great Society The Groundhogs Hawkwind Iron Butterfly Jefferson Airplane The Jimi Hendrix Experience Janis Joplie JPT Scare Band Love MC5 Moby Grape The Music Machine Quicksilver Messenger Service Santana The Seeds Grace Slick Steppenwolf Tully Vanilla Fudge Wooden Shjips .38 Special 10,000 Maniacs 10cc The B-52's A Flock of Seagulls A Tribe Called Quest A-ha ABBA ABC AC/DC Ryan Adams Adele The Airborne Toxic Event Alberta Cross Alice In Chains Alice Cooper Lily Allen All American Rejects The Allman Brothers Band Gregg Allman Girls Aloud AJR alt-J Ambrosia American Authors Tori Amos Anderson Paak The Angels The Animals Fiona Apple Aqualung Arcade Fire Tasmin Archer Arctic Monkeys Jann Arden Arlo Parks Louis Armstrong Joseph Arthur Ásgeir Asia Asleep at the Wheel Assembly of Dust Nicole Atkins Atlas Genius Augustana The Avett Brothers Bachman-Turner Overdrive Badfinger Badly Drawn Boy Bahamas Bakar Bananarama The Band Dazz Band The Bangles Band of Horses Sara Bareilles Barenaked Ladies The Baseball Project Bear Hands The Beach Boys Beastie Boys The Beatles The Beautiful South Beck Howie Beck Jeff Beck Bee Gees The Bees / A Band of Bees Beirut Belle Brigade Ben Folds Five Chuck Berry Best Coast Better Than Ezra Big Head Todd & The Monsters Andrew Bird The Black Crowes The Black Keys The Black Eyed Peas Black Pumas Blessid Union of Souls Björk Aloe Blacc James Blake Blonde Redhead Blondie Blind Faith Blind Melon Blue Merle The Blue Nile Blue October Blue Öyster Cult David Bowie Blur A-Trak Afrojack Alesso Erol Alkan Steve Aoki The Avener Avicii Danny Ávila Benny Benassi Bingo Players Blasterjaxx The Bloody Beetroots Bodyrox Booka Shade Boys Noize Breakbot Busy P Felix Cartal CFCF The Chainsmokers Chuckie Clockwork Cold Blank Congorock The Count & Sinden Crookers Dada Life Daft Punk John Dahlbäck deadmau5 Digitalism Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike Diplo Dirty South DJ Ajax DJ Tocadisco Duck Sauce 187 Lockdown 3 of a Kind 3rd Edge All About She AlunaGeorge Shola Ama Amira Architechs Artful Dodger Asher D A vs B Katy B B-15 Project Bad Boy Chiller Crew Daniel Bedingfield Dane Bowers Burial Ed Case TJ Cases Club Asylum MJ Cole Colour Girl Da Click Craig David Roy Davis Jr. De Nada

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

Nothing, it just waved

All airtimes E.S.T.

MON 01

(12:00am) As the Earth Turns (1938/46 m/Director/Richard Lyford)

(1:00am) Metropolis (1926/2h 33m/Silent/Fritz Lang)

(3:45am) Vampyr (1932/1h 23m/Horror/Carl Th. Dreyer)

(5:15am) Häxan (1922/1h 46m/Silent/Benjamin Christensen)

(7:15am) Good News (1947/1h 35m/Musical/Charles Walters)

(9:00am) Over the Goal (1937/1h 3m/Drama/Noel M. Smith)

(10:15am) Hold 'Em Jail (1932/1h 13m/Comedy/Norman Taurog)

(11:30am) College Coach (1933/1h 15m/Comedy/William A. Wellman)

(1:00pm) Trouble Along the Way (1953/1h 50m/Comedy/Michael Curtiz)

(3:00pm) How to Watch Football (1938/9m/Short/Roy Rowland)

(3:15pm) The Iron Major (1943/1h 25m/Drama/Ray Enright)

(4:45pm) Cowboy Quarterback (1939/56m/Comedy/Noel Smith)

(6:00pm Jim Thorpe--All-American (1951/1h 47m/Drama/Michael Curtiza)

(8:00pm) Small Town Girl (1953/1h 33m/Musical/Leslie Kardos)

(10:00pm) Fame (1980/2h 14m/Musical/Alan Parker)

TUE 02

(12:30am) West Side Story (1961/2h 35m/Musical/Robert Wise)

(3:15am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/Documentary/Jack Haley, Jr.)

(5:15am) MGM Parade Show #21 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Reno (1940/1h 12m/Western/John Farrow)

(7:30am) Peach-O-Reno (1932/1h 3m/Comedy/William A. Seiter)

(9:00am) Merry Wives of Reno (1934/1h 4m/Comedy/H. Bruce Humberstone)

(10:15am) Vacation in Reno (1946/1h/Comedy/Leslie Goodwins)

(11:30am) Maisie Goes to Reno (1944/1h 30m/Comedy/Harry Beaumont)

(1:15pm) The Women (1939/2h 12m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(3:45pm) Romantic Nevada (1943/8m/Short/?)

(4:00pm) Born to Kill (1947/1h 32m/Crime/Robert Wise)

(5:45pm) The Misfits (1961/2h 4m/Drama/John Huston)

(8:00pm) Ashes and Diamonds (1958/1h 46m/War/Andrzej Wajda)

(10:00pm) Something Different (1963/1h 25m/Drama/Vera Chytilová(

(11:30pm) Loves of a Blonde (1966/1h 28m/Comedy/Milos Forman)

TUE 03

(1:15am) Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970/1h 13m/Adventure/Jaromil Jireš)

(2:45am) Young Törless (1966/1h 25m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:15am) Love Is Colder Than Death (1969/1h 28m/Comedy/Rainer Werner Fassbinder)

(6:00am) Alice in the Cities