Russian Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Russian Food"

What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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👤︎ u/i_roh
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I should open a Russian grocery store and call it "Putin food on the table"
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👤︎ u/Keytard
📅︎ Dec 15 2014
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Continue with this trend!!

I was hungry. So I Czeched the fridge. 🇨🇿 Nothing was there, so I was Russian over to the nearest restaurant. 🇷🇺 I grabbed some Turkey, but it was layered in Greece. I Haiti ting food that isn’t Swedened. 🇹🇳🇬🇷🇸🇪 I felt like I could Italy food in my house. 🇮🇹

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👤︎ u/thebitlifelover
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Why are communist jokes so funny?

Everyone gets it.

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👤︎ u/Bryce-I-guess
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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