Just said it on his show. Even Sharpe who supports Russ is getting tired of his antics.
I think what Skip said was interesting too....Russ is losing some of that "trip dub" shine that absolved him of any criticisms from the OKC fans.
##General Information TIME |MEDIA |LOCATION | BROADCAST| :------------|:------------------------------------|:-------------------|:-------------| 9:29 PM Eastern |Game Preview: NBA.com | Crypto.com Arena | US: | 8:29 PM Central |Game Matchup: NBA.com | Team Subreddits| Canadian: | 7:29 PM Mountain|Play By Play: NBA.com| /r/timberwolves | | 6:29 PM Pacific |Box Score: NBA.com | /r/lakers | | Reddit Stream (You must click this link from the comment page.)
| 103 - 108 |
| Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo |
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| Officials: Nick Buchert, Tre Maddox and Jenna Reneau |
| Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
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| Minnesota Timberwolves | 24 | 30 | 26 | 23 | 103 |
| Los Angeles Lakers | 31 | 26 | 21 | 30 | 108 |
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| Team | PTS | FG | FG% | 3P | 3P% | FT | FT% | OREB | TREB | AST | PF | STL | TO | BLK |
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| Minnesota Timberwolves | 103 | 41-92 | 44.6% | 9-38 | 23.7% | 12-16 | 75.0% | 20 | 56 | 21 | 22 | 9 | 23 | 2 |
| Los Angeles Lakers | 108 | 36-75 | 48.0% | 13-41 | 31.7% | 23-29 | 79.3% | 4 | 28 | 20 | 16 | 14 | 15 | 5 |
| Team | Biggest Lead | Longest Run | PTS: In Paint | PTS: Off TOs | PTS: Fastbreak |
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| Minnesota Timberwolves | +6 | 9 | 58 | 16 | 7 |
| Los Angeles Lakers | +10 | 10 | 32 | 21 | 6 |
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| Minnesota Timberwolves | 23 Naz Reid | 12 Jarred Vanderbilt | 6 Patrick Beverley |
| Los Angeles Lakers | 26 LeBron James | 7 LeBron James | 5 LeBron James |
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- Lil Nas X - MONTERO 1.189b
- Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (ft. Jack Harlow) 868m
- Doja Cat - Need To Know 509m
- Polo G - RAPSTAR 493m
- Cardi B - Up 410m
- Lil Tjay - Calling My Phone (ft. 6LACK) 409m
- Saweetie - Best Friends (ft. Doja Cat) 329m
- Drake - Wants and Needs (ft. Lil Baby) 323m
- Sleepy Hallow - 2055 272m
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- Drake - What’s Next 221m
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- Playboi Carti - Sky 173m
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- Cochise x $NOT - Tell Em 162m
- Lil Baby - On Me 159m
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- J. Cole - p r i d e . i s . t h e . d e v i l (ft. Lil Baby) 147m
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- Young Thug x Gunna - Solid (ft. Drake) 138m
- Juice WRLD - Bad Boy (ft. Young Thug) 137m
- Lil Tjay - Run it Up (ft. Offset & Moneybag Yo) 131m
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- Internet Money - His & Hers (ft. Don Toliver, Lil Uzi Vert & Gunna) 120m
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- Roddy Ricch - Late At Night 117m
- Lil Tecca - NEVER LEFT 112m
- Kanye West - Moon (ft. Don Toliver & Kid Cudi) 109m
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- J. Cole - a m a r i 107m
- Drake - Lemon Pepper Freestyle (ft. Rick Ross) 106m
- Drake - Champagne Poetry 105m
- Joyner Lucas x Lil Baby - Ramen & OJ 104m
- A1 x J1 - Latest Trends 104m
- Tyler, The Creator - WUSYANAME (ft. Youngboy Never Broke Again & Ty Dolla $ign) 104m
- 24kGoldn - Coco (ft. DaBaby) 103m
- YBN Nahmir - Opp Stoppa (ft. 21 Savage) 101m
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###7th Match, Big Bash League at Melbourne
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| Melbourne Stars | 165/4 (Ov 20/20) |
| Sydney Thunder | 161/5 (Ov 20/20) |
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| Alex Ross* | 17 | 11 | 154.55 |
| Ben Cutting | 12 | 8 | 150.0 |
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| Adam Zampa | 4 | 31 | 1 |
| Andre Russell | 4 | 40 | 0 |
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Posted by u/EmbarrassedBBQ1
Original (April 2015)
Jill and I share the same friend group. I have actually know Russel [25m] for about a decade now. Jill thinks Russel has a crush on her and always talks about him like he is some sort of Hercules. In reality, Russel and I have slept together in the past and continue to do so. I don't share my sex life with people and Jill has been told by Russ that he doesn't like her, has other interests, and really would prefer she kept it cool.
Russ invited Jill to a BBQ and told her to tell me, and two other girls (Megan and Tina) (24f). Jill told them, but not me. Megan finally asked me for a ride to the BBQ and asked if I had made anything. I called Russel and asked him, he said I was invited, and was surprised I didn't know. He'd told Jill 3 weeks ago, since we are all really close (and Jill lives with Megan, who I spend a lot of time with).
I brought Megan and Jill freaks out at the BBQ, accuses me of stalking her, trying to embarrass her. She was trying to hook up with Russ the whole night. She pretty much screamed at me until Megan and I left, Tina staying to calm her down.
I am not sure what to do about this. I like Jill, but I am not sure what made her freak out on me like this. I am not sure why she thinks she can talk to me like that. I just don't deal well with conflict. What happened?
tl;dr: Friend tried to lie about me being invited to a BBQ, accused me of stalking her and trying to ruin her chances with Russ.
Some of you called it.
Jill found out Russ and I are fucking.
Russ isn't sure who told her, though he thinks its his roommate Pete. Which I think is a likely case. Pete doesn't like Jill very much. I guess she keeps showing up while Russ is out doing stuff and leaving baked good and other presents, writing him little notes, and demanding Pete give them to Russ.
So it is likely he said "Russ is fucing EBBQ."
Which explains the absolute freak out at the BBQ itself, as she likely felt everyone knew she liked him and I was mocking her. Which is not true,
... keep reading on reddit ➡As the defenses around the core of the Imperial Palace begins to fail, Dorn calls Sigismund to his side. During their conversation, he says something that probably meant more to Sigismund than anything else in the galaxy. It's not forgiveness--Dorn is not the most forgiving of primarchs, and that's saying something--but it's the closest thing to his forgiveness Sigismund is ever likely to get and it's still a very emotional, poignant moment.
Because even after everything that's happened, even though he may never truly forgive Sigismund, Rogal Dorn still loves him.
>‘My lord!’
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>And then, hearing that voice, he remembered. He had already acted. Typical Rogal Dorn, anticipating his own momentary weakness, he had already put the necessary move in place. He had summoned Sigismund here, to Shard Bastion, to speak to him in person, to give him the command, because he could never falter in front of his son, not this son.
>
>He turned, just for a moment, away from the confusion of the command station, and faced him.
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>Sigismund wore the black of the Templar Brethren. He had come up to the command level with others of his order, a dozen, and they all looked as grim as one another – fatalistic, hammered into a kind of permanent, shell-shocked fury.
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>Sigismund’s own expression was wary. He had reason for that – Dorn had run him hard, borne down on him, bathed him in disapproval, ever since Isstvan. The reasons had been sound. Neither of them could have expected any less, given the codes of honour that made them who they were, and Sigismund had never complained.
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>But there had always been something else, under all that – not quite a test, but maybe a tempering, like that of the best blades. To see if the steel could withstand the fire, be more hard-wearing for it.
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>‘This is the end,’ Dorn told him flatly. ‘All that could have been done, has been done. Every delay, every counter-strike, every anticipation. Now, they get in. Mercury will fail imminently, then Exultant, then the others.’
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>Sigismund’s unwavering expression never flickered. He was a cold one. Almost too good an Imperial Fist. Almost a parody of their entire philosophy.
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>‘Faster than we might have hoped,’ Dorn said. ‘Not as fast as we might have feared. Soon the shape of the battle will change – we will be like dogs in the rubble, scrapping over every habitation. The reserves are ready. You have their coo
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Do your worst!
