Running With Scissors Puns

A list of puns related to "Running With Scissors"

Friend: You shouldn't run with scissors.

Lesbien Friend: You shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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You should never run with scissors

They should always be stationery.

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👤︎ u/busterben98
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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Why can't politicians cut things?

Because you don't run with scissors

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👤︎ u/XxShittyGamertagxX
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.

Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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