Baby being fed by wife, lemme go run to Tristram real quick because I have 6 mins to kill … Oh, what’s this? O.o First real deal drop ever for me. What a rush!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/africanlivedit
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Should your wife and kids be happy for you if you cheat with a hotter woman? A Wredditor runs the gauntlet in this 1v5 elimination match reddit.com/r/SquaredCircl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acethunder21
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Hey Owen when you fill out your Muzzie Application dont forget to check the boxes yes for dick sucking and wife cucking. There's additional space on the back of the form when you run out of room listing the number of dicks sucked and times cucked. youtu.be/qqYiIIj7Fzw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellowedvedder
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You get a letter from the future and pictures of your wife and kid(s). A friend you will meet will win over the girl you've crushed on your whole life. He will be killed in an accident and the girl runs to you for comfort and you marry her. How difficult would it be for you to save your friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickwill14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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[WP] Your wife runs up to you distraught β€œI swear this house is haunted!” β€œDarling, I’ve lived here for 300 years and I have yet to see a single ghost”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkyredditor
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Getting in the shower to find you have run out of shower gel. Nearest thing is your wife's expensive coconut shampoo, you know the one she tells you off for using. Hope she doesn't smell my balls tonight, feel all satisfied with myself right now. Clean as a whistle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My wife is a SAHM and also runs a side business, while I’m an absent dad. But she has it easy, right? /r/AmItheAsshole/comments…
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Solstice Run and my yearly goal - What are your goals for 2022?

Hi everyone, I completed my 11k run this morning, and with it, my annual goal. At the beginning of the year, I set a goal to run "10/k every day" on average. I tried to keep weekly distance steady at 70-75k.

And today I ran over 3650k for the year.

I’m a 51 year old guy and I've been a runner my whole life, but it fell by the wayside over the last 10 years (work, kids, coaching in the evenings). But I started running regularly again in March 2020 when I was required to work mostly from home. That meant I had more time to run, and I really needed it: it’s been a benefit to my mental and physical health.

I increased my distance slowly, and lost almost 40 pounds with it.

So I was happy to achieve one of my goals today. What goals did you set this year? Have you achieved those? Did you come close? Both are worth celebrating!

Next year, I’m going try to make it to 4000 km before the end of 2022. That’s my main goal, I think the second is to do at least one run that exceeds marathon distance (50K). What kind of goals do you have set for next year?

Good luck everyone, happy solstice, happy running, and happy new year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpm877
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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My wife and I just got our son into this game and he's LOVING it. The problem is, he runs out of pokeballs too fast! We are looking for friends to exchange gifts with daily - thanks for your help! 255364371328 & 457021715020

Like the title says, I have a younger son who loves Pokemon. We wanted to do more together outside and this was an idea we found online. 3 days in, and it's been wildly successful! We live close to three Pokestops and we have lots of gifts we want to try and share with daily so he doesn't run out of pokeballs so quickly. We certainly appreciate the mutual friendship of gift exchanging! Here are our friends codes: 255364371328 & 457021715020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hotdog71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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The year is 1200. My wife and I run a small barley farm in rural Scotland and we just found out she’s pregnant. What’s the plan for delivering the baby? Would I know what to do? Do we send her to her mother’s? Is there a doctor in the nearby village?

This question is inspired by Ken Follet’s Pillars of the Earth. There is a scene where a mason delivers his wife’s baby on his own in roughly the same time frame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamwiseRosieGW
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Biden wants to surveil ALL BANK ACCOUNTS WITH $600.00 balance or $600.00 in cash flow in a year which means the IRS will be surveilling EVERYONE'S ACCOUNTS...time for an old fashioned RUN ON THE BANKS! if your not down with this scheme go to your bank and remove all but $1 and tell them why. πŸ›πŸ‘ŽπŸ˜‘ toptechnicalsolutions.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDot_Cartier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2021
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I ran out of beer, but my wife found out Trixie's on East Wash is doing contactless pickup. This is my quarantine birthday present. Support your favorite Wisco brewery! Don't run out of beer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duarte1223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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New Kingdom: Earthen Legion The Canadian Shield. Looking for members as every kingdom I joined was dead or no raids or wars. Just looking to experience every aspect of the game. Kingdom is run by myself and my wife and we are very active. Thank you for your consideration.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyperion5150
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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TFW Your friend has run a successful Youtube channel about vapid super people books for four years for fans that send him free stuff and money with his beautiful, supportive wife while all you've got is an Associate's degree in chemistry and the ability to eat 43 Cheetos in less than twelve parsecs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulsatingShadow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Gimme your best junk run suggestions while we have scrapbox. Particularly for ballistic fiber.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarjager
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2021
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In the US, anyone can run for president. This makes the US system more democratic, but vulnerable to extreme candidates. In the UK, only established party insiders can become PM. This makes the UK system less democratic, but less vulnerable to extreme candidates. Which system is better in your view?

In the United States, anyone can run to be the presidential candidate of a party. Who is allowed to vote in party primaries varies from state to state. There are several kinds of primaries.

Closed primaries

In general, a voter seeking to vote in a closed primary must first be a registered party member. Typically, the voter affiliates with a party on his or her voter registration application. This system deters β€œcross-over” voting by members of other parties. Independent or unaffiliated voters, by definition, are excluded from participating in the party nomination contests. This system generally contributes to a strong party organization.

Closed primary states: Delaware

Maryland

New York

Florida

Nevada

Oregon

Kentucky

New Mexico

Pennsylvania

Partially closed primaries

In this system, state law permits political parties to choose whether to allow unaffiliated voters or voters not registered with the party to participate in their nominating contests before each election cycle. In this type of system, parties may let in unaffiliated voters, while still excluding members of opposing parties. This system gives the parties more flexibility from year-to-year about which voters to include. At the same time, it can create uncertainty about whether or not certain voters can participate in party primaries in a given year.

Partially closed primary states:

Connecticut

Idaho

Oklahoma

North Carolina

South Dakots

Utah

Partially open primaries

This system permits voters to cross party lines, but they must either publicly declare their ballot choice or their ballot selection may be regarded as a form of registration with the corresponding party. Iowa asks voters to choose a party on the state voter registration form, yet it allows a primary voter to publicly change party affiliation for purposes of voting on primary Election Day. Some state parties keep track of who votes in their primaries as a means to identify their backers.

Partially Open Primary States:

Illinois

Ohio

Indiana

Tennessee

Iowa

Wyoming

Open to unaffiliated voters primaries

A number of states allow only unaffiliated voters to participate in any party primary they choose, but do not allow voters who are registered with one party to vote in another party’s primary. This system differs from a true open primary because a Democrat cannot cross over and vote in a Republican party primary, or vice versa. New Hampshire requires that unaffiliated voters declare affiliat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoutineProcedure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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Your brain on Islam: rape and wife beating for not having s*x is a ok lol reddit.com/gallery/qu26c7
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Pepper spray holder for the wife to stay safe when she runs. Got the tolerances right on the first try. v.redd.it/ikp9tskvx7b61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermutt_1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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A man run homes excitedly, burst open the front door and yells to his wife "Honey! I won the lottery, pack your bags!" The wife excitedly jumps up hand grabs her suitcase and begins throwing clothes in it. She says "Ohmygod, that's amazing! Where should I pack for?"

The man replies " I don't care! Just get out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cptaixel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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How do you deal with accounting clients that are continually late in paying invoices for your services? My Wife runs her own business and has had quite a run lately with clients failing to pay her. Thank you in advance for any ideas/tips!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinPReed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Has anyone ever run into an issue where previous gen consoles get low fps in certain creative conditions? My wife and I are trying to release our 3rd map but can’t due to this previous gen issue. If there’s any insight on how to correct it please let us know!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jksmith0914
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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If you can ask the government for one thing to add or change about how your country is run what would it be (i.e. UBI, free healthcare, cancel loans, etc)?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightOwlPlanet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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My wife just visited the Lihue dump for the first time. What’s your favorite transfer station?
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Guy runs up on stage and slaps his best friend's wife for entering a kissing competition with a stranger v.redd.it/8z2kqjog4xy31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecificComedian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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New drop just for one day the price will be 0.01ETH so run and get your peace of Nippo Hybrids Collection :fire: :fire: Avaible now on opensea : opensea.io/collection/nippohybrids
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackSasaki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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Former Baltimore cop kidnaps his two daughters from his ex-wife at gunpoint, is still on the run ydr.com/story/news/2021/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzmaverique
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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Every time my wife and I kiss/hug, my 5 year old daughter yells and runs between us for a "family hug". Parents of reddit, what does your kid do that you both love & hate?
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Ortex Guy here with your 10/22 mid-day Ortex Update. Firstly, sorry for all the lines and colours... I found crayons I didn't know I had. Secondly, look at the similarities today from the run-up end of May... Current mood: Hedgie, are you even trying at this point?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdrukis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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True love is when your Wife sits in the Bell's parking lot with the E-lights on so you can run in and snag these bad Bois on Valentine's Day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocGerbil256
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Need Help with Necklace Repair for Wife- Running into Issues!

Good Evening,

So my wife has this circular pendant that was on a necklace and broke. The pendant had a tiny loop attached to it that broke off so now it is not connected to anything. I bought a new chain but now I have to figure out how to connect the chain to the circular pendant. I am prepared to sodder if needed.

Here is the chain and it's specs: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N1HJ1NP/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Now, I don't know if I need to get a bail or not but I was thinking I needed to order a small black ring that I can sodder onto the circular pendant. Only problem is I have googled for hours and do not know where to find such a part. ANY help or advice would be most appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atvman1623
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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Just got another 3.25M HOGE for myself for Christmas. My wife never asked me if I wanted HOGE so I gotta shop for myself. Ladies - get your man some HOGE for his hog.

What would you rather get for Christmas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kleinfelther
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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My wife runs a veterinary hospital, and this time of year is always terrible. Every night she comes home, and curls up under her blanket on the couch to cry for a bit. And Gatsby, her best-good friend, is always there to purr and purr and make things better.
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Spotted a camera man in Modern Family S01E06 "Run for your wife" clearly in view. imgur.com/zSQbLM0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CBAFCMV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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"Dude, I swear, I was *trying* to ask your wife to go for a run."
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What are you getting your wife/girlfriend for Christmas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSDetector_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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There's no better sound than hearing your wife run around upstairs with the pitter patter of tiny feet

Because she was chasing our mini weenos around playing with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewsmd87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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For nearly three weeks Belgium's leading virologist has been living in a safehouse with his wife and 12-year-old son, guarded by security agents. He has been targeted by a far-right rogue soldier, who is on the run with a rocket launcher and a machine gun, and Belgian police cannot find him.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 82%. (I'm a bot)


> For nearly three weeks Belgium's leading virologist has been living in a safehouse with his wife and 12-year-old son, guarded by security agents.

> Marc Van Ranst usually returns from work around the time the man was waiting for him.

> Despite the threat to his life, and the oppressively strict circumstances he's now living in, the virologist who became Belgium's most public figure in tackling the Covid pandemic is remarkably calm.

> Belgian authorities have described Jürgen Conings as a very dangerous man who wants to use violence.

> "The so-called political elite and now also the virologists decide how you and I should live," it read. "They sow hatred and frustration. I cannot live with the lies."

> "These are real people, who really think this man is a hero and that I deserve to die. They are people, living in your neighbourhood, who wage bets on exactly when and with how many bullets he will murder me," he told me.


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πŸ‘€︎ u/autotldr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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When you run out of stuff to say to your wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YipYipsUhhuh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Run for Your Life by Mark Cucuzella

I am reading Run for Your Life by Mark Cucuzella currently. It’s a lot about running form and foot health. I think folks in this sub would like the book.

Mark Cucuzella is a doctor, professor, and minimalist shoe store owner. I found it interesting that he has hallux valgus and hallux limitus but has been able to control his pain. He is an inspiration to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letterkenny-leave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Can squatting too low be bad for your knees over the long run? I have long legs and this just feels natural. v.redd.it/g87ffvp43g081
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepsicola6543
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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My wife was out for a run and said she had to take an emergency poop in the woods. I want to believe her...

But I think it's a load of crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingnebwsu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Nothing says "romantic" like making your Wife wait in the car while you run into Bell's to grab these hot babes on Valentine's Day
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