All Airtimes E.S.T.
SAT 01
(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)
(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)
(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)
(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)
(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)
(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)
(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)
(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)
(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.
(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)
(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)
(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)
(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)
(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)
(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)
(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)
(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)
SUN 02
(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)
(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)
(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)
(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)
(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)
(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)
(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)
(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)
(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)
Mon 03
(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)
(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)
(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (
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Te extrañará que te escriba hoy 26 de Diciembre, pero quiero aclarar ciertas cosas que me han ocurrido desde que te mandé mi carta, lleno de ilusiones, en la que te pedía que me trajeras una bicicleta, un tren eléctrico, una nintendo 64 y un par de patines. Quiero comentarte que me maté estudiando todo el año, tanto que no sólo fui de los primeros de la clase, sino que saqué puros dieces en el cole, no te voy a engañar. No hubo nadie que se portara mejor que yo, ni con sus papás, ni con sus hermanitos, ni con sus amiguitos, ni con sus vecinos. Hacía recados SIN COBRAR, ayudaba a los viejecitos a cruzar la calle y no había nunca algo que no hiciera por mis semejantes, y sin embargo, ¡¡¡QUE HUEVOS LOS TUYOS SANTA CLAUS!!!. Es que... dejar debajo del arbolito una puta peonza, una mierda de trompeta y un maldito par de calcetines, ¡QUE CAGADA! ¡Qué hostias te has creído barrigudo? O sea que me porto como un imbécil todo este año para que me vengas con una mierda de este calibre; y no conforme con eso, al maricón del hijo de la vecina, a ese idiota sin educación, malcriado, desobediente que le grita a su mamá, a ese tonto de las pelotas, sí le trajiste todo lo que te pidió. Por eso ahora quiero que venga un terremoto o algo así, para que nos lleve a la mierda a todos, ya que con un Santa Claus como tú, tan incompetente y falso, mejor que nos trague la tierra. Pero eso sí, no dejes de venir el año que viene porque voy a reventar a pedradas a tus putos y sarnosos venados. Empezando por esa mierda de Rudolph que tiene nombre de homosexual. Te los voy a espantar para que tengas que joderte, camiando a pie como yo ¡cabrón!, ya que la bicicleta que te pedí era para ir al colegio, que queda a tomar por culo de mi casa. ¡¡Ah!! Y no quisiera despedirme sin antes mentarte a la madre que te parió, ojalá que cuando hayas subido muy alto se te de la vuelta el puto trineo y te pegues una buena hostia por ser tan hijo puta. Pero eso sí, te advierto que el año que viene vas a saber lo que es un niño maldito, cabrón y un poco hijo puta.
Atentamente, Nano.
P.D. La peonza, la trompeta y el par de calcetines, puedes recogerlos cuando quieras y metértelos por el culo.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
The doctor says it terminal.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
FRI OCT 01
(12:15am) From Here to Eternity (1953/1h 58m/Drama/Fred Zinnemann)
(2:30am) Quo Vadis (1951/2h 51m/Epic/Mervyn Leroy)
(5:30am) MGM Parade Show #19 (1955/25m/Documentary)
(6:00am) King Kong (1933/1h 40m/Horror/Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack)
(8:00am) The Most Dangerous Game (1932/1h 3m/Horror/ Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack)
(9:15am) The Vampire Bat (1933/1h 3m/Horror/Frank Strayer)
(10:30am) The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (1933/2h 0min/Crime/Fritz Lang)
(12:45pm) White Zombie (1932/1h 13m/Horror/Victor Halperin)
(2:00pm) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1932/1h 30m/Horror/Rouben Mamoulian)
(3:45pm) Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933/1h 12m/Horror/Michael Curtiz)
(5:15pm) Doctor X (1932/1h 16m/Horror/Michael Curtiz)
(6:45pm) Freaks (1932/1h 30m/Horror/Tod Browning)
(8:00pm) The Bad News Bears (1976/1h 42m/Comedy/Michael Ritchie)
(10:00pm) Harold and Maude (1971/1h 30m/Comedy/Hal Ashby)
(11:45pm) Black Sunday (1977/2h 23m/Drama/John Frankenheimer)
SAT OCT 02
(2:15am) Dolemite (1975/1h 28m/Crime/D'urville Martin)
(4:00am) Truck Turner (1974/1h 31m/Action/Jonathan Kaplan)
(5:45am) The Distant Drummer: A Movable Scene (1970/22m/Short/William Templeton)
(6:15am) Haunted Honeymoon (1940/1h 23m/Comedy/Arthur B. Woods)
(8:00am) A Rainy Day (1940/7m/Animation/Hugh Harman)
(8:09am) Aladdin's Lantern (1938/10m/Comedy/Gordon Douglas)
(8:20am) Copenhagen: "City of Towers" (1953/8m/Short/?)
(8:29am) Ladies Must Live (1940/58m/Drama/Noel Smith)
(9:30am) BATMAN: The Doom of the Rising Sun (1943/20m/Serial/Lambert Hillyer)
(10:00am) POPEYE: Pre-Hysterical Man (1948/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)
(10:08am) The Case of the Velvet Claws (1936/1h 3m/Suspense/Mystery/William Clemens)
(11:30am) Dark Magic (1939/10m/Comedy/Roy Rowland)
(11:45am) The Champ (1979/2h 2m/Drama/Franco Zeffirelli)
(2:00pm) Requiem for a Heavyweight (1962/1h 27m/Drama/Ralph Nelson)
(3:45pm) Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956/1h 53m/Drama/Robert Wise)
(6:00pm) The Greatest (1977/1h 41m/Drama/Tom Gries)
(10:00pm) Gulliver's Travels (1939/1h 14m/Adventure/Dave Fleischer)
SUN OCT 03
(12:00am) The Glass Wall (1953/1h 20m/Drama/Maxwell Shane)
(1:45am)
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WED SEP 01
(12:45am) I Married a Witch (1942/1h 16m/Comedy/René Clair)
(2:15am) A Star Is Born (1937/1h 51m/Romance/William A. Wellman)
(4:15am) There Goes My Heart (1938/1h 21m/Comedy/Norman Z. McLeod)
(6:00am) Time Out for Lessons (1939(10m/Short/Bud Murray)
(6:15am) Dramatic School (1938/1h 20m/Drama/Robert B. Sinclair)
(7:45am) Finishing School (1934/1h 13m/Drama/Wanda Tuchock)
(9:15am) Freshman Love (1936/1h 5m/Comedy/William McGann)
(10:30am) The Male Animal (1942/1h 41m/Comedy/Elliott Nugent)
(12:30pm) The Browning Version (1951/1h 30m/Drama/Anthony Asquith)
(2:15pm) Goodbye, Miss Turlock (1947/(10:m/Short/Edward L. Cahn)
(2:30pm) Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939/1h 54m/Drama/Sam Wood)
(4:30pm) The Affairs of Dobie Gillis (1953/1h 14m/Comedy/Don Weis)
(6:00pm) The Drop Out (1962/(10:m/Short/?)
(6:15pm) Get Yourself a College Girl (1964/1h 26m/Musical/Sidney Miller)
(8:00pm) The Barkleys of Broadway (194(9:/1h 48m/Musical/Charles Walters)
(10:00pm) They Died with Their Boots On (1941/2h 18m/Western/Raoul Walsh)
THU SEP 02
(12:30am) Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967/1h 48m/Comedy/Stanley Kramer)
(2:30am) Key Largo (1948/1h 41m/Crime/John Huston)
(4:15am) Mogambo (1953/1h 55m/Adventure/John Ford)
(6:15am) Murder She Said (1961/1h 26m/Mystery/George Pollock)
(7:45am) The Gazebo (1960/1h 40m/Comedy/George Marshall)
(9:30am) Pocketful of Miracles (1961/2h 16m/Comedy/Frank Capra)
(12:00pm) Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964/2h 3m/Musical/Gordon Douglas)
(2:15pm) The Alphabet Murders (1965/1h 30m/Mystery/Frank Tashlin)
(4:00pm) The Biggest Bundle of Them All (1968/1h 50m/Crime/Ken Annakin)
(6:00pm) Sophie's Place (1969/1h 46m/Comedy/Jim O'Connolly)
(8:00pm) The Comic (1969/1h 35m/Drama/Carl Reiner)
(9:45pm) Hugo (2011/2h 6m/Adaptation/Martin Scorsese)
FRI SEP 03
(12:00am) Sunset Blvd. (1950/1h 51m/Drama/Billy Wilder)
(2:00am) Singin' in the Rain (1952/1h 43m/Musical/Gene Kelly)
(4:00am) The Jazz Singer (1927/1h 36m/Musical/Alan Crosland)
(6:00am) Guns of the Timberland (1960/1h 31m/Western/Robert D. Webb)
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