Rudolf Ising Puns

All Airtimes EST)

(SAT MAY 1)

(12:30am) Vertigo (1958/2h 8m/Alfred Hitchcock) (drama)

(2:45am) Victor/Victoria (1982/2h 14/Blake Edwards) (comedy)

(5:15am) Wait Until Dark (1967/1h 48m/Terence Young) (thriller)

(7:15am) Watch On The Rhine (1943/1h 54m/Herman Shumlin) (drama)

(9:15am) Waterloo Bridge (1940/1h 43m/Mervyn Le Roy) (drama)

(11:15am) Weary River (1929/1h 29m/Frank Lloyd) (musical)

(1:00pm) What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962/2h 12m/Robert Aldrich) (drama)

(3:30pm) The White Cliffs Of Dover (1944/2h 6m/Clarence Brown) (romance)

(6:00pm) White Heat (1949/1h 54m/Raoul Walsh) (drama)

(8:00pm) The Wizard of Oz (1939/1h 41m/Victor Fleming) (fantasy)

(10:00pm) Wuthering Heights (1939/1h 43m/William Wyler) (romance)

(SUN MAY 2)

(12:00am) The Year of Living Dangerously (1982/1h 55m/Peter Weir) (drama)

(2:15am) The Yearling (1946/2h 14m/Clarence Brown) (drama)

(4:30am) Z (1969/2h 5m/Costa-Gavras) (drama)

(6:45am) Mrs. Miniver (1942/2h 14m/William Wyler) (drama)

(9:15am) The Smiling Lieutenant (1931/1h 42m/Ernst Lubitsch) (comedy)

(11:00am) Dear Heart (1964/1h 54m/Delbert Mann) (comedy)

(1:00pm) Oliver! (1968/2h 33m/Carol Reed) (musical)

(3:45pm) Gigi (1958/1h 56m/Vincente Minnelli) (romance)

(6:00pm) Woman of the Year (1942/1h 52m/George Stevens) (comedy)

(8:00pm) Pather Panchali (1958/1h 55m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(10:15pm) Aparajito (1956/1h 53m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(Mon MAY 03)

(12:15am) The World Of Apu (1959/1h 46m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(2:15am) The Big City (1963/2h 11m/Satyajit Ray) (comedy)

(4:45am) The Lonely Wife (1965/1h 57m/Satyajit Ray) (romance)

(7:00am) The Music Room (1958/1h 40m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(8:45am) Devi (1960/1h 33m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(10:30am) The Coward (1965/1h 14m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(11:45am) Three Daughters: The Postmaster (1961/

(12:30pm) Three Daughters: Monihara (1961/

(1:30pm) Three Daughters: Samapti (1961/this plus the previous two listings = 1h 54m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(2:45pm) The Holy Man (1965/1h 5m/Satyajit Ray) (comedy)

(4:00pm) An Enemy of the People (1989/1h 40m/S

Phil

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

You look for the fresh prints!

Transparent

(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)

(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)

(FRI JAN 01)

(12:45am) That's Entertainment! III (1994/1h 53m/musical documentary/Bud Friedgen)

(3:00am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/musical documentary/Jack Haley Jr.)

(5:00am) Hollywood My Hometown (1965/52m/documentary/?)

(6:00 am) A Night at the Opera (1935/1h 36m/comedy/Sam Wood)

(8:00am) Twentieth Century (1934/1h 31m/comedy/Howard Hawks)

(10:15am) The Awful Truth (1937/1h 30m/comedy/Leo McCarey)

(12:00pm) The Producers (1967/1h 28m/comedy/Mel Brooks)

(1:45pm) The Fortune Cookie (1966/2h 5m/comedy/Billy Wilder)

(4:00pm) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00pm) Lover Come BackI (1961/1h 47m/Delbert Mann)

(8:00pm) It's a Gift (1934/1h 7m/Comedy/Norman Z. Mcleod)

(9:15pm) Please Don't Eat the Daisies (1960/1h 51m/Charles Walters)

(11:30pm) Murphy's Romance (1985/1h 48m/comedy/Martin Ritt)

(SAT JAN 02)

(1:30am) The Sundowners (1960/2h 13m/Fred Zinnemann)

(4:00am) The Big Chill (1983/1h 43m/Lawrence Kasdan)

(6:00am) Reunion in France (1942.1h 44m/Jules Dassin)

(8:00am) MGM CARTOONS: The Blue Danube (1939/7m/Hugh Harman)

(8:09am) The Law and the Lab (1956/8m/Frances Dinsmoor)

(8:18am) Los Angeles "Wonder City of the West" (1935/8m/)

(8:27am) Bulldog Drummond Comes Back (1937/58m/Adventure/Louis King)

(9:30am) New Adventures (1935)

(10:00am) POPEYE: The Marry-Go-Round (1943/7m)

(10:08 am) The Girl from Mexico (1939/1h 9m/Leslie Goodwins)

(11:30am) A Modern Cinderella (1932/17m/Roy Mack)

(12:00pm) Treasure Island (1934/1h 42m/Victor Fleming)

(2:00pm) The Story of G. I. Joe (1945/1h 49m/William A. Wellman)

(4:00pm) Lawrence of Arabia (1962/3h 46m/David Lean)

(8:00pm) City Lights (1931/1h 27m/Charles Chaplin)

(9:45pm) Vertigo (1958/2h 8m/Alfred Hitchcock)

(SUN JAN 03)

(12:00am) The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry (1945/1h 20m/drama/Robert Siodmak)

(1:45am) If Winter Comes (1948/1h 37m/Victor Saville)

(3:30am) Winter Meeting (1948/1h 44m/Bretaigne Windust)

(5:30am) MGM Parade Show #8 (1955/25m/?)

(6:00am) The Blue Angel (1930/1h 44m/Josef Von Sternberg)

(8:00am) The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939/1h 46m/Michael Curtiz)

(10:00am) The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry (1945/ 1h 20m/drama/Robe

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

Sun Nov 01

(12:00am) The Seventh Victim (1943/1h 11m/Horror/Mark Robson)

(1:30am) I Walked with a Zombie (1943/1h 9m/Horror/Jacques Tourneur)

(3:00am) The Body Snatcher (1945/1h 17m/Horror/Robert Wise)

(4:30am) The Leopard Man (1943/1h 6m/Horror/Jacques Tourneur)

(6:00am) Blossoms in the Dust (1941/1h 40m/Drama/Mervyn Leroy)

(8:00am) Tortilla Flat (1942/1h 45m/Drama/Victor Fleming)

(10:00am) The Seventh Victim (1943/1h 11m/Horror/Mark Robson)

(11:30pm) Mildred Pierce (1945/1h 53m/Drama/Michael Curtiz)

(1:30pm) The Spirit of St. Louis (1957/2h 18m/Drama/Billy Wilder)

(4:00pm) Jumbo (1962/2h 5m/Comedy/Charles Walters)

(6:15pm) The Prisoner Of Second Avenue (1974/1h 45m/Comedy/Melvin Frank)

(8:00pm) Flower Drum Song (1961/2h 13m/Comedy/Henry Koster)

(10:30pm) Tamahine (1964/1h 35m/Comedy/Philip Leacock)

Mon Nov 02

(12:15am) Behind the Door (1919/Drama/Irvin V. Willat)

(2:00am) The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975/1h 42m/Romance/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:00am) Coup De Grace (1976/1h 35m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(6:00am) Dancing Co-Ed (1939/1h 20m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(7:30am) Four Girls in White (1939/1h 10m/Drama/S. Sylvan Simon)

(9:00am) Keeping Company (1940/1h 20m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(11:30am) The Ghost Comes Home (1940/1h 19m/Comedy/William Thiele)

(1:00pm) Washington Melodrama (1941/1h 18m/Drama/S. Sylvan Simon)

(2:30pm) Whistling in the Dark (1941/1h 17m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(3:00pm) Whistling in Dixie (1942/1h 14m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(4:30pm) Whistling in Brooklyn (1943/1h 27m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(6:00pm) Carnival in Paris (1937/21m/Comedy/William J. Thiele)

(6:30pm) Two O'Clock Courage (1945/1h 6m/Crime/Anthony Mann)

(7:45pm) Annie Laurie (1936/9m/Romance/Walter Tennyson)

(8:00pm) The Gangster (1947/1h 26m/Drama/Gordon Wiles)

(10:00pm) Cry of the City (1948/1h 36m/Drama/Robert Siodmak)

Tue Nov 03

(12:00am) Behave Yourself! (1951/1h 21m/Comedy/George Beck)

(1:30am) I Died a Thousand Times (1955/1h 49m/Drama/Stuart Heisler)

(3:30am) The Angry Hills (1959/1h 45m/Drama/Robert Aldrich)

(5:30am) MGM Parade Show #6 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Dear Heart (1964/1h 54m/Comedy/Delbert Mann)

(8:00am) Sunday in New York (1963/1h 45m/Comed