Royal Queen Puns

A list of puns related to "Royal Queen"

The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,

and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Royal etiquette: If Queen Elizabeth accidentally burps during dinner, the other guests must pretend that nothing happened.

Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

“Please fill my bath with milk”

“Pasteurised?”

“Just up to my tits will be fine”

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👤︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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This joke is pretty chill...

What do you call an uncaring royal that lives in the poles? An Ice Queen.

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👤︎ u/HerChewieBear
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Got my dad while taking about the Queen's English.

Dad: You always hear about the royal "we". Do you think the Queen ever says "I"?

Me: Aye.

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👤︎ u/eagleeyerattlesnake
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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