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Roy Firestone

Never heard of that dude before but that was solid radio. Self promoting like a mofro, but he had good bits.

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[IC:] Christopher Steel has a message for Roy Firestone.

The scene begins with Christopher walking away from a handheld HD camera he supposedly just set up. He sits down in his office chair in the center of the screen and begins to speak.

CS: I've had a good run here in the RWF so far, I've become it's first ever champion, I've beaten the best wrestlers this company has to offer and I've become one of the most respected guys amongst my colleagues. Long story short, all the focus has been on me.

He pauses for a second and gets a slightly concerned look on his face.

CS: But there were also downsides, oh so many downsides. I've been screwed over by a bad call by the referee twice since I got here. Twice! One time The referee counted three after I got my shoulder up, causing me to lose my championship. A second time the referee touched the mat for a third time with his own hand and called it a near-fall! But besides all that, besides all of the f'd up things I had to deal with that would make a normal man go mad, I'm being haunted every single day by one of Anderson's employees and he hasn't done jack shit about it!

Christopher takes a deep breath and lowers his voice.

CS: So Mr. Firestone, if I'd choose to join you, what would your offer be? Think thoroughly about this, I'm a former world champion and consistent main eventer. I've got all the reason in the world to leave this place but that doesn't mean I will. Give me the maximum price you're willing to pay for a guy like me, and I'll consider your offer.

Christopher walks towards his camera and turns it off.

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BATTLEGROUND MATCH SEGMENT: ROY FIRESTONE VS SENOR TIGRE

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Participants will post one (1) segment. Segments accepted are: In-ring Promos, Backstage Interviews, Backstage Brawls and Out of Arena Promos. Judges will judge the promos and the best promo will be declared the winner! ONLY THE FIRST PROMO WILL BE ACCEPTED AS THE MATCH PROMO! MAKE THAT ONE YOUR PRIORITY, THEN RETALIATE/DISPUTE TO HYPE THE MATCH. ONLY ROY FIRESTONE AND SENOR TIGRE ARE ALLOWED TO POST TO THIS MATCH SEGMENT.

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Battleground 12/29 Segment: Roy Firestone vs Mikko Paatalo (World Title Semifinal)

You have until 12:01 AM EST 12/23 to submit a promo. Late entries will lose, but posting will still help develop the character and improve the match quality.

This contest is scheduled for one fall. Participants will post one (1) segment. Segments accepted are: In-ring Promos, Backstage Interviews, Backstage Brawls and Out of Arena Promos. Judges will judge the promos and the best promo will be declared the winner! Only the first promo will be accepted as your match promo. Feel free to retaliate/dispute within the thread.

Only the match participants may respond within this thread.

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Roy Firestone Press Statement

A gentleman walks up to the podium, clears his voice and waits for the room to quiet down. The man is dressed in a very nice three piece suit, hair slicked back, wearing the latest fashionable glasses. The backdrop is the RFI/RWF backdrop that Roy Firestone would use.

Man: Good Afternoon. Thank you for coming out on this nice afternoon. We expected a large crowd, but not this large. So I apologize for room being stuffy, we are working on turning the air conditioner down.

Let me begin that I am the lawyer for Mr. Firestone, John Casey. I have been Mr. Firestone's personal lawyer for two years. While he might throw a guy out parading as a lawyer, I am the one who ultimately makes the legal decisions for Mr. Firestone and RFI Worldwide.

Yesterday afternoon, around 4 p.m. Mr. Firestone suffered a stroke that has left him unable to use his right side. It is believed to be caused by a clot that was passing through, however I am not a doctor and have asked not to be told actually what caused the stroke.

What we know today at this hour is that Mr. Firestone is in a medically induced coma while doctors review to see what other damage the stroke has caused.

I see that there are several representatives from various wrestling magazines and the CEO of RWF is here as well. I can tell you that any storyline or time table that you have been told is indefinitely on hold.

Doctors have told me that if Mr. Firestone does recover, he will have limited mobility and will not be able to walk again.

The crowd erupts in fervor. Questions are being thrown out by the press. Mr. Casey just stands there. After a minute he holds up a hand the press quiets down.

For the rest of you standing here today, I have it on good authority that Roy Firestone Incorporated will cease to exist Sept 30, 2014. The end of the fiscal year for RFI. All the subsidiaries will be sold off to various companies around the world and the employees of both RFI and it's subsidiaries will be absorbed by either the company buying the subsidiary or paid a generous retirement.

All of RFI stocks are no longer trading, effective May 5. Any shareholder owning stock can turn it on the closing price May 2and RFI will pay the shareholder that value plus three percent.

I know that many of you have questions and I would lim to answer them, however I have been instructed as well as following my own advice there will be not be a question and answer as originally planned.

We know that the n

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[ic] Roy Firestone Responds to Nova and one other matter.

Roy is seen sitting in front of a laptop with it open to Skype. The view changes to seeing Roy's face. He has a serious loo on his face

Roy: Supernova. I hate to say that you are predictable, but you are predictable. Well almost. You used the back drop of a bank, which I own by the way, and used it to attempt to insult me. Then you use some emotional plea of a seven year old. Whatever floats your boat.

The point is this Nova. You aren't champion material. You claim to work your ass off, but in reality you show up to a gym, you do a few reps and call it good. I am in the BEST physical shape of my life due to hard work, dedication and want. You have no want. YOU have nothing except the house which I paid for.

Apparently you don't anything about me. You say I am not talented? Let me show you my trophies I have earned throughout my life. Not because I paid someone for them, but because I EARNED them.

You haven't earned anything recently. Not your house, not your title and certainly not you level inside the RWF.

I watched you before our last match and I saw no heart. No fight. You were afraid. I was out of shape and unprepared. That was then. The now is here and it is very simple; you fight scared because you are scared.

When that cage door does close. You can beat your ass that you might get in a few good moves. But at the end of the night, not only will your corpse be laying in the but your dreams, your desires and your will to go on. You career will end that night.

One more thing, this goes to all RWF. Be prepared, there is one who comes who is more powerful than I. Even I fear for what this beast can do.

Roy gets up away from the computer and in the back drop we see a trophy case full of trophies and awards from various activities. The camera comes into focus to show a world title belt engraved on it are the words "EIWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION". The camera fades to black

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[IC] Roy Firestone released; charges dropped against Anderson

Kansas City MO, 11/08/2012- News Daily has just received word that Roy Firestone, CEO, President and Owner of Roy Firestone Incorporated has been released from the hospital earlier this afternoon. Reports had him in a car that is ancient and shouldn’t be on the road.
Roy Firestone wrestled this past Monday Night at Kemper Arena for the RWF when he was knocked unconscious by President Derrick Anderson. The District Attorney looked at pressing charges against Anderson for the brutal assault; we have received word that Mr. Firestone pressured the D.A. to not follow through with the charges. No comment from the RWF nor Roy Firestone Incorporated about the charges being dropped.

Roy Firestone is expected to make a full recovery but wrestling in the near future is highly unlikely. While RWF has no official rule in place for concussions, doctors have advised Mr. Firestone to not do any major activity for 4 to 6 weeks. What has been released to this office is that Mr. Firestone is planning on not making an appearance at the upcoming Pay-Per-View event, however he has sent a company credit card with Troy Stone and a briefcase.

Comments from President Anderson towards Mr. Firestone this past Monday Night was a very stern β€œNO” about his attempt to buy the company, but sources close to President Anderson and Mr. Firestone have indicated the two sides will meet in upcoming weeks about RFI and its position in RWF. The sources also indicated that Anderson was willing to allow RFI control all talent, scouting and training. RFI refused to comment and President Anderson has been quoted saying β€œNo comment.”

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[ic] tweet: Roy Firestone seen in NYC

@RFInc: RF seen at 1 Rock plaza. New staff for news dept? #hopenot #jobless #hireus

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Roy Firestone Inc Tweets

Major setback in Roy's rehab. News conference called for 2 PM Sunday. #hopeforRoy

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[ic]Roy Firestone helps Jim the Gaucho

Roy Firestone is seen arriving at the downtown airport in Kansas City, Missouri. Troy Stone and Jim the Gaucho are waiting for him next to Roy’s limo. Jim looks like a nervous wreck. Roy looks refreshed, carrying a workout bag.

Jim: ROY! YOU HAVE GOT TO HE….

Roy: Calm down. Get in the limo we will talk. Troy reaching out his hand good to see you again.

Troy: You as well Roy.

All three men get in the limo and it begins to pull away.

Troy: How is Beal?

Roy: Fat, lazy and living the good life. He says hi.

Jim: Did you get me a present? What am I going to do..

Roy: Get in the gym and no, no present this time.

Jim begins to cry again

Troy: I trust your meeting went well.

Roy: Yeah, it went better than expected, considering the history we had. He handed me an Irish Flag.

Troy: laughing He always hated you for bringing in the IRA.

Roy: Do you blame him? He ran the place like a circus, I was just adding to the magic.

Jim is heard sniffling trying to get a word in

Roy: There, there Jim, it’s not like I don’t have a plan.

Jim: YOU DO?!

Roy: Sure, I brought in the number one trainer. You know him too.

Troy: You didn’t?!

Roy: I stopped in Wisconsin before I came home. He should have been on the first flight out from up there. Besides Troy, Jim missed him.

Troy: What all did Beal say?

Roy: He said that if I wanted to go through with the plan, he would be more than happy to be very active.

Troy: I am sure he would.

Roy: Not only that, but Havoc and a few others promised to make their way here. They loved the idea of RWF’s open door polic…

Troy: Anderson will be pissed.

Roy: Who cares. The company is failing. He needs capital and quick. I have the training facility, the studio equipment, the money, the sponsorships. He has what?

Jim: BRICKLAYER!!!!

Troy and Roy look out and see their long lost stablemate waiting at the door

Bricklayer: The least you could have done was have a key for me.

Troy: Missed you bro.

Jim goes running into the arms of Bricklayer

Jim: HELP ME!!!

Bricklayer: Get off me! Drop and give me 20.

Jim gets off Bricklayer, gets on the ground, reaches for his wallet and hands him a 20.

Bricklayer: sighsDo 20 push-ups!

Jim tosses his wallet and tries to do a pushup

Bricklayer: What were you thinking?

Roy: He wasn’t. You sure you don’t want to come back?

Bricklayer: Yeah I am sure. But Jim needs the help, so I will train him.

Roy: Good. Troy, make sure you get in touch with wha

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Roy Firestone INC opens wrestling training facility, President Anderson encouraged buy!

Kansas City, MO 11/28/2012- Roy Firestone INC is pleased to announce the grand opening of the RFI Wrestling and Mixed Martial Arts Training Facility in the former Kemper Arena.

Roy Firestone was unavailable for comment at the time of the opening, however Troy Stone lead trainer of the wrestling facility stated β€œThis is a dream come true for the wrestling fans locally and nationally. Now anyone can train to be a wrestler in as little as six weeks.”

Speculation continues to mount on what this move means for RFI and the current wrestling company Reddit Wresting Federation. While President Anderson continues to deny any dealing with RFI and their current move to buy Kemper Arena, phone conversations which have been leaked to the Daily News indicate that not only did he say to buy it but β€œhas his blessing and wishes for bigger wrestlers to come forth to the RWF.”

RWF has declined to comment on the phone recordings.

With this plus Mr. Firestone meeting with several members of the former federation EIWA, along with members from the RWF in Columbus Ohio this past week, a move to buy the RWF could be hours away.

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[IC] Wrestling Pun TV Segment with Roy Firestone

[The HVX-TV logo appears on television sets and wireless-enabled devices the world over, as fans tune into Wrestling Pun TV Segment by the millions. We can hear Dean β€˜Reverse Sitout Jawbreaker’ Blueveins and the Wrestling Pun TV Segment Band break out quite possibly the most hackneyed version of β€˜Time of MY Life’ from Dirty Dancing. Kip Casper shuffles out from backstage, softshoeing his way to his desk. Kip sits down, waving maniacally, and gives the audience a big thumbs up]

Kip: Hey there boys and ghouls, welcome to the show! We have another great... well, maybe not great, but we have a guest! Since he's paying for the airtime, let's just bring his McDuckian booty out here. Welcome, everyone, Roy Firestone!

[Roy walks out onto the set, looking quite dapper in a custom-cut Brooks Brother's suit. He ignorrs the audience, and the band, heading straight to Kip. They shake hands and Roy takes a chair]

Kip: Hey, Rayjay, welcome to the show! Great to have you! I’m told you are returning to the ring after 8 years away. I’ve never heard of you before, so what makes you think you can make a name for yourself now?

RF: Kip, I am the greatest thing this sport has seen. I wi when I need to, and I help out the fans when they need it, but only if they provide me with a return on my investment. As for why now? It’s a good time to pur.. participate, ahem, in a growing company that needs someone who has the influence to get things done. Derrick Anderson is not that person. The RWF is in position to be the next industry giant, if only there was someone to take it to that level.

Kip: So you aren’t here to buy the RWF outright?

RF: Not without a guaranteed return.

Kip: I notice you’ve recently purchased the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, near your corporate headquarters. Why?

RF: I take it you haven’t seen the training facilities currently provided by the RWF. My goal is to help grow this company, and improved facilities for our contracted employees are part of that. Speaking of which, how would you like a better studio for the show?

Kip: Considering the amount of chloroform and zip-ties we go through finding a place every week, that might be a big step up.

RF: Our facility at the Kemper Arena has a state-of-the-art media center and production studio on-site, allowing us to compete with our more-established corporate rivals.

Kip: I’ll have the crew bring our stuff over after we wrap up this week’s show! Might I say a heartfelt thanks, which I am only 30% faceti

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[IC] Roy Firestone INC Cancels Press Conference

Kansas City, MO 10/23/2012- Roy Firestone INC today announced the planned press conference has been canceled. No information on why the press conference has been canceled. However a source inside RFI said that has left for Denver, Colorado for unknown reasons.

An anonymous source from the upstart wrestling company RWF says that β€œβ€¦Mr. Firestone has been out our headquarters all day. He has been ignored all day, it has felt great.” This fuels suspicion that RFI is looking to buy a wrestling company. While RFI has denied any involvement with the RWF, recent actions by Roy Firestone at the events have indicated he wants to be active with the RWF, whether as an owner or as a wrestler.

Calls to Mr. Firestone have not been returned. The current owner Derrick Anderson has told The Daily Reader that he has not been approached by Roy Firestone for any purpose other than to wrestle. He denied any further comment about any potential buy-out stating β€œThe board of directors has this company in a great position. We do not need a billionaire telling us what we need to do.”

With Roy Firestone and the RWF both in Denver this week, one can only speculate what will happen with this. If history is any indication, Roy Firestone will make a play on this company and the owner will soon be an employee of Roy Firestone INC.

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[IC] Roy Firestone in the Hospital

Kansas City, MO 11/05/2012- Roy Firestone was taken by ambulance to a local hospital for further observation. In a match tonight Roy Firestone was blindsided by a sucker punch by RWF President Derrick Anderson. While no idea the motive behind the attack, Roy Firestone was knocked out and laid motionless in front of fifteen thousand Roy Firestone Incorporated employees. The referee in charge plus Troy Stone was unable to wake Roy, which lead to the gurney being brought in.

The wrestler Supernova had no comment about the incident, but was happy that he had his house paid off. Derrick Anderson was unavailable for immediate comment about the attack.

Roy Firestone had promised if beaten he would allow Supernova to keep his house and pay it off for him. A check was delivered a short time later by an RFI employee to Supernova’s locker room.

With Roy Firestone in the hospital with a possible concussion or other head trauma, his career as a wrestler, while brief could be over. No official word has come from the staff of RWF nor RFI on this incident. Add in the fact that Roy Firestone was knocked out late last week, if he were to come back, it would be months down the road, assuming the doctors of RWF cleared him to wrestle.

Update: RFI Spokeswoman Lois Timmons stated that Roy suffered a mild concussion and will be kept in the hospital overnight. The District Attorney is looking at possible criminal actions against Derrick Anderson. No comment still from the RWF staff in regards to the President’s action.

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Roy Firestone - Another Voice youtube.com/watch?v=dCLPL…
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[IC] Roy Firestone Incorporated dodged 55 million dollar question

Kansas City, MO 10/30/2012- Roy Firestone Incorporated is pleased to announce that the RWF will be making its first appearance at the dilapidated Kemper Arena in the city’s West Bottom Monday November 5, 2012. While there hasn’t been any official word on whether RFI was instrumental in having this wrestling federation arrive, rumor is that Roy Firestone himself pledged 55 million dollars of his own money to make sure the RWF does survive.

After several weeks of successful shows, the RWF choosing the old arena in the city’s run downed district does show a company that is still failing to make ends meet. Roy Firestone was unavailable for comment about this move. Troy Stone, close confidant of Roy Firestone, has stated β€œβ€¦Roy knows what he is doing. Anything less than making the move to the Sprint Center will be a failure to both the RWF and RFI.”

As of this press release sources close to RFI and RWF are working on details where RFI employees will be in 100% attendance to this show. A source inside the RWF office spoke to us on a condition of anonymity stated β€œMr. Firestone has enticed the owner with a 55 million dollar bid. The owner has turned down the bid. But has stated the 55 million dollars will go into other improvements, provided Mr. Firestone wants to do that.”

Roy Firestone has long been tied to buying a wrestling federation. With the latest RWF showing in Kansas City plus 55 million dollars that might be used to buy RWF, one thing is true; RWF is in for a rough week if RFI gets its way.

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[IC] Roy Firestone Announces Website Relaunch

Kansas City, MO 10/16/2012- Roy Firestone Incorporated has made a series of announcements including the relaunch of Roy Firestone INC to keep up with the advancement technology. The reason for the relaunch goes in hand with Mr. Firestone's mysterious appearance over the past two weeks with start-up wrestling federation Reddit Wrestling Federation.

Speculators have speculated that Mr. Firestone has always wanted to be apart of a wrestling company ever since the folding of the now defunct EIWA, where Mr. Firestone wrestled but never actually won any championships. Long time rival Troy Stone has been seen around the Firestone Headquarters in Kansas City. Attempts to reach Mr. Stone have been ignored.

The biggest concern with Mr. Firestone being involved in wrestling activities is how the company performs. When Mr. Firestone was active in the EIWA, the company consistently under preformed causing the board of directors to attempt a hostile take over. Mr. Firestone was able to take his company back under control, creating a net worth somewhere in hundreds of billions of dollars.

Since Roy Firestone has taken the company private, financials are not required to be released. However based on the value of select holdings, the current value of Roy Firestone Incorporated is near 154 Billion Dollars.

Speculators have also speculated that Mr. Firestone is looking to buy up wrestling companies. Requests to Mr. Firestone for an interview have been denied.

Insiders have indicated that there are several organization that have said Roy Firestone Incorporated has requested financials from there. While some companies have complied, it appears that Mr. Firestone has found the one he wants. An anonymous source inside the RWF have indicated that Mr. Firestone has never requested financials, but has submitted an application to wrestle.

Former wrestling partner Bricklayer indicated that "Roy has a dream to wrestle. He doesn't want to buy any wrestling company. Now, if you excuse me, I have to finish building this wall."

However former EIWA CEO Mr. Beal indicated to us that "...he aggressively seeked to buy the EIWA to the point he hired terrorists to terrorize several people at the EIWA including myself."

With the relaunch of Roy Firestone Incorporated it has left the public guessing as well as the young company RWF. If history is any indication, this could be a rough few months for everyone involved.

*Update Edit 1 Added website to Roy Firestone INC

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Few Looks Likes for the guys. Any winners here?

Sean McVay looks like your wife's old boyfriend who's now a successful orthodontist that still "likes" all of her Instagram posts.

Vic Fangio (Fangs) looks like the owner of a Chicago deli who scoffs and belittles customers' health conscience orders.

Madison Bumgarner (Madbum) looks like the Firestone tech who forgets to put your drain plug back in during the oil change and is forced by manager Jeff Fisher to come out and give you an insincere apology.

Roy Williams looks like the Chattanoogan defense attorney who always has a spare Werther's Original in his chest pocket for the female judge when he approaches the bench.

Bruce Arians looks like the taxi driver that picked you up at the airport from the red-eye flight that condescendingly calls you "Chief" the whole ride.

Andy Reid looks like the Guinness World Record holder for the largest model train collection.

Draymond Green looks like the TSA who goes through your girlfriend's carry on bag, accidentally pulls out a pair of her underwear and gives you a wink.

Dan Campbell looks like the owner of a supplement store proudly being interviewed on local tv for defying the county's mask mandate.

Eric Bieniemy looks like the back to back winner of Marietta, Georgia's "Mr Rib SmokeOff" thanks to his super secret dry rub. Mike McCarthy has taken second place both years.

Kirk Cousins looks like JcPenney.

Rob Manfred looks like the country club president that reluctantly just allowed women to join after being strong armed by an angry Twitter mob.

Kemba Walker looks like the jet ski rental guy at your Carribbean resort that secretly gives you a cheaper rate the more cleavage you're showing.

Hunter Pence looks like he was just indicted for being at the Capitol on January 6th.

Scott Frost looks like the overly intense DARE officer your middle school hired to scare you straight.

Jay Wright looks like your wife's OBGYN that she gets way too dressed up for.

Smetty looks like the annoyingly positive Peloton instructor that you inevitably mute 5 minutes into the ride.

Freddy Kitchens looks like the long haul truck driver arrested for falling asleep at the wheel and knocking over the tall McDs sign off the interstate.

Jason Garrett looks like the highway state patrolman who pulls you over on your way to work for going 58 in a 55.

Kyler Murray looks like your Amazon delivery driver who throws your packages entirely too hard onto your front porch.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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