Rose Bowls Puns

Mom: "Why are there all these bowls?" Me: "because they are all out of plates."

drops mic

Edit: picks up mic

"I totally meant they are"

drops mic

... huh. I didn't see that coming.

So we're at the football game and it's really bright and hot for the whole first half. At the start of the third quarter, it's getting to be late afternoon and my dad says, "Nice the sun's almost gone."

And I replied, "Actually Dad, I'm gonna stay for the rest of the game."

There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."

I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."