My family was watching the rose bowl and talking about all the bowls when I out daded my dad.

Mom: "Why are there all these bowls?" Me: "because they are all out of plates."

drops mic

Edit: picks up mic

"I totally meant they are"

drops mic

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📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Stealth bomber flies over the Rose Bowl...

... huh. I didn't see that coming.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Got my dad good at the Rose Bowl

So we're at the football game and it's really bright and hot for the whole first half. At the start of the third quarter, it's getting to be late afternoon and my dad says, "Nice the sun's almost gone."

And I replied, "Actually Dad, I'm gonna stay for the rest of the game."

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📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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Got my wife lasr night on the freeway

There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."

I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."

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