Ronald Neame Puns

All Airtimes EST)

(SAT MAY 1)

(12:30am) Vertigo (1958/2h 8m/Alfred Hitchcock) (drama)

(2:45am) Victor/Victoria (1982/2h 14/Blake Edwards) (comedy)

(5:15am) Wait Until Dark (1967/1h 48m/Terence Young) (thriller)

(7:15am) Watch On The Rhine (1943/1h 54m/Herman Shumlin) (drama)

(9:15am) Waterloo Bridge (1940/1h 43m/Mervyn Le Roy) (drama)

(11:15am) Weary River (1929/1h 29m/Frank Lloyd) (musical)

(1:00pm) What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962/2h 12m/Robert Aldrich) (drama)

(3:30pm) The White Cliffs Of Dover (1944/2h 6m/Clarence Brown) (romance)

(6:00pm) White Heat (1949/1h 54m/Raoul Walsh) (drama)

(8:00pm) The Wizard of Oz (1939/1h 41m/Victor Fleming) (fantasy)

(10:00pm) Wuthering Heights (1939/1h 43m/William Wyler) (romance)

(SUN MAY 2)

(12:00am) The Year of Living Dangerously (1982/1h 55m/Peter Weir) (drama)

(2:15am) The Yearling (1946/2h 14m/Clarence Brown) (drama)

(4:30am) Z (1969/2h 5m/Costa-Gavras) (drama)

(6:45am) Mrs. Miniver (1942/2h 14m/William Wyler) (drama)

(9:15am) The Smiling Lieutenant (1931/1h 42m/Ernst Lubitsch) (comedy)

(11:00am) Dear Heart (1964/1h 54m/Delbert Mann) (comedy)

(1:00pm) Oliver! (1968/2h 33m/Carol Reed) (musical)

(3:45pm) Gigi (1958/1h 56m/Vincente Minnelli) (romance)

(6:00pm) Woman of the Year (1942/1h 52m/George Stevens) (comedy)

(8:00pm) Pather Panchali (1958/1h 55m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(10:15pm) Aparajito (1956/1h 53m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(Mon MAY 03)

(12:15am) The World Of Apu (1959/1h 46m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(2:15am) The Big City (1963/2h 11m/Satyajit Ray) (comedy)

(4:45am) The Lonely Wife (1965/1h 57m/Satyajit Ray) (romance)

(7:00am) The Music Room (1958/1h 40m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(8:45am) Devi (1960/1h 33m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(10:30am) The Coward (1965/1h 14m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(11:45am) Three Daughters: The Postmaster (1961/

(12:30pm) Three Daughters: Monihara (1961/

(1:30pm) Three Daughters: Samapti (1961/this plus the previous two listings = 1h 54m/Satyajit Ray) (drama)

(2:45pm) The Holy Man (1965/1h 5m/Satyajit Ray) (comedy)

(4:00pm) An Enemy of the People (1989/1h 40m/S

Want to share a movie I love with y'all: HOPSCOTCH (1980)

Matthau might be my favorite actor in history and HOPSCOTCH is pure joy, part cynicism and part dogged humanity that Matthau exemplified. He plays a CIA agent who knows where all the bodies are buried and goes rogue basically just to fuck with arrogant boss Ned Beatty (who is terrifically steely; he reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman here). He meets up with part-time fling Glenda Jackson and out-smartass each other. Matthau is so much smarter than all the CIA goons, and threatens to expose all his secrets in his biography. The best parts have Matthau reacting to or humming Mozart, who he loves: Matthau was apparently an Opera expert.

It was directed by Ronald Neame of THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE and THE TOWERING INFERNO, and here he just nails the globehopping comic spirit.

Glenn Kenny wrote about it here, and I really love his review: https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/4830-walter-matthau-sings-and-other-delights-of-hopscotch

Phil

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

The Bushes

Well, toucan play at that game.

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

Argon does not react.

Windows

Because a toothbrush works better

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I’d have $8.40

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

it's Hans free now..

second hand stores!

Now, I'm living in a flat.

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

a work in progress.

All Times E.S.T.

(THU APR 01)

(1:15am) The Son Of Kong (1933/1h 10m/Ernest B. Schoedsack) (horror)

(2:45 am) Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974/1h 20m/Jun Fukuda) (horror)

(4:15am) Rodan (1958/1h 10m/Inoshiro Honda) (horror)

(6:00am) Adam’s Rib (1949/1h 41m/George Cukor) (comedy)

(8:00am) The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938/1h 42m/Michael Curtiz) (adventure)

(10:00am) After The Thin Man (1936) (1h 50m/W.S. Van Dyke) (suspense/mystery)

(12:00pm) Agnes Of God (1985/1h 38m/Norman Jewison) (drama)

(2:00pm) Air Force (1943/2h 4m/Howard Hawks) (war)

(4:15pm) Algiers (1938/1h 35m/John Cromwell) (crime)

(6:00pm) Alice Adams (1935/1h 40m/George Stevens) (comedy)

(8:00pm) All The King’s Men (1949/1h 50m/Robert Rossen)

(10:00pm) Almost Famous (2000/2h 2m/Cameron Crowe) (comedy)

(FRI APR 02)

(12:15am) An American In Paris (1951/1h 53m/Vincente Minnelli) (musical)

(2:15am) Anatomy Of A Murder (1959/2h 40m/Otto Priminger) (drama)

(5:15am) Anna Christie (1930/1h 14m/Clarence Brown) (drama)

(6:45am) Around The World In 80 Days (1956/2h 50m/Michael Anderson) (epic)

(10:00am) Au Revoir, Les Enfants (1987/1h 44m/Louis Malle) (drama)

(12:00pm) The Awful Truth (1937/1h 30m/Leo McCarey) (comedy)

(1:45pm) Baby Doll (1956/1h 54m/Elia Kazan) (drama)

(3:45pm) The Band Wagon (1953/1h 52m/Vincente Minnelli) (musical)

(5:45pm) Being There (1979/2h 10m/Hal Ashby) (comedy)

(8:00pm) Ben-Hur (1959/3h 32m/William Wyler) (epic)

(SAT APR 03)

(12:00am) The Best Man (1964/1h 42m/Franklin J. Schaffner) (drama)

(2:00am) The Big Chill (1983/1h 43m/Lawrence Kasden) (drama)

(4:00am) The Birds (1963/2h 0m/Alfred Hitchcock) (horror)

(6:00am) Blithe Spirit (1945/1h 36m/David Lean) (comedy)

(7:45am) Block-Heads (1938/0h 55m/John G. Blystone) (comedy)

(9:00am) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/George Cukor) (comedy)

(11:00am) The Bridge On The River Kwai (1957/2h 41m/David Lean) (epic)

(2:00pm) Bullitt (1968/1h 54m/Peter Yates) (crime)

(4:15pm) Caged (1950/1h 36m/John Cromwell) (drama)

(6:00pm) Calamity Jane (1953/1h 41m/David Butler) (musical)

(8:00pm) Carefree (1938/1h 20m/Mark Sandrich) (c

Sudden Lee

Sun Nov 01

(12:00am) The Seventh Victim (1943/1h 11m/Horror/Mark Robson)

(1:30am) I Walked with a Zombie (1943/1h 9m/Horror/Jacques Tourneur)

(3:00am) The Body Snatcher (1945/1h 17m/Horror/Robert Wise)

(4:30am) The Leopard Man (1943/1h 6m/Horror/Jacques Tourneur)

(6:00am) Blossoms in the Dust (1941/1h 40m/Drama/Mervyn Leroy)

(8:00am) Tortilla Flat (1942/1h 45m/Drama/Victor Fleming)

(10:00am) The Seventh Victim (1943/1h 11m/Horror/Mark Robson)

(11:30pm) Mildred Pierce (1945/1h 53m/Drama/Michael Curtiz)

(1:30pm) The Spirit of St. Louis (1957/2h 18m/Drama/Billy Wilder)

(4:00pm) Jumbo (1962/2h 5m/Comedy/Charles Walters)

(6:15pm) The Prisoner Of Second Avenue (1974/1h 45m/Comedy/Melvin Frank)

(8:00pm) Flower Drum Song (1961/2h 13m/Comedy/Henry Koster)

(10:30pm) Tamahine (1964/1h 35m/Comedy/Philip Leacock)

Mon Nov 02

(12:15am) Behind the Door (1919/Drama/Irvin V. Willat)

(2:00am) The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975/1h 42m/Romance/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:00am) Coup De Grace (1976/1h 35m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(6:00am) Dancing Co-Ed (1939/1h 20m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(7:30am) Four Girls in White (1939/1h 10m/Drama/S. Sylvan Simon)

(9:00am) Keeping Company (1940/1h 20m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(11:30am) The Ghost Comes Home (1940/1h 19m/Comedy/William Thiele)

(1:00pm) Washington Melodrama (1941/1h 18m/Drama/S. Sylvan Simon)

(2:30pm) Whistling in the Dark (1941/1h 17m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(3:00pm) Whistling in Dixie (1942/1h 14m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(4:30pm) Whistling in Brooklyn (1943/1h 27m/Comedy/S. Sylvan Simon)

(6:00pm) Carnival in Paris (1937/21m/Comedy/William J. Thiele)

(6:30pm) Two O'Clock Courage (1945/1h 6m/Crime/Anthony Mann)

(7:45pm) Annie Laurie (1936/9m/Romance/Walter Tennyson)

(8:00pm) The Gangster (1947/1h 26m/Drama/Gordon Wiles)

(10:00pm) Cry of the City (1948/1h 36m/Drama/Robert Siodmak)

Tue Nov 03

(12:00am) Behave Yourself! (1951/1h 21m/Comedy/George Beck)

(1:30am) I Died a Thousand Times (1955/1h 49m/Drama/Stuart Heisler)

(3:30am) The Angry Hills (1959/1h 45m/Drama/Robert Aldrich)

(5:30am) MGM Parade Show #6 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Dear Heart (1964/1h 54m/Comedy/Delbert Mann)

(8:00am) Sunday in New York (1963/1h 45m/Comed

Stan and Ollie are the stars of the month (every Monday)

Tues Dec 01

(12:15am) Blume In Love (1973/1h 55m/Comedy/Paul Mazursky)

(2:15am) Bloody Mama (1970/1h 32m/Crime/Roger Corman)

(4:00am) Cleopatra Jones (1973/1h 29m/Drama/Jack Starrett)

(6:00am) Night Song (1947/1h 42m/Romance/John Cromwell)

(8:00am) Sealed Cargo (1931/1h 29m/Adventure/Alfred Werker)

(9:45am) Strange Lady In Town (1955/1h 52/Drama/Mervyn Le Roy)

(11:45am) While The City Sleeps (1956/1h 39m/Drama/Fritz Lang)

(1:30pm) Zero Hour! (1957/1h 21m/Drama/Hall Bartlett)

(3:00pm) Enchanted Island (1958/1h 33m/Drama/Allan Dwan)

(4:45pm) The Crowded Sky (1960/1h 45m/Drama/Joseph Pevney)

(6:45pm) Hollywood Without Make-Up (1966/50m/?/?)

(8:00pm) Women Make Film: A New Road Movie Through Cinema #14 (2019/Documentary/?/?)

(9:15pm) Crossing Delancey (1988/1h 37m/Comedy/Joan Micklin Silver)

(11:00pm) Women Make Film: A New Road Movie Through Cinema #14 (2019/Documentary/?/?)

Wed Dec 02

(12:15am) O Ébrio (1946/1h 47m/Drama/Gilda de Abreu)

(2:30am) The Decline Of Western Civilization (1981/1h 40m/documentary/Penelope Spheeris)

(4:15am) Smithereens (1982/1h 33m/drama/Susan Seidelman)

(6:00am) The Lure (2013/1h 32m/drama/Tania Zhelieznikova)

(7:45am) La Cigarette (1919/51m/drama/Germaine Dulac)

(8:45am) Very Annie Mary (2001/1h 43m/Comedy/Sara Sugarman)

(10:30am) Karnaval (1982/2h 31m/Comedy/Tatyana Lloznova)

(1:00pm) Ace Of Aces (1933/1h 12m/Drama/J. Walter Ruben)

(2:30pm) The Dawn Patrol (1938/1h 43m/Drama/Edmund Goulding)

(4:15pm) Flight Command (1940/1h 50m/Romance/Frank Borzage)

(6:15pm) Fighter Squadron (1948/1h 36m/Drama/Raoul Walsh)

(8:00pm) Jane Eyre (1944/1h 36m/Romance/Robert Stevenson)

(9:45pm) All That Money Can Buy (1941/1h 52m/Comedy/William Dieterle)

(11:45pm) Citizen Kane (1941/1h 59m/Drama/Orson Welles)

Thu Dec 03

(2:00am) The Magnificent Ambersons (1942/1h 28m/Drama/Orson Welles)

(3:43am) The Snows of Kilimanjaro (1932/1h 54m/drama/Henry King)

(6:00am) On Dangerous Ground (1952/1h 22m/Drama/Nicholas Ray)

(7:30am) Above and Beyond (1952/