A list of puns related to "Roma, Queensland"
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Christmas has marked a drastic shift in COVID-19 management in all states and territories. Here's a post compiling interstate travel and requirements whilst in the state.
Face masks are mandatory in ALL Australian airports and plane services.
Depending on what state or territory you have been in the last fourteen days, you may need to declare your entry in the ACT and you may need to be double vaccinated.
Face masks in the ACT are only mandatory in high risk venues like hospitals and prisons, as well as being mandatory on all public transport services like the Central-Canberra XPT and Light Rail services.
Checking In is mandatory across all venues. Every individual must use the Check In CBR app to check in. Check In CBR is also cross compatible with Check In QLD, Check in TAS and The Territory Check In applications so you can use one of those if you already have them.
Vaccination is not a requirement to enter venues in the ACT. Businesses can still choose to enforce vaccination requirements at their own discretion.
Entry requirements
Travelling from? | Quarantine-free travel status |
---|---|
New South Wales | Allowed if you are double vaccinated AND declare your entry through an ACT Exemption form here. |
Northern Territory | Allowed with no vaccination requirement. |
Queensland | Allowed with no vaccination requirement. |
South Australia | Allowed with no vaccination requirement. |
Tasmania | Allowed with no vaccination requirement. |
Victoria | Allowed if you are double vaccinated AND declare your entry through an ACT Exemption form here. |
Western Australia | Allowed with no vaccination requirement. |
International Arrivals | Allowed if you are double vaccinated and declare your entry through an ACT Declaration form here. Travel into the ACT is not allowed for individuals arriving from South Africa, Lesotho, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Malawi, Namibia or Eswatini in the last 14 days. Individuals arriving from overseas must isolate 3 days from arrival and do a Day 1 and Day 6 PCR test. |
Vaccination requirements for entry into New South Wales only remain for individuals arriving from Victoria who are looking to travel into NSW for recreati
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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