Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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What Is Roger Federer's Favorite Time Of The Day?

Around 10ish.

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Exactly 50% of Roger Federer’s name is β€˜er’!

That’s it, that’s the joke! ;)

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Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?

He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.

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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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Roger Daltrey must be very proud

The whole world is talking about The WHO.

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Roger roger
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All credit to Norville Rogers aka Shaggy
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Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?

It’s the only one that’s always on sail....

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Did you hear Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are releasing an album of Springsteen covers?

It’s called The Who’s The Boss

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"I need to go out for a while, Amelia Bedelia. Can you do this list of chores?" Said Mr. Rogers.

Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.

When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.

Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"

"You said to cut the grass."

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since captain rogers retired after endgame, he's no longer a super soldier

he's now a super veteran

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What’s Roger Federer’s favourite time of day?

Ten’ish πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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Roger Stine will be just fine. Nixon's got his back.
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What happens when Roger Federer gets a fault?

the Federeral Reserve

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Sean Connery. David Niven. George lazenby. Roger Moore. Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan. Daniel Craig.

They all share a bond

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I knew a guy named Roger...

He was huge, about 10 4.

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Why didn't Steve Rogers major English?

It's because he is Captain America

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In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.

Two Byrds, one Stone.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Roger Waters.
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As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...

Net neutrality

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Did you hear that Barry Bonds and Roger Clements didn’t make the hall of fame?

Eh, they had their shot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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What time does Roger Federer get to the court?

Tenish!

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Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Oh, Roger.
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What time does Roger Federer go to bed?

Tennish.

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Roger Waters Robert Plant (x-post /r/pinkfloyd)
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Did you hear about the time Roger Daltrey got in a traffic accident while taking his children to school?

The kids were alright.

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Roger Federer is a total dad.

https://i.imgur.com/xcCcI.jpg

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Roger Waters Robert Plant
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Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis

Roger Federer and Ron Paul are playing tennis. The set is close and Federer has serve. His first delivery sailed wide, but his second serve clipped the net and just barely landed on the line. The umpire called a let.

Ron Paul started arguing with the chair ump, he was positive that the serve was out, resulting in a double fault.

Needless to say, Ron Paul is vehemently against the Federer Re-serve.

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What kind of sunglasses does Roger Goodell wear?

Ray-bans!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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Kenny Rogers just dad joked me...
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A joke by Roger Miller

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "give me a drink jackass" so the bartender pours him a drink and gives it to him. A few minutes later the guy says "hey jackass give me another drink" The bartender without a word just pours the guy another drink. They guy sitting to left the of the man says to the bartender "just curious, how do you let a guy come in and talk to you like that" The bartender replies "aww-hee-haw hee-halways calls me that!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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What is Roger Federer’s favorite time of day?

About Ten-ish

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why didn't Steve Rogers Major in English?

Because he's Captain America

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