Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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Rockstar newswire says that we have free food provisions between 26 and 29th November but I didn’t find anything free in the catalogue… anybody know what are they talking about ?
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You’re on death row. You get $20USD for your last meal. 1 drink, 1 meal, 1 smoke. What are you picking? I’m going rockstar energy drink, Jamaican food, and Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne. Cheers everyone!
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You’re on death row. You get $20USD for your last meal. 1 drink, 1 meal, 1 smoke. What are you picking? I’m going rockstar energy drink, Jamaican food, and Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne. Cheers everyone!
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It’d be awesome if there was an option to cook food here in the kitchen. Come on Rockstar.
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Huge [Thanks] to DrUsual for this super cool cat food table! You’re a rockstar!
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My name is Tammy Duckworth, and I lived on food stamps as a teenager, grew up to become an Army Black Hawk pilot, got shot down in Iraq, lost my legs, and then became a mother and a U.S. Senator. AMA. (LOVE HER, she is a rockstar!). reddit.com/r/politics/com…
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Come on Rockstar, let us take over fast food restaurants and launder dirty money through them, mafia-esque
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Rockstar open up Burger Shot and let us eat food like in GTA IV
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Give me money for rent and food cause im too irresponsible to get a job and spend all my money on music equipment so I can be a rockstar
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Dearest Rockstar, thank you for such an amazing game, but PLEASE let us build a small fire when we are out on the open range so that we can cook our food.

Nothing more annoying than when you have meat but can't eat it until you cook it but are miles away from the nearest campfire. Especially when you're low on health.

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Food Bank of Alaska is looking for some rockstar staff!

It's a tough time out there! I know many are seeking new jobs and I wanted to let this community know.

At Food Bank of Alaska we are looking to fill some staff positions! It is a fantastic place to work and you feel like you are making a difference in your community everyday.

If you or someone you know is so inclined, take a look at the listing!

https://www.foodbankofalaska.org/about-us/job-opportunties

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Finished Casino heist, after we dropped foods off this showed of for 20 minutes. Is it safe to close the game or not? Thank you so much Rockstar
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Went into a food truck and found this. I'm glad the folks at Rockstar decided not to grow up.
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Day 3’s food! Cranberry oatmeal with dark chocolate chips, raspberries, and a banana with two ginger pineapple sausages and sweet Thai chili sauce, two apple cheddar spinach wraps on low carb wheat wraps with light honey mustard, pickled carrots, and a sugar free Rockstar.
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Apparently not even dead Starving Children are too much for Rockstar Games, I just walked into a cabin and read the letter and the mother stated she would be home in four days and there should be enough food in the house but apparently there was not enough food because the kids did not survive...
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Every fucking time I have a drink or food ticket, welcome a massive losing streak despite being a fucking rockstar for loads of battles before it. FML
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Rockstar energy drinks are apparently "approved" for food stamps.... This. This is whats WRONG with this country!
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Rockstar shut down an infringing mod? I guess they like murdering people and turning them into food then. np.reddit.com/r/gamernews…
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TIL Iconic rockstar Alice Cooper owns a restaurant in downtown Phoenix named "Alice Cooper'stown" that serves sports and rock-n-roll themed food. alicecooperstown.com/menu…
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The Definitive Oral History of the Lobster Roll | How did a humble hot dog bun crammed with the simplest of ingredients manage to attain rockstar status in the food world? downeast.com/maine-lobste…
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One Green Planet is Hiring Vegan Food-Obsessed Rockstars onegreenplanet.org/news/h…
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One Green Planet is Hiring Vegan Food-Obsessed Rockstars onegreenplanet.org/news/h…
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One Green Planet is Hiring Vegan Food-Obsessed Rockstars onegreenplanet.org/news/h…
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My girlfriend gifted me 2 cases of Halo rockstar cans so I could use the codes on Infinite. Shes so proud of herself. I dont have the heart to tell her the promotion ended 4 days ago.
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One Piece - Volume 101 SBS Megathread

#Volume 101 SBS Megathread

As you know, the leaks for the SBS for Volume 99 are upon us, so I'm using this thread to gather everything there is to know about them.

You are still free to create post about the Volume 99 SBS, only if they weren't shared before. As this thread is just to have everything in one place.

Now, If I miss something or that the info isn't correct, feel free to send me a PM. If you also have better translation, then don't hesitate to share them or PM me.

Full Album : https://imgur.com/a/b8jQC7K

Leaks from 4chan and ScotchInformer.

##Translation of some pages by Library of Ohara : https://thelibraryofohara.com/2021/12/02/volume-101-sbs-question-corner-summary/


##https://imgur.com/oyEFgNs

Good Timeline :

Age 50: It's cold. I'll add heating to this island.
Age 70: Fixed your bike. Added a cannon though.

Bad Timeline :

Age 50: I'm the robot that will destroy all the ships in the world.
Age 70 I aaaaaaam~ baaaattleshiiiip~ Franki~

  • Question about the texture on Robin's boobs

##https://imgur.com/rOYA6YB

> Question : Lord Oda Eiichiro, I have read chapter 1024 and is deeply intrigued. Is the person who call himself "so and so" the father of Mr. Zoro?

Oda: I got a lot of questions about "so and so". It's kind of rude to reveal it since the person we're talking decide to hide it, but since a lot of you are asking I'll formally introduce them.

  • Daimyo of Ringo: Shimotsuki Ushimaru
  • Daimyo of Kibi: Fugetsu Omusibi (triangle head person)
  • Daimyo of Udon: Uzuki Tenpura

After the death of Oden, all of the regions rise up to take down Orochi, but they were defeated by the Beasts Pirates. Shimotsuki Ushimaru and Onimaru, the fox who stole shusui from Zoro, was a famous duo. There's was orginally going to be a scene when Onimaru is stealing Shusui, he is shocked by the appearance of Zoro, who looks identical to young Ushimaru; but that just makes things complicated so it got cut, besides it might not even be brought up in the manga.

Anyway I'll answer your question, Ushimaru is not Zoro's dad. These three characters' name won't be revealed in the manga, so I include them here. Regarding the lineage of Ushimaru, I'm not sure whether I'll draw more or hide it, so let's end the discussion here. They really do look alike huh?

  • Sanada asks about Shirahoshi's boobs

##https://imgur.com/DiwqBDD

###Shanks' crew.

**Red H

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Why Strange Man is the devil behind the misfortunes of Armadillo, The Braithwaites, Butcher Creek and Bayou Nwa

The following elaboration will serve to display more plainly the fact that there is so much evidence that Strange Man is the devil himself that no other logical conclusion remains to be made.

This will be somewhat hard to bind together into one cohesive explanation, but I'll try my best. The intro will most definitely be boring to those who frequent this subreddit, so please bear with me.

Also, in order for the elaboration to remain consistent and easy to understand, certain parts of it will first be told accoring to the general perception, and expanded upon a lot more accurately later on.

Let's start with what is already commonly believed (not definitively proved):

In Strange Man's Bayou Nwa cabin, one of the inscribed messages says 'The moon will shine on in the darkness'. There is a character called Herbert Moon in Armadillo - the clerk in the general store. He is the only one who isn't stricken with cholera in the town.

Another inscription in the cabin states 'I offered you happiness or two generations, you made your choice', which is connected to the letter Herbert Moon received from his daughter, who is about to have a child (second generation).

The following conclusion is instrumental to the Braithwaite part of the theory:

So, Strange Man apparently offered a choice to Herbert, and Herbert made it. He chose particular personal gain (two generations) over happiness, and as a result, everything except that gain was taken from him.

Who's to say this happened only to Herbert Moon, and who's to say that his surname is the only thing referred to by 'moon' in the inscription?

There is, in fact, another, in some ways very similar story to be considered here.

Catherine's Deal

The following explanation is pure canon intertwined with the most logical possible events that took place between the canonical ones.

The Braithwaites had been a rich and powerful slaver family until their practice was abolished in 1865. Their rivals, the Grays, also suffered heavy financial losses, but they got a hold of Rhodes. They controlled the Rhodes Sheriff's office (the law) and saloon (alcohol distribution). The Braithwaites started producing moonshine, but couldn't actually sell it because the Grays controlled the local market. They tried expanding their zone of influence to make money selling it elsewhere, but were heavily outmatched by the uncontested moonshine producer and distributor Maggie Fike. At this point the B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shinsekami
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Just got off the phone with my MIL...

Here are some of the "highlights" from today's conversation.

  • a constant barrage of "just you wait!" "You have no idea what you're getting in to!" "Your time will come!"

  • threats to buy the loudest possible toys and a BB gun as "revenge"

  • a heavy implication that I do nothing and am lazy because I don't have dinner ready for my SO when he gets home every day (he's a picky eater and prefers to make his own food, and often waits until late in the evening to eat anyway). But "at least" I do the dishes, even though I clearly do nothing else around the house (that part was less an implication and more an outright statement)

  • she asked about my cravings. Right now it's apples and oranges. "That won't help you lose the weight! You need to eat shaved turkey." I still have like 6 weeks to go, I'm not thinking about losing the weight just yet...

  • more jokes about my weight and it never coming off, and a joke about me not fitting into the car anymore (...I still fit into a car just fine, thanks...), never getting my body back, etc

  • asked if we've changed the names we have picked out yet, and reminded us that they'll have to live with it forever (the names we've picked are not outlandish or weird, but she's made it clear she hates them)

  • accused us of lying about not knowing the sex

  • told us our neighbors will hate us

Am I crazy to be just a little hurt by this...? There was more, but this is the gist. SO has brushed it off as boomer humour, but man, it was a lot for a 30 minute conversation I think. Or am I just hormonal and crazy?

Edit: thank you all for the huge amount of support! I feel much more justified in being upset by this, and will be talking to my SO once I've cooled off a little to ask him to tell her to back off on the insulting not-really-jokes. Even if she's 100% joking, it's still hurtful to me, especially at this time. I'm also going to be skipping the next several calls so that I'm not subjected to it in the home stretch.

I do want to say that he's normally incredibly supportive and has been an absolute rockstar during this pregnancy. He's been very patient and attentive in many ways, and I'm very grateful to be his partner 98% of the time. He's just got a wicked blind spot when it comes to his family, which is something he recognizes and is working on. I have no doubt that he will be open to talking to her about this and establishing some firmer boundaries to protect both myself and our kid, and I'm going to work on speaking up f

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Which pop star has a life you would like to emulate?

Outside of their music, which pop star do you think has lived a life you would personally find meaningful and fulfilling? If I was going to go full out balls to the wall I would live Fiona Apple’s life, but I think I’m general I’d find Joni Mitchell’s life very satisfying - the romances, the experimentation, the endless journeying.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Major throwback. Preferred halo 3 and it’s game fuel but hey, it’s halo.
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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I'm Compiling a list of MISSABLES (both choices and items/implants) and I would love

And I would love if anyone knows anything else, including important iconic weapons (like the silenced best versions of any kind of weapon or uniques for a build that you can contribute) and I will later add them to the list.

This missables are most important for console players since they can't use console nor mods to circumvent the loss. I will also try to make it as Spoiler free as it can, but there are some parts I have to mention since there are waaay too many similar situations for all of them to be fully spoiler free.

First of all, some missions give JOHNNY relationship increases, there is no way to improve that number out of those missions and an Ending is related to having either, 70+ relationship with Silverhand, or chosing the right dialogue choices in "Chipping in" side mission.

You can't get all the Stat points to 20, so try really not spending points if you don't need to until you know what is gonna be the playstile you will try as you can't re-spect those.

In the same note, you can't change your character looks or body after you made it, and some characters only go for full male, including voice, or fully female V, and some of them might only like something in between, so keep that in mind.

You can actually romance the Millitech >!bitch!<, she gives a Dildo weapon that I have never seen in anything else so it might be important if you want to get it.

If you hit a ripperdoc in a mission>!"Fingers"!<, you get permanently locked out of the only implant that lets you hover after a jump in the game.

The game iconic weapons give a Warning before selling them, this weapons are usually incredibly NOT cheap and rebuying them is almost impossible in early levels and the rebuy option is only an option for the first 23 hours after you sell it (some of the time) and then it will get overwritten and deleted and you won't be able to get them back in that playtrough.

Iconic weapon specs usually get deleted when you craft an iconic weapon so even those iconics are not able to be remade.

In a mission for JOHNNY you can NOT KILL someone and he will give you JOHNNY'S car if you don't kill him. This is missable.

Late game, JOHNNY PANTS are in a mission where some guy is crazy fan of a Rockstar, you can do this mission early if you google it but the appartment gets locked after you finish it so it's impossible to get the pants back if you don't take them during this mission.

Takemura CAN survive to the end of the game, you neet to >!Explo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkestMew
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Why Strange Man is the devil behind the misfortunes of Armadillo, The Braithwaites, Butcher Creek and Bayou Nwa

The following elaboration will serve to display more plainly the fact that there is so much evidence that Strange Man is the devil himself that no other logical conclusion remains to be made.

This will be somewhat hard to bind together into one cohesive explanation, but I'll try my best. The intro will most definitely be boring to those who frequent this subreddit, so please bear with me.

Also, in order for the elaboration to remain consistent and easy to understand, certain parts of it will first be told accoring to the general perception, and expanded upon a lot more accurately later on.

Let's start with what is already commonly believed (not definitively proved):

In Strange Man's Bayou Nwa cabin, one of the inscribed messages says 'The moon will shine on in the darkness'. There is a character called Herbert Moon in Armadillo - the clerk in the general store. He is the only one who isn't stricken with cholera in the town.

Another inscription in the cabin states 'I offered you happiness or two generations, you made your choice', which is connected to the letter Herbert Moon received from his daughter, who is about to have a child (second generation).

The following conclusion is instrumental to the Braithwaite part of the theory:

So, Strange Man apparently offered a choice to Herbert, and Herbert made it. He chose particular personal gain (two generations) over happiness, and as a result, everything except that gain was taken from him.

Who's to say this happened only to Herbert Moon, and who's to say that his surname is the only thing referred to by 'moon' in the inscription?

There is, in fact, another, in some ways very similar story to be considered here.

Catherine's Deal

The following explanation is pure canon intertwined with the most logical possible events that took place between the canonical ones.

The Braithwaites had been a rich and powerful slaver family until their practice was abolished in 1865. Their rivals, the Grays, also suffered heavy financial losses, but they got a hold of Rhodes. They controlled the Rhodes Sheriff's office (the law) and saloon (alcohol distribution). The Braithwaites started producing moonshine, but couldn't actually sell it because the Grays controlled the local market. They tried expanding their zone of influence to make money selling it elsewhere, but were heavily outmatched by the uncontested moonshine producer and distributor Maggie Fike. At this point the B

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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