Rock Mineral Puns

A list of puns related to "Rock Mineral"

My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.

Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff

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👤︎ u/PhantomPhoenix350
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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I went to the minerals section of the natural history museum and saw a good looking rock.

It was pretty gneiss.

(I made basically this joke on a date this weekend at this museum, it took her a bit to get it but she appreciated it).

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👤︎ u/Skydude252
📅︎ Jul 05 2022
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What did Sherlock Holmes reply when asked about what rocks are formed by accumulation of minerals?

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

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👤︎ u/goleafsgo88
📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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Minecraft
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👤︎ u/rob0gancho
📅︎ Jan 06 2023
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Insurance ruled it to be miner damage.
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👤︎ u/BigMike31101
📅︎ Oct 25 2022
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A man was recently arrested for stealing gold off another persons property.

An investigation found the gold was taken from rocks on the property so the man was charged as a miner.

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👤︎ u/Lateralus50310
📅︎ Apr 05 2022
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Why did the geologist’s wife divorce him?

Because he took her for granite 😁

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👤︎ u/JPHFanEdits
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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An excavator and a prospector walk into a bar.

The excavator says, "I'll have a Rolling Rock"

The prospector says "I'll have the Summer Ale"

The bartender says "Sorry! We don't serve miners"

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👤︎ u/RigidRat
📅︎ Jul 21 2021
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Why wouldn't the geologist get rid of his rock collection?

They were sedimental

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👤︎ u/Zeptil
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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So, a miner and a chemist walk into a geology convention.

They approach a table displaying a wide assortment of rocks. The chemist points in the booth's direction and asks the miner, "Which is your favorite; cinnabar or cassiterite?" The miner thought for a moment and replied, "Either ore."

I'll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/Tripledigitsorgtfo
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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Just had this back and forth with my co-worker. Her husband works in explosives.

Me: seems appropriate for you and yours: http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/32gzy7/what_was_the_secret_to_the_miners_success/ Her: That’s a dynamite answer! Me: I noticed the explosion of laughter over there Her: Rock on! Me: gold-standard of jokes here Her: so precious Me: digging deep on that one Her: pickin away one at a time Me: we have definitely hit the pay dirt of mining puns Her: definite Honey Hole here! Me: not sure that joke bee-longs here Her: you are a total BUZZZZZZ kill Me: comb on it wasn’t that bad

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👤︎ u/gabeanzelini
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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