Rock Hiking Puns

A list of puns related to "Rock Hiking"

Two doctors are out hiking and the first one trips and cuts his knee pretty badly on a rock. The second doctor says, "That looks pretty bad. Want me to stitch that up for you?" The first doctor says, "Nah, I got it."

The second doctor responds, "Suture self."

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👤︎ u/bruce_lees_ghost
📅︎ May 24 2019
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So I went hiking, took some pictures of a massive rock formation, and posted them on facebook.

A friend asked, “What rock is that?”

I reply, “I am not sure that rock has a name.”

My uncle chimes in.

“They wouldn't answer to their names anyway.”

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👤︎ u/random_anonymous_guy
📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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Today while on a steep upslope during a hike my son was walking up the shale rock beside the path with some difficulty. In frustration he shouted, "Why am I doing this?" And I responded...

"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 16 2016
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My dad loved to recount his adventures...

One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...

...and then it dawned on him.

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👤︎ u/Attinaux
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Hiking with my dad while growing up in Texas. Every time.

Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."

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👤︎ u/Bunnysaurus_Rex
📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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My wife got me yesterday

We're on a hike with our 6 month old. I pointed to a rock (pretty big and seemed out of place) and said, "I wonder where it came from." My wife says, "oh, well someone probably planted a pebble"

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👤︎ u/takes_joke_literally
📅︎ Apr 18 2016
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