Robin Söderling Puns

I am a Rafa fan. I used to hate Söderling for his behaviour against Rafa in Wimbledon. I liked him for the first time when He dethroned Rafa in RG, 2009. Yes! I liked him for that even if I am Rafa fan. He defeated my hero so he must get his respect for it. In 2010 Rafa defeated him back in RG Finals. I loved the ceremony because it ended for them having respect for each other. 'I won because I played my best tennis. If I hadn't, it'd have been impossible to beat you.' - Rafa (Which made Soderling chuckle!). Besides this love and hate, that guy played two RG Finals consecutively. Reached WR #4. He is a powerful baseliner and serves upto 230 kmph. In July, 2011 he retired of Mononucleosis and never played again. Now he's fine and making tennis gear (RS gear). I think he should come back. He's 33 and he can play tennis if he gets back to training. He played amazingly good in year 2009, 10 and till he retired in 2011. Australian Open 4R (2011) French Open F (2009, 2010) Wimbledon QF (2010) US Open QF (2009, 2010)

What do you guys think? Don't you think he should get inspired from Del Potro?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The first number represents how many times they lost in a final against a big 3. The number between the (-) is how many Grand Slam titles they would have if they won every final against a big 3. People without (-) have never won a title.

Federer won 4 vs big 3

Nadal 11 won vs big 3

Djokovic won 8 vs big 3

Andy Murray - 8 - (11)

Andy Roddick - 4 - (5)

Dominic Thiem - 3 - (4)

Marin Čilić - 2 - (3)

Andre Agassi - 1 - (9)

Stan Wawrinka - 1 - (5)

Marat Safin - 1 - (3)

Lleyton Hewitt - 1 (3)

Juan Martín del Potro - 1 - (2)

Kevin Anderson - 2

Daniil Medvedev - 2

Robin Söderling - 2

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga -1

Stefanos Tsitsipas - 1

Matteo Berrettini - 1

Mariano Puerta - 1

Tomáš Berdych - 1

David Ferrer - 1

Mark Philippoussis - 1

Marcos Baghdatis - 1

Fernando González - 1

Also here's a list of who lost in the semis when two of the big three reached the finals.

Andy Murray - 6

Roger Federer - 4

Novak Djokovic - 4

Stan Wawrinka - 3

Richard Gasquet - 3

David Ferrer - 2

Stefanos Tsitsipas - 2

Grigor Dimitrov - 2

Nikolay Davydenko - 2

David Nalbandian

Ivan Ljubičić

Jonas Björkman

Marcos Baghdatis

Gaël Monfils

Marat Safin

Rainer Schüttler

Fernando Verdasco

Andy Roddick

Mikhail Youzhny

Ernests Gulbis

Diego Schwartzman

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

Milos Raonic

Marin Čilić

Lucas Pouille

Rafael Nadal

Roberto Bautista Agut

To conclude Federer was the runner up to 11 grand slams, and made it to the semis 4 times, he could have 35 slams

Djokovic was the runner up to 10 grand slams, and made it to the semis 4 times, he could have 34 slams

Nadal was the runner up to 8 grand slams, and made it to the semis 1 times, he could have 29 slams

Murray was the runner up to 8 grand slams, and made it to the semis 6 times, he could have 17 slams

Did this for fun, hopefully some of you like it

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.