Robert Orton Puns

Bit of a dumb prompt, but I just recently thought that might be an interesting pairing, if only for the wordplay.

Voting criteria include the length of time spent in wrestling, historical significance, ability to attract viewers, and wrestling ability. Inductees must have at least 15 years of experience in the wrestling business or be over 35 years old and have 10 years of experience. Candidates must get at least 60% of the vote to be in the Hall of Fame.

• Kazuchika Okada: 92%

• Los Brazos ([Brazo de Oro](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazo_de_Oro_(wrestler), Brazo de Plata and El Brazo): 82%

• Jim Crockett Jr.: 82%

• [Don Owen](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Owen_(wrestling): 61%

Candidates with a majority vote who did not cross the 60% threshold:

• Mistico/Caristico: 59.7%

• Sgt. Slaughter: 58%

• Rollerball Mark Rocco: 58%

• Bobby Davis: 56%

• Kota Ibushi: 54%

• Enrique Torres: 52%

/r/SquaredCircle favorites:

• Rick & Scott Steiner: 40%

• Tomohiro Ishii: 38%

• Tetsuya Naito: 38%

• C.M. Punk: 33%

• Jim Johnston: 33%

• Edge: 32%

• Randy Orton: 27%

• Tony Schiavone: 26%

• Matt & Jeff Hardy: 24%

Candidates who failed to secure at least 10% of the vote and are dropped from next year's ballot. They can rejoin the ballot if Dave feels that enough has changed to warrant re-inclusion.

• Hollywood Blonds (Buddy Roberts & Jerry Brown w/Sir Oliver Humperdink)

• Buddy Colt

• Fabulous Ones (Stan Lane & Steve Keirn)

• Nikki Bella

• Charlotte Flair

• Kamala

• Rick Martel

• Jon Moxley

• Seth Rollins

• Ultimate Warrior

• Kyoko Inoue

• Katsuyori Shibata

• Takashi Sugiura

• Psycho Clown

• John DaSilva

• Roger Delaporte & Andre Bollet

• Takaaki Kidani

• Stephanie McMahon

Additionally candidates can be dropped from the ballot if they've been on it for 15 years and did not secure at least 50% of the vote:

• Johnny “Mr. Wrestling II” Walker: 31%

Additions to the 2022 ballot:

• Argentina Rocca & Miguel Perez

• Ricky Steamboat & Jay Youngblood

• Akira Taue & Toshiaki Kawada

• Jack & Jerry Brisco

• Roman Reigns

• Becky Lynch

• Roy Welch

• Shingo Takagi

• Rossy Ogawa

MATCH RESULTS

IMPORTANT NOTES

• Kickoff with the lights in the arena going out, and Paul Heyman appearing in the middle of the ring. He gives us his classic introduction, he says tonight as an advocate he'd like to introduce us to his client, and new reigning, defending, WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar. Brock comes down to the ring smiling all the way. He slides the title into the ring for Heyman to grab and then chucks the ring steps into the ring. Lesnar Climbs the steps and laughs as Heyman gives him the mic and the title. Brock says before we get this party started, he wants to give a big shout out to his buddy Roman Reigns. He's more than likely tuned into Raw and seeing the REAL champion, Brock Lesnar. He tells Roman to get well soon. Brock tells South Carolina to acknowledge him and the crowd gladly does. Brock says he also wishes to acknowledge his advocate Paul Heyman for negotiating his free agency, and for getting him into the title match on Saturday. Hey has Paul kiss his hand and passes him the mic. Paul says on Saturday when he heard Roman couldn't make it, he knew the only thing better than a fatal four way would be a fatal five with Brock Lesnar, and now Brock will focus only on reigning, and defending. At the Royal Rumble Brock will defend the title against the winner of the fatal four way that was originally scheduled for Day 1 which will happen tonight. Paul goes over the competitors in the match starting with Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens who he calls a team who are working to trick management only before they screw over each other. Heyman says Becky will leave Seth once is he loses to Brock but she surely won't leave him for someone like Kevin Owens. Paul says the two should get traded to Smackdown since the tribal chief would be ea

#Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!

##RAW Preview

^^By ^^WWE.com

The Miz and Maryse set to renew their wedding vows on Raw

The most must-see wedding in WWE history is upon us.

Fresh off getting the better of Edge on his own talk show last week, The Miz and Maryse are in a celebratory mood. They plan to celebrate their love in front of the WWE Universe as they get set to renew their wedding vows tonight on Raw.

There is no telling what can happen when a wedding takes place in a WWE ring, but one thing is guaranteed: It will be awesome.

Don’t miss their vow renewal on Raw live tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

Street Profits to battle Rey & Dominik Mysterio in RK-Bro-nament Finals

The first-ever RK-Bro-nament will culminate with a thrilling final match.

Riddle’s brainchild to determine the next challengers for RK-Bro’s Raw Tag Team Championship saw The Street Profits defeat AJ Styles & Omos and Rey & Dominik Mysterio conquer The Alpha Academy a few weeks ago to set the stage for an epic final bout.

Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford will go head-to-head with the first father-son duo in WWE history to become Tag Team Champions in the finals of the tournament this Monday on Raw, with the winning team earning a future title opportunity against The Original Bro and Randy Orton.

Don’t miss this tag team showdown on Raw live tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

Randy Orton to face the dangerous Otis

On the latest Raw, Randy Orton overcame Alpha Academy's Chad Gable with the RKO. When Orton attempted to make it two-for-one and execute the three most dangerous letters in sports-entertainment on an advancing Otis after the bell, however, Otis simply pushed him off and left WWE's Apex Predator surprised and intrigued after he was sent out of the ring.

Now his serpentine curiosity be answered one way or the other when The Viper goes head-to-head with the dangerous Otis, tonight at 8/7 C on USA.

Dolph Ziggler to challenge Damian Priest for the United States Title

After weeks of run-ins with Robert Roode and Dolph Ziggler, Damian Priest finally got an opportunity at payback in a United States Championship Contender's Match against The Showoff.

Roode interfered in the match, causing Priest to snap and unleash a vicious beatdown on The Glorious One. Yet in doing so, The Archer of Infamy was also counted out by the referee

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Royal Rumble 2022 is getting closer, and so these are my predictions for it:

A few notes:

- I absolutely feel like WWE are trying to build up Omos to be the next Andre the Giant, and I'm honestly okay with that. So having him enter really early and giving him the first bunches of eliminations seems like a move they'd do.

- I feel like the storyline with Austin Theory and Vince McMahon is just gonna lead to Austin getting screwed constantly by Vince until he's finally put in a match against an important Hall of Famer or some shit like that. This is the start of that.

- Kofi Kingston does have another miracle save in the Royal Rumble, here's how it'll go: Apollo Crews comes out with Commander Azeez by his side and Kofi has just now hit Omos with the Trouble in Paradise, leaving him stunned in the corner. Apollo will get throw out by King Woods at one point, but Commander Azeez will catch Apollo. Omos then gets back up, roundhouse kicks King Woods, and throws Kofi over, but Kofi also lands in Commander Azeez's arms, knocking Apollo Crews out of them and accidentally eliminating him. Azeez looks at Kofi like "wtf is wrong with you?" and then Omos throws King Woods into both Kofi and Azeez, thus eliminating the New Day.

- The Miz will try to befriend Omos when he comes out, saying that if he lets him work with him to eliminate everyone, he'll get him a role in one of his movies. Omos at first accepts this, but then realizes after Cesaro and Bron Breakker are eliminated that The Miz is just using him to

I was curious with the Rams strategy to see how many times in recent history it worked out trading a 1st round pick for a player. I reviewed what teams got out of the trade and included moves that teams made with the picks they got traded. To try and paint a picture of whether this is an effective strategy or not in the draft. Here is the recent history below starting with the Jay Cutler Trade.

Jay Cutler Trade

• Chicago

1. Jay Cutler

2. Johnny Knox

• Denver

1. Kyle Orton

2. Robert Ayers

3. Robert Quinn (TE)

4. Damaryius Thomas

5. Eric Decker

Trade Winner= Both Teams

Carson Palmer Trade

• Cincinnati

1. Dre Kirkpatrick

2. Giovanni Bernard

• Raiders

1. Carson Palmer

Trade Winner= Bengals

Trent Richardson Trade

• Colts

1. Trent Richardson

• Browns

1. Johnny Manzeil

Trade Winner = Both Teams Lost

Jimmy Graham Trade

• Seahawks

1. Jimmy Graham

2. Tyler Lockett

• Saints

1. Max Unger

2. Stephone Anthony

Trade Winner = Both Teams

Brandin Cooks trade

• Pats

1. Brandin Cooks

2. Forfeited pick

• Saints

1. Ryan Ramczyk

2. Trey Hendrickson

Trade Winner = Saints

Brandin Cooks Trade

• Pats

1. Isaiah Wynn

2. Keoin Crossen

3. Ryan Izzo

4. Byron Cohert

• Rams

1. Brandin Cooks

2. Micah Kizer

3. Trevon Young

4. Travin Howard

Trade Winner = Both Teams meh

Khalil Mack Trade

• Raiders

1. Josh Jacobs

2. Trayvon Mullen

3. Isaiah Johnson

4. Foster Moreau

5. AJ McCarron

6. Quinton Bell

7. Damon Arnette

8. Bryan Edwards

• Bears

1. Khalil Mack

2. Cole Kmet

3. Arlington Hambright

Trade Winner = Both Teams

Amari Cooper Trade

• Raiders

1. Jonathan Abram

• Cowboys

1. Amari Cooper

Trade Winner = Cowboys

Minkah Fitzpatrick Trade

• Steelers

1. Minkah Fitzpatrick

2. Kevin Dotson

• Dolphins

1. Austin Jackson

2. Jason Strowbridge

3. DeAndre Washington

4. Gerrid Doaks

Trade Winner = Steelers

Laremi Tunsil Trade

• Texans

1. Laremi Tunsil

2. Kenny Stills

3. Charlie Heck

4. John Reid

• Dolphins

1. Julien Davenport

2. Johnson Bademosi

3. Noah Igbinoghene

4. Solomon Kindley

5. Jaylen Waddle

6. Javon Holland

7. SF 1st in 2022

8. SF 3rd in 2022

9. SF 1st in 2023

Trade Winner = Dolphins

Deforest Buckner Trade

• Colts

1. Deforest Buckner

• 49ers

1. Javon Kinlaw

2. Brandon AIyuk

Trade Winner = Both Teams

Jalen Ramsey Trade

• Jags

1. K’Lavon Chaisson

2. Travis Etienne

3. Jordan Smith

4. Jalen Camp

• Rams

1. Jalen Ramsey

2. Robert Rochell

Its been a long while since I did anything with this series lmao, hope you enjoy!

Royal Rumble:

AJ Styles def. Zayn/Owens - WWE Title

The Usos def. Rusev Day: 2 out of 3 Falls - SD Tag Titles

Asuka Wins The Women's Royal Rumble

The Revival def. The Bar - Raw Tag Titles

Samoa Joe def. Kane/Strowman - Universal Title

Shinsuke Nakamura Wins The Men's Royal Rumble

Elimination Chamber:

Alexa Bliss def. Nia/Bayley/Mickie/Sonya/Mandy - Raw Woman's Title: Elimination Chamber

The Hardy Boyz def. Titus Worldwide - #1 Contender Tournament Finals

Bray Wyatt def. Braun Strowman via DQ

The Revival def. The Bar - Raw Tag Titles

Asuka def. Sasha Banks - Winner goes to WM34

Samoa Joe def. Cena/Miz/Rollins/Finn/Reigns - Universal Title Elimination Chamber

Fastlane:

The Usos def. The New Day - SD Tag Titles (New Day can no longer challenge The Usos for the titles)

The Bludgeon Brothers def. Breezango

Robert Roode def. Rusev w/English - U.S. Title

Charlotte def. Becky Lynch and Naomi - SD Women's Title

Shinsuke Nakamura def. Jinder Mahal

AJ Styles def. Orton/Owens/Corbin/Zayn/Cena - WWE Title

(The Hardy Boyz lose The Revival on Raw due to interference from Bray and Strowman)

(The Cruiserweight Title Has Officially Been Moved Down to NXT.)

Wrestlemania:

Pre-Show:

Big E wins the Andre Memorial Battle Royal (Last Eliminating Mahal with help from the New Day)

Nia Jax wins the Women's Battle Royal

Main Show:

Seth Rollins def. Finn/Miz/Elias - IC Title

The Bludgeon Brothers def. The Usos - SD Tag Titles

Rusev def. Randy Orton/Bobby Roode - U.S. Title

The Undertaker def. John Cena

Sasha Banks def. Alexa Bliss/Bayley - Raw Women's Title (Sasha pins Bayley via Frog Splash)

Shane/Bryan def. Zayn/Owens

Shinsuke Nakamura def. AJ Styles - WWE Title (Nakamura low blows AJ when the ref isn't looking)

Ronda/Angle def. Stephanie/Triple H

Strowman/Bray def. The Revival - Raw Tag Titles

Asuka def. Charlotte - SD Women's Title

Roman Reigns def. Samoa Joe/Brock Lesnar - Universal Title

Backlash (Raw):

Seth Rollins def. The Miz - IC Title

Nia Jax def. Mickie James/Alexa Bliss - Handicap (Bliss runs away allowing Jax to pin James)

Braun and Bray def. The Hardy Boyz - Raw Tag Titles

Bobby Lashley def. Elias

Sasha Banks def. Bayley - Raw Women's Title

*Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn def. Gallows and Anderson - (Sami and Kevin attacked Balo

Do your worst!

RAW 🔴 :

Aj Styles : 91 > 88 (-3)

Akira Tozawa : 77 > 69 (-8)

Alexa Bliss : 83 > 87 (+4)

Angelo Dawkins : 79 > 79 (0)

Apollo Crews : 74 > 81 (+7)

Austin Theory : 82 (NEW)

Becky Lynch : 90 > 90 (0)

Bianca Belair : 77 > 88 (+11)

Big E : 85 > 89 (+4)

Bobby Lashley : 86 > 90 (+4)

Carmella : 75 { 80 (+5)

Cedric Alexander : 80 > 77 (-3)

Chad Gable : 75 > 77 (+2)

Commander Azeez : 74 (NEW)

Damian Priest : 85 (NEW)

Dana Brooke : 69 > 70 (+1)

Dolph Ziggler : 81 > 82 (+1)

Dominik Mysterio : 81 (NEW)

Duodrop : 83 (NEW)

Edge : 89 > 92 (+3)

Finn Balor : 87 > 85 (-2)

Finn Balor Demon : 89 > 89 (0)

Kevin Owens : 87 > 88 (+1)

Liv Morgan : 70 > 83 (+13)

Maryse : 71 > 71 (0)

The Miz : 86 > 85 (-1)

Montez Ford : 79 > 83 (+4)

MVP : 77 (NEW)

Nikki ASH : 80 > 82 (+2)

Omos : 81 (NEW)

Otis : 74 > 83 (+9)

Queen Zelina : 83 > 80 (-3)

R-Truth : 79 > 76 (-3)

Randy Orton : 88 > 88 (0)

Reggie : 68 (NEW)

Rey Mysterio : 86 > 86 (0)

Rhea Ripley : 78 > 86 (+8)

Riddle : 80 > 86 (+6)

Robert Roode : 80 > 80 (0)

Seth Rollins : 92 > 90 (-2)

Shelton Benjamin : 77 > 76 (-1)

T-BAR : 76 (NEW)

Tamina : 73 > 73 (0)

Titus O'Neil : 75 > 72 (-3)

Veer : 76 (NEW)

SDL🔵 :

Aliyah : 76 (NEW)

Angel : 78 (NEW)

Cesaro : 83 > 83 (0)

Charlotte Flair : 87 > 90 (+3)

Drew Gulak : 82 > 70 (-12)

Drew Mcintyre : 87 > 91 (+4)

Erik : 81 > 76 (-5)

Happy Corbin : 87 > 85 (-2)

Humberto : 76 < 78 (+2)

Ivar : 81 > 78 (-3)

Jey Uso : 84 > 87 (+3)

Jimmy Uso : 84 > 86 (+2)

Jinder Mahal : 76 > 77 (+1)

King Woods : 85 > 86 (+1)

Kofi Kingston : 90 > 86 (-4)

MACE : 73 (NEW)

Madcap Moss : 75 (NEW)

Mansoor : 78 (NEW)

Mustafa Ali : 81 > 79 (-2)

Naomi : 77 > 81 (+4)

Natalya : 76 > 78 (+2)

Rick Boggs : 78 (NEW)

Ricochet : 85 > 79 (-6)

Ridgie Holland : 77 (NEW)

Roman Reigns : 92 > 95 (+3)

Sami Zayn : 80 > 84 (+4)

Sasha Banks : 80 > 88 (+8)

Shanky : 72 (NEW)

Shayna Baszler : 83 > 79 (-4)

Sheamus : 82 > 85 (+3)

Shinsuke Nakamura : 88 > 87 (-1)

Shotzi : 79 (NEW)

Xia Li : 78 (NEW)

Others 🔵🔴 :

Asuka : 84 > 85 (+1)

Bayley: 86 > 87 (+1)

Brock Lesnar : 93 > 93 (0)

Elias : 81 > 79 (-2)

Goldberg : 90 > 91 (+1)

John Cena : 89 > 89 (0)

Lacey Evans : 82 > 82 (0)

Sonya Deville : 78 > 78 (0)

NXT / NXT UK / 205 Live 🟡 :

The Brian Kendrick : 73 > 73 (0)

Bron Breakker :

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Recently, I had a lot of free time on my hands, so I decided to research one of the most polarizing figures in modern wrestling, Teddy Hart. Now, I knew all about Teddy's in ring prowess, but have never heard many of his supposedly outrageous claims and statements. So, I decided to hop on the Google machine and do some research. Boy oh boy, I was not disappointed. Teddy, I have learned that in fact you are a scumbag, but an entertaining scumbag nonetheless. Let's start with a few gems in quote form.

"Nobody is perfect, and I am not perfect...but I am pretty damn close."

"Bret, god bless his soul, selfishly decided to punch Vince McMahon." He really doesn't like Hitman.

***"I have made a lot of mistakes in my career....so the Internet says"***. Good to hear Teddy admitting his shortcomings. :D

- insinuated that him, Jack Evans, Harry Smith, Natalya, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho would have been a faction in WWE.

- insinuated that someone in WWE sexually assaulted him, and that's what led to Teddy's firing from WWE the first time.

- said Bret Hart's beef with WWE is the reason Teddy is not in WWE, main eventing PPV's against John Cena and The Rock.

- speaking of The Rock, Teddy says he could have been in Rock's position had he stayed in WWE upon his signing the first time.

- said CM Punk and AJ Styles made it to the top because they studied Teddy's promos and matches respectively.

- claims he is a better wrestler and athlete than Kurt Angle and AJ Styles. Also criticized Kurt for "being boring in the ring" and not trying to do a 450 Splash or a Shooting Star Press throughout his career.

- says Bret tarnished his legacy by not going back to WWE 10 years before he did, because if he did, Bret would have been running WWWE now.

- claims he has helped hundreds of different boys in the business, most of them not being grateful.

- claims dozens of top guys protested Teddy working for Ring Of Honor, including AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Bryan Danielson, Chris Daniels and Paul London.

- says he is ashamed of the Hart name ( even though he uses it extensively ), because the last name destroyed his career, especially in WWE.

- claims Harry Smith, in a shoot fight, could "rape" JBL. Great choice of words.

- says psychology is pointless in wrestling, cool moves are at the core of the business.

- claims multiple wrestlers have said he is the best wrestler they have ever seen, including Chris Benoit, Rey Mysterio and Vampiro.

- says

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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The PWI “500” is not a ranking for the calendar year January through December. The “evaluation period” this year ran from July 1, 2020, through June 30, 2021.

1 Kenny Omega

2 Roman Reigns

3 Bobby Lashley

4 Drew McIntyre

5 Kota Ibushi

6 Jon Moxley

7 Will Ospreay

8 Finn Balor

9 Shingo Takagi

10 Rich Swann

11 Cody Rhodes

12 Randy Orton

13 Big E

14 Darby Allin

15 Tetsuya Naito

16 Karrion Kross

17 Ultimo Guerrero

18 Suwama

19 Chris Jericho

20 Jonathan Gresham

21 Orange Cassidy

22 Laredo Kid

23 Keiji Muto

24 Keith Lee

25 Kazuchika Okada

26 MJF

27 Braun Strowman

28 WALTER

29 EVIL

30 Nick Aldis

31 Jacob Fatu

32 Cesaro

33 PAC

34 Adam Page

35 AJ Styles

36 Daniel Bryan

37 Adam Cole

38 Miro

39 Jay White

40 Moose

41 Dragon Lee

42 El Hijo del Vikingo

43 Johnny Gargano

44 Trish Adora

45 Jey Uso

46 Jake Lee

47 Lee Moriarty

48 Seth Rollins

49 AJ Gray

50 Kyle O’Reilly

51 Jun Akiyama

52 Hiromu Takahashi

53 Lio Rush

54 Alexander

54 Hammerstone

55 Rey Fenix

56 Sheamus

57 Pagano

58 Shun Skywalker

59 Tom Lawlor

60 Go Shiozaki

61 Nick Gage

62 Hiroshi Tanahashi

63 Kevin Owens

64 Tony Deppen

65 Apollo Crews

66 Sammy Guevara

67 Takashi Sugiura

68 Caristico

69 Jungle Boy

70 Kofi Kingston

71 SANADA

72 Rohit Raju

73 Bronson Reed

74 Bray Wyatt

75 Eddie Kingston

76 Riddle

77 Eric Young

78 Trevor Murdoch

79 Naomichi Marufuji

80 Sami Zayn

81 Santos Escobar

82 Shinsuke Nakamura

83 Brian Cage

84 Myron Reed

85 Damian Priest

86 Eddie Edwards

87 Minoru Suzuki

88 Aron Stevens

89 The Miz

90 Tracy Williams

91 TJP

92 Chris Dickinson

93 Powerhouse Hobbs

94 Chris Bey

95 EFFY

96 Wheeler YUTA

97 WARHORSE

98 Da Pope

99 Black Taurus

100 Pete Dunne

101 Zack Sabre Jr.

102 El Desperado

103 Rey Mysterio

104 Lance Archer

105 Jeff Hardy

106 Joey Janela

107 Josh Alexander

108 Brody King

109 Fred Yehi

110 Jay Lethal

111 Allie Katch

112 Richard Holliday

113 Scorpio Sky

114 Sami Callihan

115 Pentagon Jr.

116 Matt Jackson

117 Nick Jackson

118 A-Kid

119 Mistico

120 Eita

121 Josh Woods

122 Ricky Starks

123 Ethan Page

124 JR Kratos

125 Kaito Kiyomiya

126 Tommaso Ciampa

127 Bandido

128 Mustafa Ali

129 QT Marshall

130 Kzy

131 Jay Briscoe

132 Kushida

133 Xavier Woods

134 Calvin Tankman

135 Brian Pillman Jr.

136 Konosuke Takeshita

137 JD Drake

138 Shane Ta

"Will the king and I have children?" she asked. "Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you." AFFC, Cersei VIII

If Maggy the Frog prophecy is to be believed - and most of us agree it is - by time of his death, Robert Baratheon will be the proud, and dismissive, father of sixteen. For now, George introduced us only seven of these children: Mya Stone, Bella, Gendry, Edric Storm, a pair of unknown twins and Barra. Nine more little stags are lurking in the dark waiting for their turn to prance in the future books.

It is my opinion at least one of this unknown children has already been mentioned, although not as one of Robert’s bastards, but as Russell - the true born son of lord Orton Merryweather and his sensual Myrish wife - a boy of 8 or 9 his mother is very keen NOT to bring at court.

"Any mother would do the same to protect her children," said Cersei. "When do you mean to bring that boy of yours to court? Russell, was that his name? He could train with Tommen."

"That would thrill the boy, I know . . . but things are so uncertain just now, I thought it best to wait until the danger passed." AFFC, Cersei X

What if the danger Taena is talking about is... Cersei? After all, Cersei allegedly had all Robert’s bastards in her reach executed for the sole crime of being born. If Russell is indeed Robert’s, Taena will have no reason to endanger him by bringing in the proximity of the Queen. But is he, indeed?

We don’t know anything about lord Orton and his wife’s whereabouts after their return from exile, nor the circumstances in which Robert received the Merryweathers back into the king’s peace and restored some of their wealth to them. I would dare though speculate protocol would demand that, at some point after their return, there would be a ceremony of sorts where they would swear fealty to their new king. A good opportunity for the buxom Taena to be introduced to Robert and gods know how Robert felt about buxom ladies, blessed be Bessie and her tits.

"A hundred times I told him no, and he said yes," the other woman told her, "until finally I was saying yes as well. He was not the sort of man to be denied." "I know the sort," the queen said with a wry smile. "Has Your Grace ever known a man like that, I wonder?" "Robert," she lied, thinking of Jaime.” AFFC, Cersei IV

It is interesting to notice Cersei will think often about Robert and/or having sex with Robert in Taena’s presence. She even arguably rapes Taena as a result of remembering how

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

MATCH RESULTS

IMPORTANT NOTES

• Kickoff with Bobby Lashley and MVP making their way to the ring. Montel demands the crowd give their praise to the Almighty after he did the impossible last week by defeating Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, and Big E in one night. MVP says most people don't understand the stamina and tenacity to do what he did last week and compares it to winning the Boston Marathon, then winning the NBA Finals, and then facing off against Francis Ngannou and going 5 rounds and winning. MVP says this will be the era of Lashley but is interrupted by Big E. Big E congratulates Lashley for doing what he said he was going to do and making the Day 1 match a fatal four way. One thing is getting at him though, the Lashley he knows is strong, dominant, and does everything on his own, yet last week he needed MVP's help. Lashley says Montel acted on his own last week and says he didn't need MVP to defeat any of his opponents last week. Bobby says he won't deny an opportunity when it presents itself. Lashley says he could beat Big E all on his own, and MVP said last week he could beat Big E as well so MVP should prove it. He tells MVP to face off against Big E with his cane while he sits back and watched. Lashley ducks out of the room as MVP squares off with Big E with the cane in his hand. Owens and Rollins attack Lashley from behind and throw him into the ring post. Big E starts to Brawl with Seth but Owens and Rollins double team him and throw him into the barricade. Seth and Kevin put the boots to Lashley and set him up for the curb stomp but Big E throws Seth with a belly to belly and Lashley takes out Owens with powerslam. Rollins and Owens retreat as Lashley and Big E command the ring.

• Bianca is interviewed backstage, she says she's kept her eyes on the prize since she's gotten to Raw while Doudrop has just been just jealous of her success. Bianca says this is the last chapter and it'll end with her being the undisputed EST of WWE.

• Backstage Owens tells Rollins they

MATCH RESULTS

IMPORTANT NOTES

• Kickoff with Seth Rollins backstage welcoming us to Monday Night Rollins, he says last week Kevin Owens cheated himself into HIS title match at WWE Day 1. But in just a few moments Owens will have to face Big E in a steel cage and Seth will love every single second of it. He says at Day 1 we will usher in a new year, a new era, with a new champion. We cut to Big E who says he's been through hell and back with his title, but tonight for Kevin Owens there's no easy way out, there's no shortcut home. As Big E comes down to the ring Kevin Owens says Big E has been calling him a liar for weeks but the truth is it is his WWE Championship, Big E is just holding it for the next 26 days.

• After Big E escapes the cage, Seth instantly attacks him. The cage is raised and Seth uses the opportunity to go after Owens as well, raining down strikes and then sets up for the stomp. Big E intercepts him however and hits him with a belly to belly. E takes Kevin and hits him with a Big Ending to stand tall.

• During the break Bobby Lashley comes out and lays waste to all three competitors.

• Queen Zelina says the crowd is lucky that the women's tag team champions have graced them with their presence and tells them to be quiet in Spanish. She says she almost feels sorry for Nikki ASH for the beating she's about to give her right back into obscurity.

• Backstage Riddle is wearing a blazer and asking Orton why he isn't wearing his. They are interviewed about tonight's title tournament. Riddle corrects him that it's an RK-Bro-nament. Riddle says he and Orton got the idea while doing a tournament to decide their favorite holiday movies. Orton said that never happened, Sonya and Adam announced the tournament and Riddle just randomly said that Home Alone changed his life. Riddle says he and Orton will be hosting the tournam

MATCH RESULTS

IMPORTANT NOTES

• Kickoff with Vince at his desk with Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville, Cleopatra's Egg is still missing. Vince says they have no clues or suspects yet and that the egg means more than just the value, it's the principle of someone stealing from him. Sonya says she interviewed the entire roster and had the authorities involved but nothing has come up. Vince says if the egg isn't on his desk by the end of the night Sonya and Pearce are gone. Sonya says they actually have a piece of security footage but it's blurry and just shows a bare chest and legs. Vince offers an award to whoever brings him the culprit, they will be offered a WWE Championship match tonight against Big E.

• Randy Orton is interviewed and says he doesn't know where Riddle is and says he should be preparing for his match with Ziggler. Riddle comes by sporting a mustache and goatee like Randy and says he was busy doing viper stuff to be more like Randy like he asked. Riddle cuts a promo like Randy, talking slowly and methodically about Ziggler and says he's gonna hit him with the three most devastating letters in sports entertainment, R K Bro. Orton shouts at him to take things seriously and this is not what he meant about being like him. Riddle tells the crew to hit Orton's music and he does Randy's entrance.

• After the opening match, Orton intercepts Roode before he can attack Riddle and hits him with the Bro Dereck.

• Backstage several superstars are tearing a room apart looking for Cleopatra's Egg. Truth thinks he found it but it turns out to be a football. Truth opens a door which turns out to be a women's bathroom and quickly runs out.

• Becky Lynch comes down to the ring. She says she's had some of the

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Champions lose too much on WWE programming. That's obvious to anyone who watches the shows, however, the actual amount of how much they lose is staggering once you look into it. I've compiled every time a reigning champion has lost in WWE in the year 2021, and shoutout to Cagematch for being a very good site to use for these types of things. Before you ask, yes, I do have a life, and no, this actually didn't take that long. Yes, I was bored while watching Raw and decided to do this instead.

I've only gone for main roster WWE, so not NXT/NXT 2.0 and NXT UK, though those shows would barely have any instances of champions losing. My criteria is that I count every instance where a champion lost in a singles match(whether it's pinfall/submission/disqualification/count-out etc.), every instance that tag team champions lost in a straight tag team match, as well as every instance where a reigning champion was pinned/made to submit in a tag team/multi-person match. So if, for example, US Champion Damian Priest was on the losing side of a six-man tag, but wasn't pinned/made to submit, I'm not gonna count it.

If the way the match ended isn't specified, that means it was either pinfall/submission. Every time that it was disqualification/count-out etc., it's specified.

The final amount I ended up on was 118. Considering you have 52 weeks in a year, you have around 52 editions of each Raw and Smackdown. That means that, on average, you have more than one instance of a champion losing per show, even if you count the PPVs. Unsurprisingly, the only championship to not have its champion lose even once throughout the whole year was the Universal Championship, and coincidentally, Roman Reigns is the strongest looking champion in the whole company. Anyway, into the list we go.

#1. WWE CHAMPIONSHIP

CHAMPION #1 - DREW MCINTYRE

1. got pinned by Sheamus in a gauntlet match

CHAMPION #2 - THE MIZ:

1. lost to Bobby Lashley by count-out

CHAMPION #3 - BOBBY LASHLEY:

1. lost to Drew McIntyre by disqualification
2. lost to Kofi Kingston
3. got pinned by Drew McIntyre in a six-man tag team match
4. lost to Xavier Woods
5. lost to Damien Priest by disqualification

CHAMPION #4 - BIG E:

1. lost to Roman Reigns in a Tripl

It really does, I swear!

Night 1

• WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal- Winner: Shayna Baszler wins Women's Battle Royal

• WWE Intercontinental Championship- Shinsuke Nakamura (c) w/Rick Boogs vs Sheamus w/Ridge Holland (Winner: New WWE Intercontinental Champion Sheamus)

• Gable Steveson Debut Match- Finn Balor vs Gable Steveson (Winner: Gable Steveson) (Gable Steveson would debut as a heel, think Kurt Angle when he first debuted)

• Smackdown Tag Team Championship- The Usos (c) vs Los Lotharios (Winners: New Smackdown Tag Team Champions Los Lotharios)

• RAW Women's Championship- Becky Lynch (c) vs Alexa Bliss (2022 Women's Royal Rumble Match winner) (Winner: New RAW Women's Champion Alexa Bliss)

• Randy Orton vs Riddle (I Quit Match)- Winner: Riddle makes Orton say I Quit (Orton would turn heel in the build up and punt Riddle in the skull and we would not see Riddle for a month which would set up this match)

• WWE Universal Championship (Triple Threat Match)- Seth Rollins (c) vs Kevin Owens vs Bobby Lashley w/MVP (Winner: New WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens; Owens gets his first World title reign since 2017; WWE Universal Championship becomes a RAW title once again for the first time since 2019)

• Rollins dethroned Reigns at the 2022 Royal Rumble PPV hence him coming into Mania as WWE Universal Champion

Night 2

• Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (Winner: Omos)

• WWE RAW Tag Team Championship- The Alpha Academy (Otis & Gable) (c) vs The Street Profits (Winners: New RAW Tag Team Champions The Street Profits)

• Big E vs John Cena (Winner: Big E; Cena puts Big E over as this further cements Big E in the main event)

• 6 Man Ladder Match (WWE United States Championship)- Damian Priest (c) vs Dolph Ziggler vs The Miz vs Apollo Crews vs Austin Theory vs Robert Roode (Winner: New WWE United States Champion Austin Theory)

• Father vs Son Career Threatening Match...if Rey Mysterio loses, he must retire- Rey Mysterio vs Dominik Mysterio (Winner: Dominik Mysterio...this match will be as emotional as Shawn Michaels/Ric Flair WrestleMania 24...Dominik retires his father and Rey gets a similar send off like Flair did on RAW the next night)

• Smackdown Women's Championship Triple Threat Match- Charlotte Flair (c) vs Sasha Banks vs Bayley (Winner: New Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks)

• Night 2 Main Event- WWE Championship (Triple Threat Match)- Brock Lesnar (c) vs Roman Reigns vs Drew McIntyre (Winner: New WWE Champion Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins beating both Ro