Robert Mulligan Puns

Per this interview from Mare of Easttown (good series!) showrunner and writer Brad Inglesby and producer Mark Roybal:

> While this is Ingelsby and Roybal’s first official collaboration, they’ve known each other for almost a decade now, dating back to Ingelsby’s script Nancy and Danny, now titled Hold on to Me. In a phone call with MovieMaker, Roybal calls that script “one of the great unmade scripts.” At one point, director James Marsh (The Theory of Everything) was attached and A-listers Robert Pattinson, Adam Driver and Carey Mulligan were all set to star.

I don't think Adam was ever officially announced in the trade papers, but Mulligan and Pattinson definitely were. Here's the plot description from The Hollywood Reporter in 2012:

> Set in a small town, the project concerns a money-hungry woman (Mulligan) whose big-city dreams failed. In order to land a high school crush, she uses a hapless man as a pawn in a get-rich-quick scheme that quickly goes wrong.
>
>Pattinson would play the crush.

The project was also described as a black comedy thriller "in the vein of To Die For."

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(Up-To-Date as of January 15, 2022)

January 7, 2022

(WIDE)

The 355 (Action/With: Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong'o, Diane Kruger, Penélope Cruz/PG-13/2 hr 4 min/Universal Pictures/d: Simon Kinberg/Wide)

(LIMITED)

See For Me (Thriller/With: Skyler Davenport, Kim Coates, Jessica Parker Kennedy, Laura Vandervoort/1 hr 32 min/IFC Films/d: Randall Okita/Limited)

January 14, 2022

(WIDE)

Scream (Horror/With: Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Marley Shelton/R/1 hr 54 min/Paramount Pictures/Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett/Wide)

(LIMITED)

Who We Are: A Chronicle of Racism In America (Documentary/With: Jesephine Bolling McCall, Gwen Carr, Tiffany Crutcher, Carolyn Payne/PG-13/1 hr 57 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/d: Emily Kunstler and Sarah Kunstler/Limited)

Belle (Animation/With Kaho Nakamura, Ryô Narita, Shôta Sometani, Tina Tamashiro/PG/2 hr 1 min/GKIDS/d: Mamoru Hosoda/Limited)

A Cops and Robbers Story (Documentary/With: Gesley Alexis, Corey Bressant, NiiAdu Clerk, Gerina Davis/1 hr 24 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Ilinca Calugareanu/Limited)

The Pink Cloud (Drama/With: Renata de Lélis, Eduardo Mendonça, Helena Becker, Girley Paes/R/1 hr 45 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Iuli Gerbase/Limited)

January 21, 2022

(WIDE)

The King’s Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)

Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)

(LIMITED)

The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)

January 26, 2022

(LIMITED)

Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)

January 28, 2022

(LIMITED)

Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli

The Devil • XV

Your Shadow Hungers

• Class: Neutral
• Type: Asset. Tarot. Basic Weakness
• Omen. Tarot.
• Cost: 3. Level: –
• Test Icons:

You cannot play assets other than The Devil • XV while it is in your hand.

If The Devil • XV is drawn in your opening hand during setup (before or after taking a mulligan), you cannot replace it. It must stay in your opening hand.

Robert Laskey

Return to the Circle Undone #15.

Hey all! Since I’ve seen a few people already post early predictions for the 2023 Oscars, I thought I’d post my research now to help the rest of you out with your own future predictions. It’s way too early to tell what films will be nominated of course, but it’s always exciting to consider which films and filmmakers will be present! I did one of these last year and almost all of this year’s Best Picture contenders were listed! Full thoughts on each film can be found at this blog post, but here are my top 40 contenders for the 2023 Academy Awards (in alphabetical order):

1. Armageddon Time, dir. James Gray, starring Anne Hathaway, Anthony Hopkins, Jeremy Strong (Focus Features)

2. Asteroid City, dir. Wes Anderson, starring Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Margot Robbie, Scarlett Johansson (TBA)

3. Babylon, dir. Damien Chazelle, starring Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Diego Calva (Paramount)

4. The Banshees of Inisherin, dir. Martin McDonagh, starring Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Barry Keoghan (Searchlight)

5. Bardo, dir. Alejandro Inarritu, starring Daniel Gimenez Cacho (TBA)

6. The Batman, dir. Matt Reeves, starring Robert Pattinson (Warner Bros.)

7. Blonde, dir. Andrew Dominik, starring Ana de Armas, Adrien Brody, Bobby Cannavale, Julianne Nicholson (Netflix)

8. Bones & All, dir. Luca Guadagnino, starring Taylor Russell, Timothée Chalamet (TBA)

9. Call Jane, dir. Phyllis Nagy, starring Elizabeth Banks, Sigourney Weaver, Kate Mara (TBA)

10. Canterbury Glass, dir. David O. Russell, starring Christian Bale, John David Washington, Margot Robbie, Rami Malek (20th Century)

11. Decision to Leave, dir. Park Chan-wook, starring Tang Wei, Park Hae-il, Go Kyung-pyo (CJ Entertainment)

12. Disappointment Blvd., dir. Ari Aster, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Nathan Lane, Amy Ryan (A24)

13. Don’t Worry Darling, dir. Olivia Wilde, starring Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Chris Pine (Warner Bros.)

14. Elvis, dir. Baz Luhrmann, starring Austin Butler, Tom Hanks, Kelvin Harrison Jr. (Warner Bros.)

15. Emancipation, dir. Antoine Fuqua, starring Will Smith (Apple)

16. Empire of Light, dir. Sam Mendes, starring Olivia Colman, Colin Firth (Searchlight)

17. The Fabelmans, dir. Steven Spielberg, starring Paul Dano, Michelle

Ill give my 10 best, not in any order

1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OVvQss51Lc Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Saunders and Cher - The Graham Norton Show - S14E01

2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gTvIaJHbU The Graham Norton Show 14x01 Harrison Ford, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jack Whitehall and James Blunt

3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s21Z8wjWeQM The Graham Norton Show S12E16 - Mark Wahlberg, Sarah Silverman, Michael Fassbender, Laura Mvula

4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgenV82wLY The Graham Norton Show S10E08 Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr., Alesha Dixon, Rebecca Ferguson

4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78K5nKdmHHI The Graham Norton Show S21E12 Judi Dench Steve Carell Kristen Wiig Jamie Foxx 720p

5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Iq6VpcZ0c The Graham Norton Show S24E07 Michael Buble, Ian McKellen, Carey Mulligan, Taron Egerton

6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCQ9vmrO-s The Graham Norton Show - 30.11.12 Joan Rivers, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Clarkson & James May

7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFy5JrJbvc The Graham Norton Show-Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Hugh Bonneville

8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdVJb8D0eT8 Graham Norton - 29/9/17 - Harrison Ford, Ryan Gosling, Margot Robbie & Reese Witherspoon

9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLAT00mANGI The Graham Norton Show S25E06 - Will Smith, Naomi Scott, Octavia Spencer, Kevin Hart and Shakespears

10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3yxTurmB9k The Graham Norton Show S11E03 Matt LeBlanc, Zac Efron, Lee Mack, Marina and the Diamonds

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

So, I've always wanted to create my own Tarot Deck, but I could never figure out a theme that didn't already have its own deck or something like it. But then, after binging most of D20, I realized I could make one for this! I'm only working through ideas for the major Tarot at this point, but I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions! Oh, and I haven't seen Crown of Candy, Tiny Heist, or all of Mice & Murder/ Shriek Week

The Fool - Fabian Aramaris Seacaster

The Magician - Pete Conlan

The High Priestess - Kristen Applebees

The Empress - Zelda Donovan

The Emperor - Gorgug Thislespring

The Heirophant - Jawbone

The Lovers - Kristen and Tracker

The Chariot - The Hangman (Making him The Hanged Man felt too obvious)

Strength - Sophia Lee

The Hermit - Kugrash

Wheel Of Fortune - Ally Beardsly

Justice - Riz Gukgak

The Hanged Man - Evan Kelmp

Death - Robert Moses

Temperance - Kingston Brown

The Devil - Fig

The Tower - Null

The Star - Misty Moore (Not sure about this one)

The Moon -

The Sun -

Judgment -

The World - Brennan Lee Mulligan

Also, Three of Swords - Cody 'Night Angel' Walsh

EDIT - Thank you everyone for your suggestions, I loved them all, but I've made my decisions! A special thanks to u/Imakefoodforyou because The Moon is Cody Night Angel Walsh and the Sun is Ricky Matsui!

As for Judgement, I realized it's only fitting for that card to go to The Box of Doom

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

1. Weekly Matches: This past week we got Spectacular VI! Shazam! (The Quirky Mercs) defended the Teams belts against King Arthur (The Finstock Exchange,) Thomas Harper (The Den) defended the SW belt against Nicki Dimalanta (The Usual Suspects,) Mike Kalinowski (Korruption) defended the IG belt against Robert Parker (The Dungeon) in Sudden Death, Dan Murrell (The Dungeon) beat John Rocha (The Finstock Exchange) via TKO in Singles, and Marisol McKee (Korruption) defended the Singles belt against Griffy Newms (The Finstock Exchange.) Paul Oyama did not use the cash-in. It is currently not known when the Spectacular matches will air to the public.

2. Final Faction Standings: The final standings are as follows: Korruption (faction title winner,) The Finstock Exchange, The Quirky Mercs, The Dungeon, The Usual Suspects, The Den, The Stars, and SWAG. The Top 5 Point-Scorers of Season 8 are as follows: Mike Kalinowski, Marisol McKee, Thomas Harper, William Bibbiani, and Griffy Newms.

3. Cut-Scenes: Kate Mulligan dumped all members of The Den save Thomas Harper and Saul. Shannon Barney dumped Eliot Dewberry, at which point Dewberry and Josh Macuga reformed the Wildberries, who will be active next season as a team (they will not be part of a faction.) Season 9 will be known as "Reboot." Kevin Smets announced his return and will be playing Chandru Dhandapani, who recently got kicked from SWAG, next season (it is unclear if this will be related to a title shot.) Harloff teased new Patreon tiers (but did not give specifics.)

4. Season 9 News: During the Spectacular Backstage Preview, Harloff dropped some news about next season. SW matches will likely not be digital next season (as was previously announced) and will instead take place in-person when competitors are in LA (or during events like Celebration.) As such, expect less SW matches next season. Next season, Teams matches will air on Tuesday while individual (usually Singles, sometimes IG/SW) matches will air on Friday. There will also be 2 PPVs per month. The Schmoedown Awards will take place in January. There will be some "big names" in the FCL next season. Harloff also said that whiteboard use will not be allowed during Round 2 (or presumably during the Final Round) next season. There is also some suspicion that the ability to pick wheel slices will not be present next season (this has not been confirmed.)

5. Schmoedown Prediction Contest: Congrats to u/ASG_82 for winning our Spec

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

I won't be doing that today!