Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."

But that's just generally speaking.

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What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?

Exact Lee.

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While having a conversation with friends.

S: "You generally don't want to do that"

Me: "What does Robert E. Lee have to do with this?"

Scene cuts to friends with looks of a mix between amazement and pain. Scene fades to black as friends let out "OHHHHHHH!"'s, "Nice...", "Clever..." and face palms.

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