Robert Day Puns

A list of puns related to "Robert Day"

I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:

"No Siri Bob"

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👤︎ u/BazzyTheLemon
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Doesn’t matter if you’re black; white; old; young; rich; poor; thin; fat. At the end of the day

It’s night

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👤︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
📅︎ Apr 02 2022
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Meatloaf passed on today.

His funeral is set at 350 for about an hour.

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👤︎ u/I_Bang_Grannies
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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Heard a dad joke at Bonnaroo Music Festival

Was at the Kanye (Yeezus) performance this weekend and he kept doing this thing where he would start playing a song then cut it off about five seconds in and rant about something. The third time this happened a guy behind me yelled "More like Teezus, am i right?"

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👤︎ u/Throat_Bruiser
📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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