This is an old post I made back in December 2019. But with this weeks "new" "content" I figured it was worth a repost.
James tries to brag about his muh Robbie Rist and Mike couldn't care less.
https://youtu.be/gs7Yae0grVk?t=483
Mike: Why didn't they use the cartoon voices in the live action TMNT movie?
James: Well if you stop to think about that yeah. When they went to live action movies but still I associate...
Mike: Ah Kirby!
James: I associate the voice of Robbie Rist....
Mike: I just have to see this. Kirby just sucked in Krang I wanna see whats gonna happen. Oh Kirby went into Krang's thing that's perfect!
James: That is great.
Mike: Oh shit!
James: Anyways I'm just saying ya know Robbie Rist. WHO I USED IN THE NERD MOVIE AS UH THE ALIEN. Like I feel like there is a live action ya know voice and there is an animated voice.
Mike: Are you seeing this!?
James: I am.
I find it pretty hilarious how Mike seems to be purposely ignoring him because he doesn't want to hear about Robbie Rist and that shitty AVGN movie for the millionth time. Also James response doesn't make a damn bit of sense. Mike asks why they used different voice actors for the live action movie instead of using the voices from the cartoon. Then James goes on about Robbie Rist and how he associates him with the Turtles. No shit dumbass because he did the voice in the movie! The question was why used somebody like Robbie Rist when they already had the voice actors from the cartoon? James heard Ninja Turtle voice actors and had to talk about how Robbie Rist was in the AVGN movie. The funny thing is he was so excited to talk him voicing his shitty alien character that he didn't even mention that he voiced Michelangelo. If you didn't already know who Robbie Rist was you'd have no idea what the fool was even talking about!
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
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Do your worst!
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We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
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He lost May
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Gender is fluid.
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Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
https://youtu.be/gs7Yae0grVk?t=483
Mike: Why didn't they use the cartoon voices in the live action TMNT movie?
James: Well if you stop to think about that yeah. When they went to live action movies but still I associate...
Mike: Ah Kirby!
James: I associate the voice of Robbie Rist....
Mike: I just have to see this. Kirby just sucked in Krang I wanna see whats gonna happen. Oh Kirby went into Krang's thing that's perfect!
James: That is great.
Mike: Oh shit!
James: Anyways I'm just saying ya know Robbie Rist. WHO I USED IN THE NERD MOVIE AS UH THE ALIEN. Like I feel like there is a live action ya know voice and there is an animated voice.
Mike: Are you seeing this!?
James: I am.
I had this playing in the background yesterday and thought this part was hilarious. His answer to Mike's question made no sense. He brings up Robbie Rist and doesn't even mention he was the voice of Michelangelo and then says "there is a live action voice and an animated voice" No shit dumbass! The question was why have a different voice for the live action version? Of course you associate those voices with the live action TMNT because that movie is almost 30 years old and you grew up with it. But why bring up Robbie Rist and then not even mention he voiced Michelangelo? Why not say that he associates the voice of Corey Feldman with the TMNT since he voiced Donatello. He of course only mentioned Robbie Rist so he could try to brag about how he had him voice that terrible alien character in the AVGN movie. It is funny he doesn't mention he voiced Michelangelo but makes sure he mentions he voiced a character in the AVGN movie.
If you didn't know who Robbie Rist was you'd have no idea what James was even talking about.
"Yeah I associate the voice of Robbie Rist. Ya know Robbie Rist who I used in the nerd movie as the alien. There is a live action voice and an animated voice"
I love how Mike really starts interrupting him and makes it obvious he is paying no attention to James as soon as he starts to mention Robbie Rist. Like Mike knew exactly where the conversation was going and wanted to make it clear that nobody gives a shit. As soon as James said Robbie Rist Mike was probably thinking "You gotta be fucking kidding me! James is going to try and brag for the 100th time that Robbie Rist was in his shitty ass failure of a movie" Whoopdeedo James you paid a voice actor to voice a character. He was in your shitty mov
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