A list of puns related to "Rob Childress"
This post is a part of of a three parter
It's a followup of the post below about the origin, rise and fall of the Carcosa cult.
The last part will be about the Yellow King.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDetective/comments/rvi08o/3_parts_the_story_of_the_carcosa_cult_and_the/ EDIT Part 3 "the Yellow king " is up
To fully understand this post, I really recommend to read the first post as it's hard to understand the MO of the third generation/ the meaning of those incidents without having the background of the second generation.
1.THE THIRD GENERATION KICKS RECKLESSLY INTO ACTION 1992-1994
As explained in the previous post, the third generation is a very different breed from Sam Tuttle and his sons/the second generation. As a result of the abuse/early exposure to the Cult, they have grown into low-functioning sociopaths with limited social reach, limited impulse control and they actually believe in the Cult. Therefore their MO is very different.
*1992 the Rianne Oliver murder (episode 3)
3 years ago, a flood in Abbeville, they pulled this girl out of the river. (Rust (-episode 3)
She had a boyfriend you know about, a man? Eh, she took up with that Ledoux fella... older boy, shit family... (Rianne Oliver grand-father episode 3)
Errol childress along with reggie ledoux and dewall ledoux do their first private murder on Rianne Oliver ( Reggie ledoux girlfriend)
It's a fact Light of the Way shutdowns in 92 . It's most likely that most of Wellspring program and by extension the organized cult is shutdown by then. Billy Tuttle in episode 6 specifically mentions the Wellspring initiative shut down as a whole in the early 90's.
So the third generation group, who had previously access to the cult and have fully bought into the dogma and are very mentally disturbed (drugs,tortured as kid,.) , is now without easy access to victims and have to find their own way of satiating their pulsions - their MO is very different : they have little social reach so they target personal acquaintances that they drug with LSD-meth and/or act impulsively on sudden opportunities.
That's why they target Rianne Oliver : as Regg
... keep reading on reddit β‘In my sophomore season, the Lions finished 11-5.
The season ended in the divisional round - a 28-31 double overtime loss to the Bucs.
The Bucsβ notable additions of Ray Lewis, Michael Turner, and rookie QB Ricky Holton outlasted the Lions in OT despite Detroit holding on for almost 20 minutes.
I know this mediocre, flaming dumpster fire of an organization is a popular choice for some, so maybe we can compare & contrast.
(hopefully, i will stick with this team for a long while. i have a thing for starting new franchises after a week)
PLAYCALLING
Offense: A created take on Sanders Army Run with an emphasis on play action.
Defense: Another user playbook based off of Mike Zimmerβs 4-3. No real emphasis here outside of having versatility. (Zone blitz, man coverage, some cover 2, etc.)
KEY PLAYERS LEAVING
Brandon Jacobs:
In our running back room of rookie Ozzie Jones, Xavier Omon, and Carl Stewart, it was Brandon Jacobs that made the difference this season.
The 6β4 bulldozing back was on my radar in free agency, but he wanted a 6 year contract, which deterred myself and the league from signing him.
Instead, luckily, he was signed for a 1 year, $1 million dollar contract in the midst of preseason.
Adding Jacobs as a third down back and occasional 1st/2nd down runner made our run game prone to at least 100 (sometimes 150) rushing yards weekly.
This feat couldβve probably been attained with just Jones, Omon, and Stewart, but Jacobs elevated the possibilities into dominance.
Jacobs will most likely sign elsewhere this off-season, but his value to the offense canβt be understated. Once inside the 10 yard line, the field could become his playground, practically throwing himself into the end zone.
Calais Campbell:
Campbell is the only player where if I draft him, I feel like I am cheating the game.
He is indescribably dominant as our left end. He finished this season with 16 sacks.
With three years left on his rookie contract, he is sitting at a coach approval rating of 0.
This may have something to do with my Anchor personality, and although he will be here for at least the next three seasons, the team has to brace for a future without him.
Jon Kitna:
Yes, Jon Kitna.
The now-36 year old longtime Bengals QB is preparing for retirement.
He finished his career with a nearly unexpected storybook ending: Battling for Pro Bowl votes and mere minutes away from going to the NFC championship
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
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