people are speaking mandarin? Wonder if this was a conscious choice or what.
Repost:
PARA SA KAALAMAN NG LAHAT NG KABATAANG HINDI INABOT ANG MARCOS REGIME AT MALI ANG PANINIWALA SA KUWENTONG KUTSERO.
ITO ANG TOTOO .
ANG TANONG , ANO MGA NAGAWA NILA SA KANILANG PAG UPO SA MALACAΓANG?
Basahin po:
"President Ferdinand Marcos declares Martial Law. First Lady Imelda Marcos stand behind him Did You know That Martial Law Made all of This.
-Manila International Airport NAIA
-LRT-1
-Heart Center of the Philippines
-Kidney Center
-Nayong Filipino
-Bataan Nuclear Power Plant
-Coconut Palace
-PICC
-Philippines Lung Center
-Film Center
-Golden Mosque for Muslims
-Folks Arts Teatre
-SLEX and NLEX (1st in Southeast Asia)
San Juanico Bridge
- The manila Planetarium
-calauit safari farm palawan
-MTRCB,
-NEDA,
-PDIC,
-PGH
-Children hospital
-Defense Self-Reliant rocket launchers
-AFP modernization
- war planes 35 F8-crusaders
- 37 f-5 jets
- OV-10 bronco
-Sta Barbara 1st rocket P.H
-Blue diamond 1st JET team fighter P.H
-No.1 exporter of Rice and Sugar in the world
-Drugs are not rampant and drinking alcohol on the side of the roads is prohibited
-No Foreigners to Buy Real Estate in Philippines
The only president that does not make use of a cheat sheet When giving a speech here and abroad
- Amlan Municipal High School was established 1972
- Amparo High School was established in 1979
- Aplaya National High School was established 1969
- Balayan National High School (BNHS) established 1985
- Balibago National High School established 1970
- Bayugan National Comprehensive
High School established 1980 - Buenavista National High School established 1972
Dalupaon National High School established 1972 - Don Emilio Macias Memorial National
High School established 1982 - Dona Francisca Lacsamana de Ortega Memorial
National High School established 1972 - Dr. Juan G. Nolasco High School established 1966
- Eastern Samar National Comprehensive
High School established 1969 - Francisco P. Felix Memorial National High School
(FPFMNHS) established 1973 - Gen. T. de Leon National High School establsihed 1969
- Ismael Mathay, Sr. High School, formerly called
the GSIS Village High School established 1971 - Jose Borromeo Legaspi Memorial National
High School established 1981 - Kaong National High School 1974
- Lawang Bato National High School established 1967
- Liloy National High School establ
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
#Pacific Defense Initiative: Allied Command Pacific ##Operation Schwarzenegger ^Tunes
In the years leading up to the Pacific, China's amphibious assault on the Philipines seemed inevitable. Our worst fears are realized as the Chinese Armada bears south into the South China Sea. PDI Forces already on high Alert are scrambled to defend Filipino airspace. The 6 Iron Dome Mk2 Systems will swing into action, protecting critical installations and cities.
#Defending Californian Airspace All that stands between the Philipines and the Chinese Aerial Hordes are 96 F-15EX (Why???), 6 Iron Dome MK2, 32 S-400s, 4 Sky Sabre, 2 Type 03 ChΕ«-SAM, and 18 SPYDER-ER. With the bulk of the F-15EX fleet already in the air, the remaining 48 will be scrambled upon detection of the incoming Chinese Force by the myriad of Air Defense Radars. Filipino Air Defenses are centered around turning Luzon into a fortress; the bulk of the Iron Dome Mk2 force are concentrated around Luzon to defend airfields and cities. The Remaining 2 Iron Dome Mk2 are deployed to protect Visayas and Mindanao Airfields. The 4 S-400 Battalions are also deployed on Luzon and the 4 Sky Sabre SAMs, 2 Type 03 ChΕ«-SAM. The F-15EXs will begin operations under dense SAM Coverage and not operate outside it as they defend Filipino Airspace. Due to the Airfields on Luzon being clustered into a relatively small area, Air Defences will easily defend a smaller battlespace while still being dispersed. Luzon will be a fortress at the very least long enough for reinforcements from Guam to arrive. Therefore, 72 F-15EXs will operate around Luzon, while the remaining 24 protect Visayas and Mindanao. The F-15EXs will intercept incoming Chinese Aircraft and provide limited CAS Support. T-50 Golden Eagles, EMB 314 Super Tucano, and OV-10 Broncos will provide dedicated Close Air support. Simultaneously 84 F-40s will be sent from Guam refueling from Tankers to reinforce the airzone along with AWAC Support. F-40s will operate out of surviving Filipino Airfields in conjunction with surviving Air Assets. The F-40s will most likely have to fight their way into the Air Defense Bubble and be prepa
... keep reading on reddit β‘Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
It was about a weak back.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
-
Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
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