URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
I glanced up, called my daughter over to the computer and said, "Hey, you like jokes right? Come here and check this one out!"
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"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
Ladies and gentlemen, a classic pun right here
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?
Fission chips.
Two friends are out shopping. One says, “Man there are ALOT of extra small clothes here...” and the other says “I know right, there’s an XS!” (excess)
I just came up w it today and I’m proud of it ok bye
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
Son drawing a map: "Mom, you and I are right here!" Points at map
Dad: you better add me on there, you'll need a Legend ;)
Can anyone here help me? I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask for help. My son asked me to make him a paper airplane.
I tried all the magic I know but he's still just a boy.
