Richard Weller Puns

Which artists in a band are gonna end up having big successful solo careers you think the way that Paul Weller did from The Jam or Halwey from Longpigs? I know it's often hard to predict in general though it looks like Miles Kane formerly of The Rascals is already there as one example

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Hello, FGers. The weekly thread is here. I liked the response last week. Here is hoping this week is similar if not better.

This was in store for me in the last fortnight. Twelve in all, six in each week :

I Love You to Death (1990, Lawrence Kasdan) :

I loved this film. It is now my second favourite Kasdan film after Body Heat. It is about a typical Italian-American womanizer whose wife comes to know about his shenanigans and decides to kill him - but even after multiple attempts, he refuses to die. All the actors have done well, especially Joan Plowright and William Hurt are both amazing. I had not imagined that Hurt could be so funny but he makes the character of a stoner look so realistic and effortless.

9/10

The Forgotten (2004, Joseph Ruben) :

The plot of this film is like Bunny Lake Is Missing meets Dark City. It starts out as a psychological thriller about a possibly mentally ill woman but after half an hour turns into a chase movie and ends with a laughable motivation behind a mass disappearance. I did not dislike it: it had catchy visual look to it, Julianne Moore's acting is commendable and it had its share of shock moments to keep me interested. Just don't expect the final product to be anything groundbreaking.

5/10

The Presidio (1988, Peter Hyams) :

By 1988, the buddy cop sub-genre had been mined dry. The Presidio does nothing to breathe new life into it. The murder investigation plot is quite thin and poorly written, so in order to beef up the film's length, they add another subplot about Connery's daughter Meg Ryan getting romantically interested in Mark Harmon. This subplot is also equally thin as the other one. I am rating it as high as 4 simply because of Connery's and Jack Warden's acting performances. This material is way beneath the talents of either of them.

4/10

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It's a tie between Weller, Eden, and Kinnaman. Weller originated the role, is a fantastic actor, and he just played oh so well. Burke was an acceptable recast in the third film, but he wasn't memorable. Though the TV show hasn't held up over the years and pales in comparison to other 90's sci-fi shows, it at least had Richard Eden. He did a good job as Robo, and nailed it as the sad and lonely Alex Murphy. Finally, we come to Kinnaman. I feel like he had a more realistic reaction to becoming more machine than man. He also gave a great performance with great emotional range.

Really, I guess it's a tie between Weller and Kinnaman. For me, Weller gets my vote, mostly because the original film was better than the remake.

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Here are some songs you may like: • Kasabian - Club Foot • Ocean Colour Scene - The Circle • John Lennon - Imagine • The Beatles - Something • The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps • George Harrison - My Sweet Lord • The Jam - That’s Entertainment • Andrew Cushin - Where’s My Family Gone • The Stone Roses - Sally Cinnamon • The Stone Roses - Waterfall • The Crooks - She Walks Alone • Travis - Driftwood • Coldplay - The Scientist • Coldplay - Amsterdam • Travis - Writing to Reach You • Kula Shaker - Hey Dude • Paul Weller - Wild Wood • Shed Seven - Chasing Rainbows • Blur - Coffee & TV • The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony • The Verve - Lucky Man • The Verve - The Drug’s Don’t Work • Supergrass - Richard III • Supergrass - Alright • Supergrass - Sun Hits The Sky • Supergrass - Moving • The Real People - Feel The Pain • Jet - Look What I’ve Done • Jet - Cold Hard Bitch • Jet - Sgt. Major • The Smiths - Panic • The Kooks - Naive • James Hargreaves - Sometime Tomorrow • James Hargreaves - Sitting On A Rooftop • Kombat - Again & Again • Kombat - Getting Better • Kombat - Take It or Leave It • Kombat - Alright • The Fratellis - Whistle For The Choir • Arctic Monkeys - Mardy Bum • Arctic Monkeys - Do Me A Favour • Arctic Monkeys - Baby I’m Yours • Jake Bugg - Two Fingers • Jake Bugg - Slumville Sunrise • Jake Bugg - Kingpin • Ben Howard - Only Love • The Smiths - Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want • T-Rex - Get It On • Primal Scream - Damaged • Coldplay - A Rush of Blood To The Head

Also feel free to check out these artists’ other music if you want, just use this playlist as an intro into some bands that fans of Oasis may like. Link to a Spotify playlist with all these songs on

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

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There hasn't been a single post this year!

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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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