Richard Warren Sears Puns

A list of puns related to "Richard Warren Sears"

"Hello. This is my friend Warren Buffett."

And my name is Peter Lunch.

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👤︎ u/readingmiller
📅︎ May 29 2021
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Did you hear about the anti-abortion potato named Richard?

They call him Dick tater for life.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ May 06 2021
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Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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👤︎ u/Invalleria
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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my friend richard bought a new house today

if you ask me its kinda a dick move

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👤︎ u/epicgamer927
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.

This is a Re-Post Malone joke.

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👤︎ u/iMakeCrap
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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How do you get 'Dick' from Richard?

You ask nicely

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👤︎ u/multiplefroggs
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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My favorite song is called “Anvil”.

It’s in the key of B-Flat

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👤︎ u/MajicMan101
📅︎ Jun 20 2021
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Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..

You can call me Limp Dick

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👤︎ u/ATalkingDoubleBarrel
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Richard Osman with an absolute peach imgur.com/esZMaHi
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👤︎ u/VisualShock1991
📅︎ May 20 2020
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A rabbit gang leader has gone into hiding underground...

There's a warren out for his arrest!

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👤︎ u/_GooseUW_
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

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👤︎ u/Yankeefan00
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What did Richard say to his friend Ted?

I'm addicted.

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👤︎ u/sergeantsexxy
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What is Richard Simmons doing in my house?

I didn't in-vitamin.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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👤︎ u/epitomizer1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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My wife says during an argument, “you are so petty!”

She still won’t tell me if she meant Richard or Tom.

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👤︎ u/zenmisfit
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do you call awesome guys named Richard?

Fabrics

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👤︎ u/MadLoathe
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor

This way the people can elect Ricity.

The campaign would be "Elect Rick".

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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I went to this restaurant called Warren one time in college

It really was a terrible buffet

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👤︎ u/EnlightendOne
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Warren Buffet
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👤︎ u/turkishturtles
📅︎ May 04 2020
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For Frick sakes Richard
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👤︎ u/please_be-gentle
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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How do we know Richard Pryor wasn’t a virgin birth?

His mom had Dick Pryor.

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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I caught my friend Richard hitting on my wife.

It was a real Dick move.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Richard Plier
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👤︎ u/loosecashews
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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How do you get Dick from Richard, anyway? (You ask him nicely, that's how.)
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👤︎ u/PG4044
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I once knew a guy named Richard Richards.

He was at least two times more of a Dick than anyone else I know.

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👤︎ u/Zaine_Raye
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I helped my friend Richard relocate

He said it was a Dick move

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👤︎ u/Warriorcatv2
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Complaining about someone to Richard

That guy sucks Dick!

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👤︎ u/This_account_is_dyin
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a huge falling out because Mick wouldn't stop speaking in broken Spanish?

When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"

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👤︎ u/mr_robototoro
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11
📅︎ May 06 2020
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To be honest I don’t like cocaine

I just like the smell of it

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👤︎ u/rubNTugInc
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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I don't think Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond know what they're doing...

But James May

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👤︎ u/Propane13
📅︎ Jan 02 2017
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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How do you say, "Richard and Robert retrieved a rabbit" without pronouncing the "r's?"

Dick and Bob caught a bunny.

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👤︎ u/Amoreena23
📅︎ May 27 2016
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Picture Perfect Puns

Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts

Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)

Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.

Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics

Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics

Leaky faucet: drip pics

X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics

X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)

X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics

X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics

Legal command: Writ pics

Pictures of twigs: Stick pics

A Christmas Story scene: lick pics

Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics

Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)

Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.

Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.

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👤︎ u/AndySkibba
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What kind of cheese is always telling Richard what to do?

Ricotta

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👤︎ u/beetlebath
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I just found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.

His real name is William New Year’s Eve.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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What Do You Call A Communist Potatoe Named Richard

A Dick Tater...

I'll see myself out

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👤︎ u/CameForTheLurking
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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How do you get “Dick” from Richard?

Buy him dinner first!

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👤︎ u/becarefulprincess
📅︎ May 16 2020
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How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ May 15 2019
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