Richard Kiley Puns

did anyone else notice the voice in the park management video? richard kiley has been dead for quite some time, but the voice that they did use was a definite nod. i hope that that person provides the voice for the tour narration, especially if there is a legacy mode.

This is one of my favorite episodes, along with Any Old Port in a Storm and Forgotten Lady.

Columbo is in top form as he takes down his own boss, the police commissioner.

Special mention goes to Columbo regular Val Avery as Marty Jessup, the small time crook that the commissioner tries to set up. (“I don’t even live here!”)

Great television from the 1970’s.

I don't want to get my hopes up too much, but how awesome would it be if Frontier had a voice actor imitate Richard Kiley for the audio tour guide in the DLC? I'm wondering if the announcer's audio for new attractions/dinosaurs will also be tweaked to fit the '93 aesthetic.

From FanGraphs' 2019 Top 50 Free Agents article: https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/2019-top-50-free-agents/

#30: Garrett Richards, SP, 31

Kiley’s Long Take
Richards is the guy outside of the top 25 who’s most interesting to me. Richards is following in the footsteps of Nathan Eovaldi, where a team will pay for one year of rehab Tommy John rehab, get a second year where he’ll pitch and, given Eovaldi’s success, likely throw in a club option for a third year in case he’s really good in year two. Richards is also a spin-rate fastball/curveball dynamo in the mold of Lance McCullers, but also a scouting favorite due to his insane stuff/upside, and he won’t require a huge guarantee, so every sort of team will have some level of interest.

It would be reasonable to pay about $10-12 million guaranteed on a two-year deal (with incentives) to get the one healthy year on the mound, particularly for non-contending clubs looking to turn 2019 payroll into potential 2020 trade value (normally manifested in veteran relievers who have increased value to contenders at the trade deadline). That said, there’s likely to be lots of interest at that number, so guaranteeing more money to get a third-year club option with a solid buyout (or guaranteeing a third year) will be the price. The 2+1 option seems most likely, at around $15 million guaranteed with potential to turn into a three-year deal worth $25-30 million. If the right number doesn’t materialize for whatever reason, Richards could pay for his own rehab and hit the market again at full health, possibly due for an Eovaldi-level contract, depending on how much he can show teams.

Player Notes
Here’s a brief review of Richards’ injury history: knee surgery in 2014, torn UCL in 2016 (PRP injection and rehab, no Tommy John), a biceps nerve issue in 2017, strained hamstring and torn UCL in 2018 (diagnosed in July). He won’t be back until 2020 due to the timing of that final injury, so whatever team signs Richards is doing so with patience. When healthy, he has some of the planet’s nastiest stuff, with each pitch in his repertoire exhibiting rare velocity/spin combinations. He’s a high-risk, high-reward flier. – Eric Longenhagen

Anyone else wish they said "David Attenborough" instead?

[Richard Kiley's IMDB]( https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453006/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1 )

lines from the book:

Ed Regis smiled blandly and pushed a button. "We'll just begin the show, shall we?" They heard a fanfare of trumpets, and the interior screens flashed WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK. A sonorous voice said, "Welcome to Jurassic Park. You are now entering the lost world of the prehistoric past, a world of mighty creatures long gone from the face of the earth, which you are privileged to see for the first time."

"That's Richard Kiley," Ed Regis said. "We spared no expense."

I hope you can help me reddit. I used to listen to these records as a child and I loved them. Sadly, they became lost over the years and I have only been able to find bits of them here or there but never the complete audio files.

They were initially published in 1966 and are the audio versions of the book by the same name by Bernard Evslin.

Here's an audio file of one of the stories that I managed to find on youtube.

http://youtu.be/huHXDX0X7I8

Shipping should work out to around 6$ for most USA locations, flat rate to Canada (around 8$)

Condition is Record/ Jacket, EX=excellent (a touch under near mint, maybe a few light creases/hairlines, plays flawlessly) Happy to answer any inquiries or send pictures, just send me a message.

New & Sealed

Art Blakey And The Jazz Messengers – The Witch Doctor (2021 USA, Blue Note Tone Poet Series B0032875-01) Sealed: 35$

David Bowie ‎– ChangesTwoBowie (2018 Europe, Parlophone 0190295740542) Sealed: 30$

The Doors ‎– Weird Scenes Inside The Gold Mine (2020 Europe, Elektra R1 6001) Sealed: 32$

Jungle ‎– Loving In Stereo (2021, Caiola Records CAI001LPTO) Sealed: 18$

The Killers ‎– Pressure Machine (2021 USA & Europe, Island Records 00602438291755) Sealed: 32$

Vijay Iyer, Linda May Han Oh, Tyshawn Sorey ‎– Uneasy (2021 Germany, 2x LP, ECM Records ECM 2692) Sealed: 42$

Jazz (Japanese Pressings/OBI)

The Jacobs Brothers – In Jazz (2006 Japan, Remastered 180g, Mono, Limited Edition, Fontana UCJU-9054) Complete with OBI and insert NM/NM: 40$

James Moody And His Modernists With Chano Pozo – James Moody And His Modernists (1991 Japan, Mono, Limited Edition Blue Note Original 5000 Series Collection, Modern Jazz Series, Blue Note BN 0004) Complete with OBI and Insert NM/NM: 50$

John Simon ‎– Journey (1977 Japan, Warner Bros. Records P-7607W ロック名盤復活シリーズ series) OBI and Inserts included NM/VG+: 28$

Midnight Sun Pops Orchestra ‎– Mood In Sax 1 (1969 Japan, Red Translucent Vinyl, Mood Music Library Series No. 1, Gatefold, Sun SKS-001,) OBI included NM/VG+: 28$

Nat King Cole ‎– The Immortal Nat King Cole 1992 (1992 Japan, Mono, The Supreme Collection Of Savoy Series #10, Savoy Records COJY-9021) Complete with OBI and Insert NM/NM: 50$

Jazz/Big Band

All Star Swing Band – Swing Fever (1982, CBS Direct CDM1-039) VG+/VG+: 8$

Ballroom Orchestra ‎– In The Medley Mood (1981, Disques Star Records ST-1940) VG/VG: 2$

Bruce Rowland ‎– The Piano Artistry Of Bruce Rowland (1979, Boot Records, BOS 7200) NM/EX: 30$

Claude Léveillée, André Gagnon ‎– Léveillée-Gagnon (Columbia FS-631) VG+/VG+ : 8$

Fausto Papetti ‎– The Singing Saxophone Of Fausto Papetti (London Records EB. 34) VG/G+: 5$

The George Shearing Quintet And Orchestra ‎– White Satin (1960, Capitol Records ST 1334) VG+/G: 10$

Glenn Miller And His Orchestra ‎– The Authentic Sound

Is there any way to make the Richard Kiley Impersonator louder?? I can hardly hear him when in the Tour cars......seemed like they spared expense on the in car speakers 🤣

Big Brother 3

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I'm doing a full rewatch of Deep Space Nine, normally I just watch my favorite episodes but it has been a while since I've seen them all. As the title suggests I just got to Second Sight and for the most part its a pretty forgettable episode. Sisko falls in love with a woman who doesn't exist. Somehow normal Trek ground, usually leading to some below average episodes.

BUT! A couple days ago I praised a one off character (From S1's Dax) and I'm going to do the same here. The famous scientist/artist/terraformer Gideon Seyetik, played by the late Richard Kiley, is a self absorbed, self described egomaniac, and is a blast to watch. I've never enjoyed a character that only talks about themselves and their accomplishments, but he manages to be endearing. (Spoiler alert ahead, if you want to go watch the episode)

Even when he commits a selfless sacrifice at the end he manages to ramble on about his own greatness and how this is his crowning moment. Its somehow jovial, yet doesn't detract from the gravity of his action.

I love all Star Trek, but Deep Space Nine's character writing is a step above.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

I was working on a list of children lost while still in treatment, juvenile facilities, and programs. This is not a full list by far. It's over 300+ children who were gone too soon. I felt it was important to share on here because even if they didn't get press coverage, their lives mattered and their names should be remembered somewhere.

Edit: Added the year they passed and their age to the end

· Aaron Albert Grey - Alberta Children’s Group Home - Died while trying to escape - 2001 - 16

· Aaron Bacon - North Star Expeditions - Medical - Perforated Ulcer and Peritonitis - 1994 - 16

· Aaron Paul Leafe - Ivy Cottage Children's Home - Suicide - 2017 - 15

· Adam Rickwood - Hassockfield Secure Training Centre - Beating - 2004 - 14

· Adora Grae Stout - Buffalo Mountain Camp - Medical - 2000 - 17

· Alain Garcia - Missouri Military Academy - Gunshot Wound - 2004 - ?

· Alec Sanford Lansing - Trails Carolina - Died while trying to escape - 2014 - 17

· Alex Cullinane - Back to Basics Christian Military Academy - Medical - 2006 - 13

· Alex Harris - Hope Youth Ranch - Negligent Homicide - 2005 - 12

· Alex Kelly - HMYOI Cookham Wood - Suicide - 2012 - 15

· Alexander Sanchez - United Living Care Home - Beating - 2019 - 18

· Alexis Evette Richie - SSM DePaul Health Center - Restraint - 2009 - 16

· Amari Boone - ACH Child and Family Services - Abuse - 2021 - 3

· Amaya Stethers - Hutchings Psychiatric Center - Medical Neglect - 2017 - 14

· Amy Owen - Ottawa Group Home - Suicide - 2017 - 13

· Andre Sheffield - Melbourne Center for Personal Growth - Medical - 2015 - 14

· Andrea Swenson - Attachment Center at Evergreen - Death by Attachment Therapy - 1990 - 13

· Andrew Batey - Low Newton Remand Centre - Suicide - 1994 - 17

· Andrew McClain - Elmcrest Psychiatric Hospital - Restraint - 1998 - 11

· Andrew Potter - Devereux Cleo Wallace - Died while trying to escape - 2018 - 15

· Angela Miller - Echo Glen Children’s Center - Suicide - 2001 - 17

· Angellika Arndt - Northwest Counseling & Guidance Clinic - Restraint - 2006 - 7

· Anthony Dumas - Lutheran Ministries of Florida Inc - Suicide - 2000 - 15

· Anthony Green - Brookhaven Youth Ranch - Restraint - 1991 - 15

· Anthony Haynes - America’s Buffalo Soldiers - Heat Stroke - 2001 - 14

· Anthony Parker - The One Way Farm - Fight - 2012 - 16

· Anthony Redding - Brinsford Young Offenders' Institution - Suicide - 2001 - 16

· Ashley Shaddox - Echo Glen Children’s Center - Suicide - 1998 - 14

· Ashlie

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

He’s the new temp.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges