What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
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My grandfather was high ranked in the military
A few steps above a General, I think. He was a Specific
How do military people show their appreciation? (From my 10 yr old son)
They say tank you!
(Proud dad here!)
I created this one while i was taking a dump. Why does the military loves computers ?
Because they love giving commands.
Did you hear the military is working on a way to weaponize felines?
They're calling it the Catling gun.
Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.
Must be from me uncle Ben
I’ve heard ABBA have invested in military equipment.
A mobster tried to kill someone in a rice field with a porcelain doll
It was a Knick knack paddy whack
If a writer had invented chicken fried rice, what would he have called it instead?
What do you get when you place a crown on top of two military vehicles floating in a tasty noodle dish?
What is the military's favorite type of cured meat?
What military base has the most secure bathrooms?
My friend was sad, I thought remidning him of his upcoming military service will cheer him up
But I was wrong, it made him Mossad
Authorities found a man beaten to death by a porcelain cow in a rice field.
They say this is the first known case of knick-knack paddy wack.
Why do cannibals hate eating military men?
Every once in a while they get a colonel stuck in their teeth.
Joke from my ten year old: what do you call it when you like steamed rice instead of fried rice?
Which military officer loves popcorn?
What do you call a mutilated French military leader?
I've just started a charity rehabilitating ex military canines into domestic cleaning roles
I'd say they were some of the best dogs I've worked with, but that would be a sweeping general alsatian.
Dad: Orders chicken fried rice
Server: Gives him chicken fried rice
Dad: It doesn't look like a chicken fried this rice.
My 7yo will never get brown rice when we go to Chipotle, only white.
She’s a total rice-ist, but I love her just the same!
I've always struggled to cook rice properly
Guess that's why it's called a complex carb
Growing up, breakfast was a thin porridge, lunch was rice soup, and dinner was ground oats.
It was a grueling experience.
One thing about being promoted in the military is that all of a sudden there’s nowhere to park…
It was nice when I was new, there’s private parking everywhere.
What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
When Norwegian military vessels leave port, they paint big bar codes on them.
When they return to port, they Scandinavian.
idk if this belongs here or not, but it made me giggle
Why does the military show the most appreciation?
Because they give many tanks.
I had Chinese with my dad the other night, and he asked “Did a shrimp really fry this rice?”
I told him “Of course not dad, now sit down and eat your chow, mein.”
What did the military-grade laxative say when he entered the bowels?
“I’ve come to relieve you of your duty”
What do you call a highly ranked military official who occasionally drops little words of wisdom and helpful facts?
Someone's developed a machine that shrinks military leaders.
They're calling it a general contractor.
“ Rico Premium Rice Paper “ have a rice day
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
What do you call a Spanish-speaking single father in the military?
Did anyone watch the TV show about the man who crashed a military jet and they rebuilt him with parts from a buffalo, giving him extraordinary power in his arm and legs?
You know, "Bison-ic Man".
Okay, I love Chinese food as much as the next guy
But you'll never convince me that a chicken fried the rice.
What's Whitney Houstons favourite type of coordination?
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What is Whitney Houston’s Favorite type of Coordination?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HHHHAAANNNDDDDDD EEEYYYYEEEE
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