23 Hilarious Return To Zion Puns

[Charania] Duke’s Zion Williamson, the potential No. 1 NBA pick, has been cleared to return from sprained knee tonight against Syracuse. twitter.com/ShamsCharania…

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👤︎ u/twistedlogicx

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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[Stein] The Pelicans insist they are going to keep trying to convince Anthony Davis to stay. Zion Williamson has yet to sign with an NBA agent to theoretically leave open the possibility he returns to school. The Leverage Playoffs are underway, too twitter.com/TheSteinLine/…

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👤︎ u/zipzog

📅︎ May 15 2019

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[Kushner] Alvin Gentry said he doesn’t have a projected date for Zion to return to on court activities. Stressed several times the Pels will be “overly cautious” in bringing him back. It’s been 6 weeks since his surgery. Initial projection was missing 6-8 weeks. twitter.com/ScottDKushner…

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👤︎ u/urfaselol

📅︎ Dec 02 2019

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When are Zion/Fox/Dipo/Kyrie/Steph/Boogie/Nurk/Wall expected to return? Any updates?

Heard about Steph's 2nd surgery, and Kyrie being day to day (for a while now though) but other than that have there been any reports on when these guys are expected to return? Any set backs? Any ahead of schedule?

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👤︎ u/guccimanebatmane

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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It’s ZION EVE! Here are Zion’s preseason highlights to get you even more hype for his return tomorrow. youtu.be/Uhru-EvtiXM

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👤︎ u/CuriousWhoDat

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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Lorenzo Snow made a prophecy in 1899 that the Saints would return to Missouri within 20 years and redeem Zion.

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👤︎ u/running4cover

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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The Westbrook Renaissance, LeBron vs. Zion, NBA Commish Bernie Sanders, and Gym Corner Returns With Ryen Russillo | The Bill Simmons Podcast art19.com/shows/the-bill-…

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👤︎ u/gulfside13

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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Hey there Pelican fans! I just began to start editing basketball videos and the first one I made was of Zion Willaimson and his Duke basketball highlights. I hope you enjoy and that it hypes you all up for his return. youtube.com/watch?v=7cycx…

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👤︎ u/jtorr18

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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Pelicans' Zion Williamson won't play back-to-backs upon return

When Zion Williamson finally does take the floor for his season debut with the New Orleans Pelicans, expect the team to be mindful of the workload for this year's No. 1 overall pick.

Williamson averaged 23.3 points and 6.5 rebounds in the preseason while shooting 71.4% from the field. He was injured in the Pelicans' second-to-last preseason game against the San Antonio Spurs and had surgery on his knee eight days after that on Oct. 21, the day before New Orleans opened the regular season.

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👤︎ u/iSportsAPI

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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New Orleans Pelicans vice president on Zion Williamson's return: 'When he's ready, he's going to play' usatoday.com/story/sports…

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👤︎ u/-en-

📅︎ Jan 04 2020

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[Marc Ryan] Zion Williamson’s high school coach (Lee Sartor) just joined us live and said Zion will not be returning to Duke nor will he ask for a trade. In communication with Zion’s family, they’ve said Zion will be honored to be drafted by the @PelicansNBA mobile.twitter.com/MarcRy…

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👤︎ u/Johnny_Kilroy_84

📅︎ May 16 2019

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[Prada]Zion Williamson's Return from Injury Complicates Brandon Ingram's Career Year sbnation.com/nba/2020/1/8…

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👤︎ u/MattadorD

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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Report: Injured Zion Williamson Definitely Won't Return Within Initial Timeline bleacherreport.com/articl…

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👤︎ u/KARL-MALONE-A-BlTCH

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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Shams Charania says Pelicans are hopeful for a January return for Zion Williamson

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/shams-charania-zion-williamson-pelicans-hopeful-of-january-return/vp-BBYvpEG

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👤︎ u/Brandonlngram

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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We've been the 6th best team in the league since Zion's return.

According to NBA.com's advanced stat - PIE.

https://stats.nba.com/teams/advanced/?sort=PIE&dir=-1&Season=2019-20&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&LastNGames=4

We're 20th for the whole year.

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👤︎ u/notthesethings

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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The Fence-Jumping Virgin Bachelor, Zion's Return and LeBron in Tank Mode with Juliet Litman, Mark Titus, Kevin O'Connor, Haley O'Shaughnessy, and Danny Chau | The Bill Simmons Podcast - The Bill Simmons Podcast pca.st/67EE

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👤︎ u/cotyrobisz

📅︎ Mar 08 2019

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[Sports] - Zion Williamson Returns to the Court for Duke nytimes.com/2019/03/14/sp…

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👤︎ u/AutoNewsAdmin

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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How awesome would it be if Zion makes his return on January 20th for the Martin Luther King Jr. Day game?

MLK Day, against the #2 pick and ROTY favorite Ja Morant in Memphis, in the middle of a fight for the #8 seed, with the NBA on TNT crew. Hnnnnnngh GIVE IT TO ME.

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👤︎ u/RaganSmash88

📅︎ Jan 11 2020

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Zion at a Country Day/Newman game talking his return timetable streamable.com/as1gk

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👤︎ u/probablymyninthacct

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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Do we owe that person an apology for berating them into Oblivion for last week's post telling us Zion would most likely return on the 16th?

Feels like it.

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👤︎ u/Jibber_jabby13

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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Some scripted Fan fiction for Zion's return-- tonight's the night! unverified.co/home-1/the-…

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👤︎ u/kathmandontandwont

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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[Marc Ryan] Breaking: Zion Williamson’s high school coach (Lee Sartor) just joined us live and said Zion will not be returning to Duke nor will he ask for a trade. In communication with Zion’s family, they’ve said Zion will be honored to be drafted by the @PelicansNBA. twitter.com/marcryanonair…

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👤︎ u/iMKolby

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Zion return date?

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👤︎ u/AntVenom23

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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