Regular Function Puns

I ran out of my regular coffee. All I have left is some ground espresso.I feel like I can’t function in the morning without my coffee. And I don’t think espresso is the answer, but it may be worth a shot.

Slow start:

So I was combining two hand sanitizer bottles while waiting on some computer function to complete, one was a scented and dyed blue while the other was regular clear handbleach. In the end I have a bottle of half clear half blue.

So I make wide panic eyes, hold up the bottle for my coworker to see and tell him "Oh shit, %coworker℅ I really blew it this time"

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