Redemptional Puns

And sometimes Mayo Neighs.

(My dad plays RedDead Redemption and he legitimately caught a horse just to make this joke)

But I’ve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

• Happy Grillmore
• Spaghetti Murphy
• Lasagnye West
• Forrest Rump
• Egg Sheeran
• David Jafflehoff
• The Lamb Shank Redemption
• Beef Me Up Scotty
• HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

I threw it away got another and called it The Straw Shank Redemption.

Any time my son groans or sighs, I consider it a win. When I came home from work today, he asked if I had an email from Club Nintendo, as he was waiting for a redemption code. I did and I printed it for him.

I handed it to him and showed him the Wii U code was on one page, and the 3DS code was on the other.

He looked at it and said, "That's odd"

I replied "No, it's even. There are two pages."

-pause-

Son sighs. Loudly.

About 7 years ago, I started working for a company named Shaw, and they gave me a bunch of shirts and a really ugly sweatshirt. I kept trying to give away the sweatshirt, but nobody wanted it. One day, I had a party, and somebody took the shaw shirt because they didn't bring a jacket and it was cold outside.

My girlfriend at the time said it was "The Shaw-Shirt Redemption".

I had never been more proud.

Me and my Dad were playing cribbage and he skunked me (if you're unfamiliar with the game in means he beat me by a lot) so after the game I say

"Let's go, one more, redemption is the name of the game"

my mom from the other room calls out "I thought it was called Cribbage?"

So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and my dad walked in right as I accidentally corralled a cow off a cliff. He said.

"you know what they call a cow that falls off a cliff?"

"ground beef"