What's red, has a tail, and hums?

An electric radish.

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👤︎ u/doryenas
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Red Skelton:   Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .

Gertrude says to Heathcliff, €œGood heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going? €

Heathcliff says, €œSo what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you’d be going that fast too! €

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👤︎ u/tfraymond
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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