So I work in a rock n roll based establishment and had a dad tell me this joke. "How do you tell how many pounds of red hit chili peppers you have?"
"You give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now."
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the red sea?
It gets wet
What is red, green and eats rocks?
>!The red-green rock eater!<
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock-eater! - My neice
What's got three legs...
...a yellow belly, a red back, lives underground, and eats rocks?
A Three Legged Yellow Bellied Red Back Rock Eater!
Why did Mars screw up its piano recital?
It was a little rusty.
(Most of the rock on Mars has iron in it, and it's oxidized over the millenia, so it's rusty, which is why it's red.)
What happens when u throw a blue rock into the Red Sea?
It becomes a wet rock
What’s big, red and eats rocks.
A big red rock-eater...
