Where do belly buttons go to school?
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What you call a boat in your belly button?
Why couldn't the Macaw and the Bull never produce any offspring?
It would've created a parrot-ox.
What do you call a battleship control room that covers a belly button?
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
I went in to get a checkup for severe pain near my belly and the doctor said "You have acute appendicitis". And I said..
Thanks, but I was looking for a treatment, not a compliment.
What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?
Why did the nurse carry a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Visiting a friend at the hospital & noticed that all the nurses had red crayons
Found out they need them to draw blood
I learned a lot about belly buttons in college...
I went to the Navel Academy
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian
It was the least I could do for him
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
A shipment containing red dye crashed into a shipment containing blue dye.
What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
What do you call Goku when he sees a red light?
My wife is recovering from a swollen toe injury, so she asked me to check how red it is…
I told her, “a lot of re-posts on r/dadjokes”
I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
What’s it called when a red belly bird goes to a cemetery?
The doctor said I can’t have any more red meat
So I started cooking my steaks well done.
What is red and not that much
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Long live Rudolph the red
What's got three legs...
...a yellow belly, a red back, lives underground, and eats rocks?
A Three Legged Yellow Bellied Red Back Rock Eater!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What's furry, red and flat?
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why are macaws super annoying?
Because they constantly parrot things back to you.
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
What's red and invisible?
My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...
...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
What is red and smells like blue paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red but smells like blue paint …
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Why did the nurse carry around a red pen?
Just incase she had to draw blood
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Why did the nurse use a red pen?
They wanted to draw blood
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