Record Vinyl Puns

A list of puns related to "Record Vinyl"

I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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👤︎ u/hover-lovecraft
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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what do mosquito bites and vinyl records have in common?

They both scratch.

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👤︎ u/ajjanialthor
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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So, I like listening to vinyl records and composing music on my Galaxy Tab with the S-Pen.

But my stylus is broken, so I can do neither.

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👤︎ u/EricICX
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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👤︎ u/Whlightning
📅︎ May 26 2020
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Flooring
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Vinyl Flooring
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👤︎ u/Redwards2
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..

One may say that the tables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Nochinnn
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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What's the difference between vinyl, 8-track, cds, cassettes, and mp3s ?

With vinyl everyone can be a record holder.

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👤︎ u/prendrefeu
📅︎ May 30 2019
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I was renovating my place, and I threw my record collection on the floor & the side of my house

I got vinyl flooring & vinyl siding

also on r/jokes

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👤︎ u/mr-gem-524
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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I recently joined the track team...

we spent the car ride home talking about the famous world runners and their impressive times and such. When we got home my dad said:

Dad: "You know I'm actually a record holder myself"

Me: "Wait really? In what event?"

Dad runs downstairs and comes back up with the biggest grin on his face, and holding a box of vinyl records

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👤︎ u/StarwarsIndianajones
📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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Record love puns?

I need some puns about loving someone that also includes something about vinyl records! Thanks!!

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👤︎ u/MCPgaming
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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